Zwei was bored. Now to most people a corgi that was bored ment nothing, but when said corgi had a habit of kicking Grimm ass it was a very dangerous thing. Professor Knox was finding that out the hard way. He let out a tired sigh and glared at the rear end of the fat little dog that was somehow sticking out of the industrial sander.
"How the hell did you manage that," he grumbled at the dog, who gave him an "Arff" in response.
Letting out another tired sigh, and wondering what god hated him, started the laborious task of getting the dog free. Knox made a mental note to kill whoever was dumb enough to let a dog run free around campus. Just at that moment all the members of team RWBY felt a chill go up their spines. Back with Knox and Zwei, things weren't going so well as Knox tried to lower the big conveyer that feed wood into the machine. For the life of him he still couldn't figure how the damn hairball had managed to fit in the tight space.
"Just a little more...and got it," he cried in triumph.
Zwei managed to roll off the convary and landed on his feet. After shaking himself, the little dog let out a happy yip and started for the doors. He was determined to explore this place with so many interesting smells and people. That is until he felt two beefy hands grab him and he was suddenly kicking his feet in the air. Zwei let out a nervous whimper when he saw Knox glaring at him. However, he was spared Knoxs' wrath when the door opened and team RWBY walked in. They all froze when they saw Zwei being held in Professor Knoxs' hands. To make matters worse Zwei happened to be wearing the new collar that said 'Property of Team RWBY' they had just got him. Then they noticed the vain pulsing in the shop teacher's head.
"We're in trouble aren't we," was all that Ruby could say.
Another really short one shot from bigdogcop. I know you said saw but it sounded to grizzly for me so I switched it to an industrial sander. Those things are big and the space between the canvary and the sander drum is very small, only a couple inchs at most. If any of you want to see something funny involving the teachers then say it and I'll write it to the best of my ability. Until next time.