TTGL: Brothers to the End

Okake Issue 2: Who ya gonna call?

A/N: Sorry about this chapter as it was very rushed. The winner didn't get back to me so I had to make it up in the space of an hour. Hope it still suits all of your humour needs. I'm not happy with it but it's better than nothing.

P.S. Kudos to Haru Takami. You made my day with your review. A truly pleasant ten minutes of laughing my ass off. Your self introductions of worthy of Lord Kamina himself. Glad to have you back.

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As stated by the great narrator in the sky, the past few decades in the Soul Society have been full of peace. Boring, boring peace… And we all know that Team Dai-Gurren don't like to be bored. In their eternal quest for entertainment and badassery, a truly worthy pastime was created, and to this day remains a favourite.

Haunting Rossiu.

Being invisible while in the Human World has its advantages, especially to someone with a creative mind like our very own Kamina. During a routine mission in the Human World many years ago, Kamina became distracted by a speech that the President of the Universe was giving to a mass crowd. Bored with his current task, the blue haired brawler had made his way up onto the stage, unseen by all.

Rossiu, unaware of his old companion, continues his well planned speech about the intergalactic economy. Kamina is allergic to both politics and bullshit so decides to take his medication: mayhem.

Before the eyes of half the universe, their president, the proud and stoic Rossiu Adai, had his trousers pulled around his ankles, presenting all to the cosmos. Thus was Rossiu haunting born.

Placing laxatives in his coffee, Viagra in his sandwiches, removing chairs from his descending form and polishing his forehead during sleep were staple occupations for the Dai-Gurren gang.

Not that Kamina singled out Rossiu. The heroic former leader of humanity spent many an hour in the hot springs and female changing rooms…

But that is a different story. Today we are focussed upon the unfortunate Rossiu. Being the smart and practical man that he is, all of these events have not passed him by as mere coincidences. Scouring the universe, he has hired the most trained and experienced team of paranormal exterminators.

"The Ghostbusters? Seriously?" snorted Kamina on his next visit to Earth. He entered the presidential suite to be confronted by four men in greyish overalls wielding what appeared to be vacuum cleaners.

"Don't you worry, Mr President. We'll sort out your paranormal problem. Your ghost will be toast and you'll feel no more terror for ever." announced the largest of the four men in a voice that suggested an American salesman.

Kamina prodded him in the back and the man whipped around, his vacuum at the ready.

The man with glasses stared fixedly at a small device in his hand. "Guy's, the spectrometer going crazy. He's right here. Put your ecto-goggles on quick, we can't make a mistake with this one."

"Right!" answered the other Ghostbusters with varying degrees of enthusiasm as they placed strange looking goggles over their eyes. In Kamina's eyes they looked like special operative rejects.

Now all of the men focussed in on Kamina. They cocked their heads at him.

"He doesn't look that impressive." one muttered. The remark was instantly followed by Kamina's foot to his face.

As that man reared back the coloured man aimed his weapon and fired. Kamina picked at his ear as the reddish lightning bounced off of him and shattered a nearby lamb. "Vacuum lasers. Who thought that that would work?"

A slow clapping filled the room. Rossiu stepped up to the Ghostbusters' side, the same goggles that the others wore covering his craggy face.

"So, Kamina. We meet again." Rossiu said emotionlessly, as though speaking with a long dead friend was just another day in the office. "Still as ignorant and reckless as ever I see."

"You look more like that old gunman in your village every time I see you, forehead boy." Kamina countered.

"I had a feeling that you might have been involved. After all rational thoughts were through, you are the only explanation ever left. Damn Gurren Lagann logic. With this information though, I came prepared. I knew that the Ghostbusters, no matter how 'epic' they were, would be no match for you. Every ghost hunter in the universe is on your trail."

He pressed a button and the door opened. Into the room stepped Scrooby Doo, Danny Phantom, Ghost Rider, Pacman and all manner of ghost hunters. Kamina scoffed at the collection.

"Rossiu, who the hell do you think I am? I am no simple ghost. I am the mighty lord Kamina! Giga cero break!"

He fired a cero that formed in the air as a giant drill that tore up the room, sending the assembled crowd flying into the air to twinkle like tiny stars.

"See. You've underestimated me again." commented Kamina smugly. "Even in death I can't be defea-"

He crumpled to the floor. Nia stood behind him with a plant pot, smiling serenely.

"Thank you, Nia." Rossiu greeted. "I'm glad you received my summons."

Nia slung Kamina over her shoulder. "You are most welcome, President Rossiu sir. Head Captain Hitsugaya is very angry with big bro Kamina. He ordered me to bring him back 'using any force necessary.' He highly recommended blunt objects under the premise that they wouldn't damage Kamina's head."

She turned serious for a moment. "Have you heard anything from Simon yet?"

"Rossiu shook his head gravely. "No. I'm sorry."

The young woman tried to force a smile. "Well, I'd better take big bro back to captain Shiro chan. Good luck with the universe." she said as a door materialised beside here. She passed through it to enter back into the Soul Society, smacking Kamina's head on the doorframe as she stepped through.