TTGL: Brothers to the End.

Omake Issue 3:

A/N: Pretty big author's notes today so if you want the omake, feel free to scroll down.

Firstly, I'll address some comments given in the last chapter. Regarding Kamina's new super power up, this isn't my attempt to make him some kind of overpowered DBZ character. It really is part of my plot and serves an important role in the story so just bare with it.

As for spelling mistakes - no I don't have a beta reader and nor do I proof read, guilty as charged. I will try to make more of an effort to check my work but no promises.

Secondly, this omake was a b***h to write. I was told to write about Soifon and Yoruichi…you can all see where this is going. So my task was to write something tasteful and inoffensive but suggestive at the same time. The Chizaru omake in the last story pushed the bounds of decency far enough me thinks. Add to this the fact that I haven't even introduced Yoruichi into any of my stories and we have a difficult task…

So without further ado, for Haru Takami, here is omake number 3. Now go take a cold shower, ya damn perv. I know the wastes of Fanfiction are a lonely place…

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"The preparations are complete. You may leave." ordered a hardened voice that sounded like cold steel yet retained a certain aspect of femininity.

Several scientist looking men vacated the room, leaving a small figure alone with the whirring machines that had recently been constructed. The figure was petit in every way, her limbs wiry and her frame slender. Beneath the skin, compact muscles worked with every movement, giving strength and speed to her deceptively frail body.

She stalked past the machines, her captain's robes billowing with the movements. As she reached a curtained off section she stopped. Slowly she opened the curtains and a small smile shone upon her hardened face.

The area contained a shrine in the traditional Japanese style. Around it were all manner of cat plushies, toys and pictures, each one depicting a plain black feline. Other images of a tanned young woman with purple hair mingled with the cats. Even idols of the woman had been carved out of stone and wood.

Wires connected the shrine with the nearby machines in a confusing web of electronics. The young woman allowed herself a moment to bask in the shrine's glory before she approached a terminal beside a large stone cat. Her fingers danced across the buttons with fast precision, flesh and metal tapping against the plastic keys in a rhythmic beat.

The sound of the machines increased, becoming frantic in pace. Lights dipped and flared in a storm of colour that gave the room a hellish lightshow. The young woman laughed manically to complete the effect.

The shrine began to glow and pulse, tendrils of electricity shooting out from it dangerously. The flashes and sounds reached a crescendo with a thunderous flash of light, then silence.

Smoke had filled the room, obstructing everything from view. It cleared with dramatic slowness until a figure became visible at the foot of the shrine. It was laid out on the ground, the proportions all wrong for a human.

The smoke cleared completely to reveal the purple haired woman laid back on the ground, completely naked except for a covering of bubbles. She cocked her head in the direction of the smaller woman.

"Ah, Soifon! Long time no see. You have such well placed timing as ever."

Soifon coughed awkwardly, sliding a document titled 'Yoruichi's daily schedule.' beneath another pile of papers.

"Yoruichi sama!" the captain breathed in complete awe.

Yoruichi rose to her feet with accentuated movements, causing some of the bubbles to fall away. Soifon moved her hands over her nose to prevent a stream of blood that threatened to cover her face.

"Not that I don't enjoy your company, but any reason why you have interrupted my bath to bring me here? My subjects are hopeless without me after all." Yoruichi asked with a knowing smirk.

Soifon tried to look serious. "Grave matters are afoot. We need your help."

"So you bring me here against my will while I'm without clothes? Also, why all the cat merchandise? A simple picture alone would have done the job." Yoruichi stretched her limbs causing more bubbles to fall. "I think that you just wanted to see me." she purred, leaning closer to the captain.

"Y-Yoruichi sama!" protested Soifon through trembling lips.

Yoruichi leaned in yet further and wrapped her arms around the smaller woman. Soifon squeaked and turned bright red. Yoruichi reached inside the captain robes… then danced back playfully with an envelope in her hands.

"Yoruichi sama!" cried out Soifon as she tried to recapture the paper. Yoruichi toyed with her, keeping the envelope always just out of reach.

"Let's see what we've got here, eh." the former captain grinned as Soifon pleaded for its return. She opened the top then slowly withdrew the paper from inside. Her smile grew larger and more mischievous as they were revealed to be a collection of photographs. Each one depicted Soifon in a cute little cat suit with furry ears and a tail. Some of the posses were most…entertaining.

"My little Soifon is all grown up. What would your family think?" taunted Yoruichi, enjoying every second of the younger woman's embarrassment. "Is that a little cat paw tattoo on your-"

"Yoruichi sama!" repeated Soifon, tears in her eyes. She gave the other woman the puppy dog eyes.

Yoruichi relented, wiping a tear from Soifon's face with a delicate stroke of her thumb. Moving close she placed her lips beside the captain's ear and whispered. "It suits you."

Soifon was about to reply but a slight sound from above drew both women's attention. They glared up at the roof and noticed for the first time a blue haired figure hanging onto the rafters while trying to get a better view. The bubbles had all popped and the photo's were aimed upward. The temptation had been to great for any man to handle.

Kamina gulped as the atmosphere suddenly became very oppressive. "Son of a bitc-"

"BANKAI!" bellowed Soifon with all of the wrath of the gods. The golden cannon formed and without even a second's pause she fired the rocket straight at Kamina. Unable to move from his precarious perch, he was hit dead centre and blown clean out of the building.

Huffing with frustration, Soifon turned back to where Yoruichi had been. The woman was gone. Soifon ran up the shrine and saw that the woman was already teleporting herself back. The purple haired queen flashed the photos that were still in her slender hands.

"I'll be keeping these. They might come in handy." she grinned, then was gone.

Soifon sighed as she left the machines. She worked her way around the room collecting concealed cameras that had covered the entire area. Playing one back she watched as the naked Yoruichi embraced her. A smile graced her face.

Time to make compilation video with all of these. she thought to herself, unable to suppress a wolfish smile.