Sorry for the delay. Me is lazy.
Squirtle seems to have issues and Flame shows a few morals.
Episode Twelve: Morose Moron
For several minutes, there was nothing but uncomfortable silence. It was finally broken by someone knocking on the Wall Demon. 'Moron!' My brain screamed at me, so I inhaled as much air as I could to get a nice big fireball to greet him with. Squirtle noticed what I was doing and clamped my jaws shut.
"That's Nurse Joy, you idiot. She always knocks before she comes in," he practicaly yelled at me, while the Wall Demon opened itself and Nurse Joy did, in fact, step in. She noticed that Squirtle still had hold of my jaw and asked what was going on.
Squirtle immediatly let go and turned to face her, grinning sheepishly and blushing. (For reasons, that I have a hunch, I do not want to know) I took that oppertunity to give him a hard push and send him flying off the bed. Unfortunatly, my sense of balance was still a little dodgy and I toppled off after him. (Turtles do not make for a soft landing, just thought you might want to know that.)
Nurse Joy made a sound that a Weedle makes if roasted over an open fire (Don't ask) before running over to me and plonking me back on the bed.
"You idiot. You're supposed to be resting, not trying to break you ribs again," she scolded, well she used a more polite version but that was the gist of it. (A lot more polite gist than if I had phrased it)
Moron chose to walk in at that very moment, saving me from further lecturing. He ran over and was about to hug me, when he tripped over Squirtle and fell flat on his face. Nurse Joy tried her hardest not to laugh as she helped him up (I, of course, was laughing my merry head off)
Moron got too his feet, with a mild nosebleed where he had hit the bedpost on the way down, and looked over at me.
"Well at least you're awake," he said, while I struggled to get my laughter under control. When it finally died down, I had to wipe a small tear from my eye. I have no idea why it was so funny, but what was even weirder was that I didn't feel the need to torch his face off anymore.
Squirtle finally managed to climb back onto the bed, scratching at one of the bandages as he did so. Moron choose this chance to give us both a hug and exclaimed loudly, "we got the boulderbadge!"
When he showed me the badge, all friendliness vanished in an instant. Only to be replaced with murderous rage. He had put me through hell, for a tiny piece of bloody metal. A quick glance at Squirtle told me, he felt the same way. Unfortunatly for my temper, Nurse Joy seemed to realise what was coming and quickly pushed Moron out the door before closing it behind her.
"Do you want to kill him, or do I get the honours?" Squirtle asked me, his happy exterior gone.
"You kill him, but I get first dibs on his stuff," I growled, snorting a puff of smoke as I did so.
"Agreed," he said and we shook paws. An Alliance had been formed, Moron was going to pay.