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Ozpin had started to notice that his staffs productivity had started to drop in recent days and wondered what was going on. With the recent events that had transpired with James taking over security and the Council breathing down his neck the last thing the vaunted Headmaster of Beacon Academy needed was for his staff to start slacking off. So he decided to call a staff meeting to figure out what the problem was.

"Now does anyone know why productivity is down so much," he asked.

"Well I've been caught up in my botany work for the past couple weeks," Julia Peach said with a sheepish look.

"I've been busy with all the paperwork for the Vytal Festival that you won't do yourself," Glynda said with a glare.

There was a moment of tense silence as the others braced for the storm that was about to break. You could cut the tension in the air with a knife as the two most powerful people in the school glared at each other. Then Ozpin broke eye contact and looked at Knox.

"What's your excuse," he asked.

"Been cleaning up the mess that Arc boy made last week. I still can't figure how the hell he managed to set the shop class on fire with a freaking screwdriver," growled the big man.

Yes that had been a pain in the neck to explain to the insurance company. Jaune Arc had been banned from entering the shop under penalty of death by table saw from Professor Knox. Ozpin could only shake his head at the long suffering shop teacher and turned to Peter Port who was glaring across the table at Obbleck for some reason. The history teacher was glaring right back at the True Huntsman.

"And your excuse Peter," the Headmaster asked.

"I'm in the middle of a flame war with Bart," was the portly mans only response.

"Yes, and I will win," Oobleck stated firmly.

Ozpin just groaned and left the teachers' lounge. He needed some of his special 'tea' to get through all of this.

Decided to right up another little one shot to make up for the lack of updates today. I got inspired by the little scene between Oblack and Port in Episode 2 of volume 3. Hope you like it and keep on reading these little bite size stories that I'm turning out here. Until next time folks.