"Oh, I look so fuckable now" Nanafue said as passionately as possible. She took her saggy flapjacks for boobs and pushed them into her sexy bikini top (The one with hearts over the nipples) and then shoved her hanging butt cheeks into her sexy thong. She twisted and twirled in the mirror, examining every portion of her erotic body.
"Mmh, I would grope my testicles and suck my dick if I weren't a little ol' innocent grandma" She said as she applied her smoky eye shadow and dark red lipstick. She pulled on her black fishnets over her legs and put on 3 inch heels.
"Mhm, yes, so sensual, yet, so… young." She said as she flashed back to her old helicoptering days with Tom Hanks in his youth, and those hot nights spent with Mr. Universe whenever Rose was too hormonal. She grabbed her purse and put it around her shoulder, strutting out of the bathroom.
"How do I look, Kofi?" She asked her son.
"Uh… U-ugly as hell!" Kofi then proceeded to slowly walk back to the kitchen as he felt he was going to hurl. But he tripped because his raging boner stumped into the doorway.
"Yep, I still got it!" Nanafue said she started to walk out into the darkness of the night. She walked to the fryman's place, standing near the streetlamp. She messed and toyed with her hair as she waited for her first 'customer'.
"And yeah, Sadie, maybe I'm a loser, but you're stuck with me!" Lars yelled into his phone as he went around the corner. Nanafue smiled, and then gently whispered into his ear as he walked by her.
"I will make your penis feel like peanut butter has been smeared all over an ass load of bread and went into this saggy ass pussy you will soon call home." Nanafue then grinned. Lars shivered and jumped away.
"What?! What's wrong with you? I'm a teenager." He yelped in fear. Nanafue smiled and opened her legs up and gestured to them.
"Come on home boy, its dinner time!" Lars screamed and ran away from her. Nanafue called after him.
"Come on and get you moldy peanut butter and pussy sandwich! It's been aged for decades! It's nice and cripsy" She said in a low, gruff voice. Lars was long gone however, and she could only sigh.
"It's a shame what kids miss out on these days."
A/N: We're not sorry for this...