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Bleu Knox stormed across the campus looking royally pissed, which meant that he looked like he usually did. Today however was a very special day and he heard that a certain someone was on campus. He paused when he saw Glynda Goodwitch fixing a pillar in the courtyard. Walking up to the Deputy Headmistress he had a simple question for her.
"Qrow?"
"Qrow," she sighed, knowing what was going to happen.
The angry shop teacher stormed off heading strait for the staff lounge where he knew a certain dusty old crow was raiding the liquor cabinet. When he arrived he noticed several students gathered around the window staring in at the dusty old crow with Winter Schnee standing off in a corner giving the man a disgusted look as he drank a beer. Peter Port was at the bar making a tonic and gin and had a nervous look on his face, which deepened when he noticed Knox approaching. Knox opened the door with a loud bang which drew everyone's attention. Qrow immediately took a defense stance when he saw Bleu approaching which Bleu mimicked. The two of them where unarmed and they slowly approached each other with Winter looking at the two older men and Port subtly moving out of the way.
"Happy birthday Bleu," Qrow said giving him his hand to shake, obviously on edge.
"Happy birthday," Bleu said with a small tight smile.
"Wait what," asked Winter.
"They share the same birthday," Port explained, as the two men started to circle each other.
"That's right Ice Queen," Qrow said as he started to get ready for the inevitable.
"Hey Port, your in charge of campus security. Why don't you arrest this bum," snapped Bleu.
"I'm off duty," Port replied, as the crowd outside started to get excited.
Bleu had made the mistake of taking his eye off Qrow who swung at him, knocking the big shop teacher over a table. He then preceded to throw beer bottles at the downed shop teacher who used the overturned table as a shield. Winter looked on in shock as the students started to cheer at the impromptu 'match'. Bleu kept ducking his head every time a bottle came his way, but then he noticed something that made his eyes widen in shock.
"Not the brandy you dope," he yelled.
"Oh, sorry," Qrow said as he juggled the bottle that he almost threw.
Setting that bottle down he promptly picked up a beer bottle and threw it at Bleu who was now charging. The big man managed to dodge it and slammed into Qrow sending them both over the bar. Peter managed to save the brandy bottle as Bleu broke a beer bottle over the dusty old crows head. Winter couldn't help the smirk that came across her face as she watched Knox pick Qrow up and punch him right out the staff room door. The two men started to just punch each other and the fight spilled out into the courtyard.
Ozpin arrived at the staff lounge and noticed the destruction. Peter was sweeping up as best he could when he noticed the Headmaster and pointed towards the courtyard. Shaking his head Ozpin quickly walked in the indicated direction. The scene that greeted him was what he expected. There was Bleu in the process of trying to drown Qrow in the fountain with a large group of students, and one rather entertained looking Winter.
"Alright, break it up you two," snapped Ozpin.
The two men where worn out by this point and did as they were told. Standing waist deep in water next to each other with their chest heaving and glaring at one another. Ozpin rubbed his temples in frustration at his two friends since this was the 22nd consecutive birthday fight they had.
"I had enough of this ridicules birthday tradition of yours. What even started it," snapped Ozpin.
"I'll tell you who started it. It started when this jerk tried passing a hoochie coochie dancer off on me back in Mistrial, " growled Bleu, Qrow started to cackle at that.
"Quite Qrow. So what's wrong with that," asked Ozpin.
"A wedding ring and alimony, that's what wrong with it," yelled Bleu glaring at Qrow.
"Mable," Qrow said.
"What, " asked Ozpin.
"Her name was Mable."
"What the hell are you talking about? I don't know anyone named Mable, " snapped Bleu.
"Your right it wasn't Mable," muttered Qrow as he tried to remember the woman's name.
"The fact is you two can't remember what started this stupid tradition. Now come in so you can dry off and have some coffee," Ozpin said as he and everyone else turned away. Winter smirked internally now that she had some dirt on Qrow.
"Hey what was her name anyway," asked Qrow as the two of them climbed out of the fountain.
"Beatty," Bleu snapped, as he shoved Qrow back into the fountain.
That is it for this one folks. Now if your a fan of 'The Duke' you might recognize this scene from one of his movies, guess right and I'll give you a shout out. This one was brought to you by Autistic-Grizzly, I couldn't help writing Qrow into one of my favorite John Wayne scenes so I hope you don't mind to much. Also I would like to say thanks to everyone, because this fic has passed the ten thousand views mark. Until next time folks