"I may wear dentures, but this mouth can do wonders!" Nanafue called out to Mr. Fryman, who was walking as fast as he can to his shop. It's been 2 weeks since she started her prostitution, and so far she had no takers. But that did nothing to dampen her spirits. Not even the flies buzzing around her filthy body would dare make her move an inch from her street corner.
"Come and get it! I may have a wooden hip, but I can still ride for ages!" She then proceeded to hump the air for effect.
"Mom, Stop this nonsense! Me and the kids haven't eaten for weeks now because you haven't been making any money! It's time to quit." Kofi demanded. Nanafue shook her head.
"Nope." She then yelled out "Woman, Man, Goat, Gem, and whatever the hell is. It doesn't matter! Nanafue's little shop of wonders is wet for anybody" Kofi smacked his head and started to walk away. Nanafue shrugged and continued to shout out advertisements.
"Gem, you say?" She heard a voice; she whipped around and saw Garnet walking towards her.
"Why yes, you interested?" She said seductively. Garnet had no reaction.
"Just wondering what you know about pleasuring gems." Garnet said simply. Nanafue smirked.
"Oh, a lot more than you think, your girl amethyst used to visit me back in my youth. Pearl also took quite a liking to my magic fingers." Nanafue said nonchalantly. Garnet looked unconvinced.
"Hm, I don't believe you." Garnet turned to leave, but her wrist was grabbed by Nanafue.
"Then how about I show you?" Nanafue whispered, wiggling her eyebrows at her. Garnet shivered.
"Maybe if you were sixty years younger, I would consider it, but now-" Though hidden by her glasses, Garnet trailed her eyes down Nanafue's body "I would rather unfuse for all eternity." She pulled her wrist away from her grasp. She was noticeably speed walking away from her.
"Damn shame, she was in for a treat." Nanafue sighed sadly. She then started to call out again.
"Step on up for crazy low prices!" She pointed to Rolando, who was walking down the boardwalk.
"You there! You can be the ken doll, and I can be the box you come in!" Rolando head snapped up, he gasped and ran up to her.
"Woah! You must be an alien from the planet Sedusa! You're as disgusting as people say you are!" He whipped out his phone and started to take pictures of her. "I got to get this for my blog!" Nanafue started posing for him.
"How about this blog boy. You can slide your banana into my sundae and we can make a banana split!" She winked at him and giggled. Rolando gasped.
"Will you take me to your secret lair so I may study your people?" He asked her excitedly, she grinned.
"Oh I'll stuff you into my lair and milk you dry alright! C'mon, let's explore every inch of my fajitas and see how much secret sauce I need!" She started to strut to his house; she turned her head and winked at him while clenching her butt cheeks. "But it will cost you" Rolando nodded.
"Any price for research!" He quickly started to follow after her.
Hours later, Rolando returned to the Fryman shack, his clothes messed up, his eyes the size of dinner plates and welts forming all over his arms. Peedee looked at Rolando and laughed.
"Did you get your research for the 'Seducians?" Peedee asked him after a laughing fit. Rolando head slowly turned towards him.
"Not the research I was looking for" He said in a very quiet voice. He then proceeded to walk into the back of the room, missing the kitchen staff door entirely and walking into the freezer instead.
Peedee could still hear sobbing seven hours later.