A/N: Sorry for the wait, life's a bitch.
Mr. Fryman nervously clutched the wad of money in his hand, he glanced around anxiously.
"Can't be seen doing this, bad for business" He muttered, he walked closer and closer to his target: The nasty slut Nanafue, who has a knack of sticking things up your butt when you least expect it, or so Rolando said. He didn't want to do this, but the death of his wife 5 years ago has left him sexually frustrated and without a meat pillow to plunge his little fry in. As he neared the street corner, he noticed Nanafue dancing on a lamp post, sliding up and down seductively as random citizens cheered her on and threw money at her. He hid behind a building for a while, waiting for the citizens to clear before he greeted her. Noticing him, she grinned.
"The usual, Mr. Fryman?"
As Mr. Fryman and Nanafue were "messing around", Garnet was out at the local grocery store. She bought 12 pounds of non purified bleach. She then heads back to the Temple (When she got to the street corner, she sprinted the rest of the way), and entered the house. Heading into the bathroom, she picked up Peridot and threw her out the window then she proceeded to pour all 12 pounds of bleach into the bath tub. Steven walks in on Garnet pouring the bleach.
"What are you doing Garnet?" He asks her, she slowly turned her head towards him.
"... you wouldn't understand" She said meekly. Steven then proceeds to back up slowly and then runs away. Once Garnet is done with pouring the bleach into the bath tub, she takes a deep breath and shoves her entire head in the tub. As she was doing this, Pearl walked by the bathroom, noticing her.
"Oh, Garnet! Did you look through Amethyst's browser history again? I told you that was dangerous!" Pearl scolded her. The only response she got was a gurgle, and slurping noises, Pearl rolled her eyes.
"Gems can't die from bleach ingestion, Garnet; I would know, I tried that when I saw Greg and Rose doing anal." She shuddered a bit "The worst part is, Rose wasn't the one receiving it" Garnet let out another gurgle, then she pulled her head out from the tub.
"Who knew that a elderly human could cause me more torment in a week then any other of my thousands years of life. I was simply minding my own business today, just walking over to the Big Donut to get the fat fuck, I mean, Steven his fix. She then jumped on my back and yelled "This Grandma's pussy ripples for big gem cock", she then started to dry hump my back. I still can't get the smell of fish off of my outfit" Garnet said. She dunked her head back into the tub.
Back to Mr. Fryman and Nanafue. Mr Fryman was throwing money at Nanafue while she was "dancing". After Mr. Frymans seductive night with Nanafue,. Peedee was doing his daily routine now that he was finally off "Frybo duty", he was doing some prep work before opening up the shop. Mr. Fryman walked through the kitchen and Peedee turned around looking offended and disgusted. Mr. Fryman looks at Peedee nervously and says,
"What, what are you giving me that look for?" Peedee reaches into his pocket and says,
"I found these stuck in your zipper, when I was doing laundry last night" He pulls his hand out of his pocket and holds out Nanafues old moist dentures.
"oh, I uh... those are grandmas, I um... was holding them for her while she was getting dental work done." Mr. Fryman says scratching his head nervously.
"oh, OK" says Peedee and then turns around continuing his prep work.
"Phew, that was close", Mr. Fryman muttered quietly. As he walked out of the kitchen, he wiped his forehead.
"I really hope he doesn't notice the semen in the Frybo suit"
A/N: Yeah, our updating schedule is screwed, but we'll try our best to keep it steady.