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D. Montoya wasn't usually one to pull pranks, but after his damn uncle gave him a hard time yesterday he decided that a little payback was in order. He had found a bottle of hair remover and had decided to swap out his uncle's shampoo with it. Getting into his uncle's bathroom had been surprisingly easy and after pouring the shampoo into an empty water bottle he poured the hair remover into the shampoo bottle.
"This is going to be sweet," he cackled, already imagining his uncle's balled head.
Shortly after he left his uncle came into the room to enjoy a long hot shower after a trying day. He had to deal with another Port incident today. Apparently Peter thought killing a creep by shoving a burn crystal up a certain part of it's anatomy was a good idea. In front of the entire first year class as well. Ozpin could just see the therapy bills dancing in his head.
As the Headmaster of Beacon prepared to undress he noticed something out of place. He noticed his shampoo bottle wasn't exactly in the spot he left it. Reaching over, Ozpin picked it up and opened it. With a experimental sniff he let out a low hum, and smiled wickedly.
Yang had a long day and was looking forward to a long hot shower. She through her bag on her bed but paused when she saw a bottle laying on her bed with a note attached to it. The blonde brawler picked up the bottle and realised it was her favorite shampoo. Yang glanced at the note and smiled. Yang, hope you like this late birthday gift. Sorry that I couldn't get it earlier, but what's a guy to do? D.
"That's so nice of him," she chucked, as she walked into the bathroom with the bottle in hand.
Ozpin and Oobleck were enjoying a cup of coffee together when what appeared to be a volcanic eruption occurred on the other side of campus. The shockwaves shattered every window on campus and almost knocked them both off their feet.
"D. MONTOYA YOU'RE DEAD," roared Yang.
"My word! What was that," cried Oobleck.
"A lesson for messing with the king of Pranks," was Ozpins cryptic answer.
Happy 2016 everyone! I've been away from this series for most of a month to work on other stories. The last couple of episodes of RWBY blew my mind and the latest mini doc helped flesh out the world of Remnant even more. This one shot is brought to you bybigdogcop36 with his OC D. Montoya. Now I would like to ask you guys to hold off on any request this month because I've got a backlog to cover all of January. If you have ideas scribble them down on a paper or something and save them for next month. Until next time folks.