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YO MAMA BATTLE! Part 1
Kim's POV
The guys and I were in the dojo and were once again, BORED! Rudy left us for a date with our health teacher, Ms AppleBaum. We were all lying down thinking of what to do. Jerry was busy laughing.
Jack: hey Jerry, why are you laughing?
Jerry: cause I'm listening to a new program 'BATTLE OF THE IDIOTS'
They always say cool yo mama jokes. Listen.
Idiot#1: yo mama is So ugly she makes onions cry
All: oh snap!
Idiot#2: YO mama is so short she hanglides on a dorito(a dorito is a triangular shaped chip which can be eaten!)
All: ouch!
Kim: hey, I've got an idea. Let's have a YO mama battle.
All: what?!
Kim: yeah. I could be the judge.
Jerry: I think thats swasome cause I am a master
Jack: you? A master? You definitely haven't heard me say some YO mama jokes.
Kim: that settles evrything. Jerry vs Jack.
Eddie: what about milton and I?
Kim: oh. You can just be the audience.
Milton: cool.
Kim: let the battle, BEGIN! Jerry you go first.
Jerry: YO mama is so old she her birth certificate was written in roman numerals.
Jack: well YO mama is so ugly she turned medusa into stone
Jerry: YO mama is so ugly hello kitty said bye!
Jack: YO mama is so ugly, one direcrption went to the other direction
Audience: oh snap!
Jerry: YO mama is soft,she plays pool with the planets.
Jack: YO mama is so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her
Audience: ooooo...
Jerry: YO mama is so fat, she sat on and iPhone and mad it an iPad!
Jack: YO mama is so fat, a scientist explained the black hole theory with her ass hole!
Kim: yikes!
Jerry: YO mama is so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved to death.
Jack: YO mama is so hairy, she has hair on her nippy
Jerry: what's nippy?
Jack: on her nipples!
Audience: GROSS!
Jerry: YO mama is so ugly, the forever alone guy denied her friend request!
Audience: woaaaahhh...
Jack: YO mama is so fat, the only belt that could size her is the equator.
Audience: nice!
Jerry: YO mama is so fat, she has to be baptized in an ocean.
All of a sudden Donna tobin came in.
Donna: hey guys. I'm looking for jack
Kim: not right now Donna. He's in the middle of a battle.
Donna: what do you mean?(faces jack and Jerry)
Jack: YO mama is so fat, her farts cause global warming.
Donna: excuse me?
Jerry: YO mama Is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
Donna: what?!
Jack: YO mama is so ugly, mount rushmoore wants to turn away!
Donna: oh no you did not just talk about my mum that way!
Jack: Donna?! What are you doing here?
Donna: no one talks about my mum that way!
Donna slapped Jack and Jerry and stormed out.
Kim: man do I love YO mama battles.
Jack: that was weird. Who won Kim?
Jerry: yeah. Who?
Kim: well, from everything I saw, I think the winner is...
es!BOOM! Ta-dah. Who do you think the winner should be? Please tell me cause I'm lost too. Review and tell me your votes