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"This is blackmail," D. Montoya yelled.
"Maybe it is, but the fact is if you don't help me you will be spending the rest of the semester peeling potatoes in the school kitchen," Glynda Goodwitch threatened.
D. let out a tired sigh and nodded his head in consent. When Goodwitch was in one of her moods it was best just to go along with whatever she demanded. The young man wondered why the Deputy Headmistress needed his help in getting a date with his uncle. By all accounts his uncle liked Goodwitch and would be more than happy to go on a casually date with her.
"So what am I doing again," the poor boy asked.
"You are going to put this in Ozpins coffee," she said.
The little bottle that Goodwitch handed him was pink. D. took a look and saw that it was labeled 'Love Potion #9'. He had a strange feeling he had heard that somewhere before, but for the life of him D. couldn't remember where. Letting out a sigh, and doubting that Goodwitchs deranged plan would work, the poor boy walked off with the bottle in hand.
"How the hell am I going to get this in his coffee? Uncle Oz always has that mug of his with him," D. muttered to himself, as he passed Professor Port.
"If you keep talking to yourself people will think your crazy," said the older man.
"Thanks for the tip," snapped D.
"What? I wasn't talking to you," said Port with a confused look on his face.
D. just shook his head and kept on walking, because today was crazy enough without adding Peter Port to the mix. The boy kept running scenarios in his head about what could happen if he put this crap in Ozpins coffee. His uncle could pull the old switcheroo on him like that time D. tried putting hair remover in the older man's shampoo. D. still had the scars from that time. Maybe Ozpin would have an allergic reaction to it and die. Then again, there was the chance it could work and the two adults would have a good time. An image of his uncle and Goodwitch doing it on Ozpins desk flashed into his mind and D. shook his head to clear it of that disturbing image.
"Didn't need that in my he...OHPUFF!"
D. went when he collided with someone while he wasn't looking. He glanced at the bottle he had been holding, only to find that it had shattered and spilled its contents all over him. Well, didn't see that coming, he thought irritable.
Glancing at who he ran into he was greeted by the sight of a mane of yellow hair. He knew it was Yang without any other visual queues. D. opened his mouth to apologize, but then closed it when he felt s a strange sensation come over him. Without warning he pinned Yang against the wall and started kissing her. Yang let out a yelp of surprise when her back hit the wall and it took her a moment to register what was happening. When she did...
Ozpin and Glynda were walking down a garden path together. Glynda was annoyed that D. hadn't been seen by his uncle yet. It meant that the boy hadn't slipped that little potion into Ozpins drink, but she was enjoying the walk with the Headmaster. That is until one D. Montoya came crashing through a window and landed right in front of them with a broken nose and two black eyes. The two teachers glanced at one Yang Xiao Long who was glaring at D. through the busted window with blood red eyes. Glynda could just rub her temples in irritation as Ozpin smirked at his nephews misfortune.
"Try that again lover boy and I'll castrate you," snarled Yang.
That is it for this one. This one shot is brought to you by bigdogcop who wanted their OC D. Montoya helping Glynda out with getting a date with Ozpin. I couldn't help adding the 'Love Potion #9' bit. That's a favorite of mine. I'm sorry about the lack of updates but I work kind of picked up for me the last few weeks, but I should be updating more now. Until next time folks.