TTGLX: Brothers to the End.
Omake Issue 9: The Ultimate Technique.
A/N: I'm not dead nor am I abandoning this story! I am also not delaying through lack of reviews or anything as I know that I have a strong fan base. I've just been under the weather recently and haven't much been in the writing mood. Lots of personal stuff going off that is getting in the way of clear thoughts - something that I require to write. I apologise but if the words aren't flowing naturally then I'm not going to force them.
So here is the next omake. Made it and posted it to let you all know that the story is still alive. I will try to get it running again quickly but things are still a bit unsteady. I've got lots of ideas left racing through my head though so mark my words, This is nowhere near the end of Kamina's adventures.
This is only short and poorly written, but at least it lets you know what's going off. Don't expect a speedy update but keep badgering me and I'll hopefully get back into the flow of things.
Drop me a review when you are through to tell me if it's ace or poo. Tell me what to do and I will really love you and if not I'll hit you with my shoe!
Suck it, poets! Without further ado, enjoy.
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Kamina stood outside of Naruto's hut making his final preparations before departing for battle. He was still pretty battered and his iconic cape and shades had been lost to him but he was feeling confident. He had learned much during his time with Master Uzumaku and was aching to try out his new techniques.
He had just finished packing his rucksack with supplies when Naruto emerged from his hut. His piercing blue locked with Kamina's. "Wait a moment, Kamina. I've been thinking and I think that you are ready for one final lesson. I wasn't going to show it you at first but after careful thought, I know it will serve you well. Ready your mind for my ultimate technique."
Kamina's mind raced. "What? You mean something stronger than the rasengan?"
"Yes. It is a move that even your dogged determination would be unable to resist. Bodies will hit the floor and blood will spray.
Kamina leaned in closer, eyes sparkling. "Teach me!"
"Okay." Naruto whispered instructions into Kamna's ear. The brawler's face took on a look of confusion.
"Why would I need to do-"
"Just do it!" Naruto snapped.
Kamina nodded. He placed his hands together to perform the signs and began to concentrate hard on what Naruto had instructed him to: echi manga.
There was a flash of light that spawned a billowing mass of smoke. As it cleared it revealed a somewhat more…shapely version of Kamina. His blue hair had grown longer, his features less angular and his body was more slender and curved. His tattoos remained but his chest had…developed somewhat.
"The hell!" Kamina gawked. "You taught me a transgender jutsu? Dear God you've been in the woods alone for too long, perverted bastard! Where the hell has my manhood gone damn you! The great Kamina demands his junk back!"
"Quit jiggling!" spluttered Naruto agitatedly. "It's just a jutsu so when you release it you'll return to normal."
"Why tell me it's the ultimate technique though!" roared Kamina, his now long lashed eyes twitching angrily. "You damn dirty old man."
"It is though." reasoned Naruto with a smile. "Imagine if your enemy suddenly changed into a super hot naked chick."
Kamina thought for a moment. "Point taken." he conceded. "What's with this then?" he asked, pointing at the well placed clouds that hung around his chest and thighs.
"Censor no jutsu."
Kamina stepped over to the river to admire himself. "Man I'm hot. No wonder nobody can resist me. Even as a super sexy girl I'm still the manliest person I've ever met. That's just how awesome I am!"
A thought suddenly struck him with the force of lightning. "Can this be used in a combo?"
"Of course. I created the sexy jutsu so it, like everything else I've ever used, is compatible with the shadow clones." Naruto replied knowingly.
"Sweet." Kamina grinned. A few hand signs later and he was back in his normal form, surrounded by several female clones. "One man orgy no jutsu! Hey, since they're all me, would that count as-"
"Don't ask!" interrupted Naruto.
Undeterred, Kamina continued to speak. "Wait. Even better! I can now get into the women's hot spring! Hell, every hot spring in the Soul Society at the same time!"
"Maybe this was a bad idea…" mused Naruto glumly. "I should have seen this coming."
"I'm off!" announced Kamina. "This is too good to pass up." He produced yet more sexy shadow clones.
"Wait! What about the battle with the Meta-Spiral!"
But Kamina had already gone, teleporting away with the speed and skill of a master. Naruto siged and retreated into his hut and opened up a box of ramen. "Why do I bother? I've just given him all of the skills to be the world's biggest pervert. Jiraiya would be so proud…"