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Peter Port was having a rather bad day. First the ursa he had captured the previous day for his Grimm studies class had broken lose and had tried to maul Jaune Arc, only to be very brutally mauled by a very angry Pyrrha Nikos. Then Professor Peach had decided to conduct a Dust experement in her apartment, which was directly below Peters. One thing led to another which led to another, which led to an explosion that blew Peters floor clean off. Thankfully, most of Peters things had been undamaged, but that still didn't resolve the fact that his apartment didn't have a floor! With no spare rooms left do to the Vytal Festival Peter had to share a room with Professor Knox.

Knox grumbled about it, but brought out a cot for the True Huntsman to sleep on. The two old men stayed up past ten watching a cheap low budget show about a group of guys in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. After glancing at the clock Peter let out a tired sigh.

"Well I best get some sleep. I still have to write that two hundred page apology for Glynda in the morning," he grumbled.

"At least your not Julia at the moment," chuckled Knox.

"Poor woman," Peter shuddered. Then he remembered that she was the reason that he didn't have an apartment right now and hoped the woman suffered.

"Oh yeah before I forget, the west wing of the dorms are undergoing repairs so some of the teams had to take the apartments upstairs," said Knox.

"Really? Which teams," asked Port as he shut off the tv.

"Teams CFVY and CRDL are sharing the room above us," Knox groaned.

It took a moment for what Knox said to register. Peter let out his own groan when he realized what that meant. Probably the worst kept secret on campus was the fact that Cardin Winchester and Velvet Scarlatina were in a very carnal relationship. The True Huntsman recalled the time that he had caught them when Velvet had tied him to her bed and road him. Peter shuddered and shock his head clear of the image.

"Surely they will behave themselves in the presence of all their teammates," he said.

The unmistakable sound of a creaking bed above them was his only response. Knox let out a disgusted grunt as he went into his bedroom. He came back out with a blanket and pillow and headed for the door.

"I'm sleeping in the shop tonight," he grumbled.

Peter let out a sigh and resigned himself to a sleepless night. He sat back on the coach as Knox closed the door behind him. The True Huntsman didn't have anything against the young couple, but they needed to learn self control.

"Very funny Russell! Stop jumping on your bed and go to sleep," yelled Cardin.

Hello everyone. This little one shot is brought to you by Mr steve jr who wanted a moment with Cardin and Velvet. I decided to make it into a funny scene instead of the intimate one they wanted, but who knows maybe I'll make it into a separate one shot. I'm pushing the 30,000 views mark for this so thank you all for the views and favs. As always leave request and reviews. Until next time folks!