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Glynda did not know how she got this assignment, but she blamed Qrow for this. She could just see him now, in her mind's eye, with that stupid smirk on his face. Looking in front of her she could see several pairs of students sitting in front of her. The seating was supposed to be random, but some deity had decided to place the students into the couples that a large majority of the academy staff were pulling for.

Why did I have to be the one to teach Sex Ed this year, she sobbed internally.

Mr. Arc and Ms. Nikos were already blushing faintly, and the class hadn't even friken started yet! The couple were honestly so innocent that it was sickening. Coco and Fox were holding, a gentle look on the normally tough fashionista's face. Glynda wondered when the two's wedding was going to be. Blake and Sun were casually talking to one another as the waited for the class to start. Goodwitch couldn't believe that the trouble making monkey fanus was actually a good influence since Blake visibly relaxed around him.

The deputy headmistress turned her attention to the other side of the class and let out a sigh of annoyance. Ruby and Weiss were already bickering, shocker. Neptune and Yang were giggling as they told stupid puns to one another. Meanwhile Ren was trying to keep Nora in her seat by bribing her with chocolate chip pancakes.

Turning her gaze on the final pair, Glynda let out a tired sigh. Velvet was pawing Cardin with a very hungry look in her eye. Cardin was blushing mostly for his part, but he had a hungry smile on his face. The rabbit fanus ears were twitching excitedly and it looked like she was going to pounce on the poor boy and devour him any second. Velvet jumped in surprise when the bell rang to start class.

"Alright students. Let us all start sexual education class. Now it is very important that you all pay attention an..."

"Ms. Goodwitch," called Velvet, who was practical vibrating with energy.

"Yes Ms. Scarlatina," sighed Glynda, already suspecting what she was going to ask.

"Can Cardin and I be excused," she asked.

"Why must you both be excused," Glynda asked anyway.

"Cardin and I have some business to tend to," replied the bunny girl, licking her lips as she eyed Cardin.

"Ms. Scarlatina, while I am well aware of your relationship with Mr. Winchester, I can't let you leave," lectured the deputy headmistress.

"Very well then. I'll just have to take him right here then," she growled.

Glynda's eyes, and everyone elses eyes for that mater, widened in shock when Velvet suddenly picked Cardin up and slammed him down on the table. Before anyone could react, Velvet pounced on him and tore his shirt off. Then the girl slammed her lips on his and started rubbing herself against him.

"Alright, alright leave! Just make sure you actually read the book, because you will be taking the test," Glynda almost shrieked.

Velvet got off of Cardin, but she glared at the other girls in the class. The normally docile rabbit fanus was suddenly exuding the aura of an alpha female, looking down on all the betas. Then she grabbed Cardins crotch when he stood up, causing him to yelp in surprise and pain.

"You see this? This is mine. If any of you bitchs try and touch it I'll rip out your throats," she growled.

With that the bunny girl strutted out of the room with her sex toy in tow. Everyone else in the class were red faced at the display and the girls looked scared stiff. Glynda just massaged her temples to try and alleviate the headache she could feel coming on.

"Why me," she sighed.

That is it for this one wanted a Sex Ed scene and I decided what better teacher to teach it then Goodwitch? Hope you all liked it and thanks for all the favs and follows. Leave any request and reviews. Until next time folks.