I don't own RWBY
Team RWBY was enjoying a rather quiet day today, which was unusual for Beacon. The only incident worthy of note had been when Nora had broken Russell Thrush's leg during sparring after he had made the mistake of insulting Ren in front of her. As the four girls made their way to the cafeteria to eat lunch they heard a series of rather strange noises coming from the main courtyard. Seeing as how they were bored team RWBY decided to go see what was going on.
When they arrived at the courtyard the girls and several other students were treated to a surprising and somewhat strange sight. Several of the teachers had apparently decided to have an impromptu car show in the courtyard during their brake, and they apparently all owned low-riders. Professor Port was dragging the backend of his Albany Buccaneer around the fountain honking his costume horn along the way. Professor Knox was making the backend of his Albany Primo jump like crazy, while Professor Peach's Willard Faction front end was jumping in time with Knox's. Doctor Oobleck had his Vapid Chino dancing, while Professor Ozpin's Declasse Moonbeam was jumping straight up and down with his huge speakers blaring out rape music.
"I'm I seeing this," asked Yang in disbelief as Qrow came out on his bike doing a wheelie that left a trail of green smoke.
"Awesome uncle Qrow," yelled Ruby as he zipped pass them.
"This is a lot of noise," Blake complained as her cat ears tried to flatten themselves on her head to shutout the noise.
"What in the world would Goodwitch say about all this," snapped Weiss.
"Not much I think," Yang laughed as she pointed to a Declasse Voodoo that just arrived.
Goodwitch was driving the new car that was grinding it's entire body along the ground, sending up sparks along the way.
Okay I know I haven't really been updating anything for a while now. Writers block and all that. This came to me after rewatching the GTA 5 Low-riders Let's Play from Achievement Hunter. Let me know what you think in a review and as always open for request. Until next time folks.