I don't own RWBY. Sorry for not uploading anything for ages, here's something to make up for that. This is based on RWBY Chibi.
It was a beautiful warm day in late spring at Beacon Academy. The sun was shining and the birds were singing their songs. Butterflies danced in the gentle breeze as the children played games and teachers enjoyed the ambience of the peaceful spring day. Nothing could go wrong toda- "WHERE'S MY PUDDING!" *sigh why do I even bother*
The peace was shattered with the angry cry of one Professor Bleu Knox when he opened the refrigerator in the staff lounge, only to find that his prized fudge pudding was missing. This led to a quick exodus of the other staffers that were in the room, because no one wanted to be on the receiving end of Knox's wrath. Knox began to tear apart the lounge in his quest to find his missing pudding when two familiar figures appeared in the doorway. One figure was tall and thin, with thick glasses and spikey green hair. The other was short and stout, with a bristling mustache and an overall red color scheme. No, it was not Mario and Luigi, but the True Huntsmen himself Professor Peter Port and Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck.
"Did I hear someone report a robbery," asked Oobleck.
"Someone took my fudge pudding," snapped Knox, a vain pulsing in his forehead.
"Have no fear my dear hot headed friend," said Port who had to duck, because said hot headed friend threw a chair at him.
"The Senior Detectives are on the case," Oobleck finished as he and Port struck a heroic pose. Knox glared at the two of them for a few moments, his right eye twitching. He then let out a sigh and started massaging his temples.
"Okay...just find my pudding within an hour. I'll be in my shop grading papers," Knox sighed as he turned and left the room.
The Senior Detectives began their search by throwing everyone who was in the lounge into the interrogation room. All they got out of that was that Professor Digsby was having an affair with Professor Greene. They next tried some of the students only to find that Neptune didn't like pudding, and Sky was allergic to chocolate. Finally they questioned the visiting professors, only to find Qrow in a rather compromising position with Winter.
"Where could it be," sighed Oobleck.
"It is a most frustrating mystery Barty," Port agreed. Suddenly a red and black blur zipped by the two of them, almost knocking them over. The two of them blinked in confusion for a moment, until they noticed the pair of empty pudding cups in their hands. Just then Knox rounded the corner and glared at them. The two Senior Detectives started to sweat bullets as the big shop teacher started cracking his knuckles.
"Now Knox, this isn't what it looks like. HELP!"
Meanwhile in the Headmaster's office, a certain silver eyed girl walked through the elevator doors. The Headmaster slowly turned his chair to face one of his star students. He withdrew two fudge pudding cups from his coat pockets and tossed them to her.
"I must say, you drive a hard bargain Ms. Rose," said Ozpin. The innocent looking girl let out a maniacal laugh as she opened one of the cups.
"Always a pleaser doing business with you sir," said Ruby.
Hello folks. I know I haven't updated anything for a long time. I'm trying to figure out what I want to do with some of my stories, but I'll try and update this soon. Until next time folks!
