HEY GUYS! THIS IS GONNA BE A VERY USELESS AND WEIRD/STRANGE CHAPTER! WHY THE CAPS? Okay, so basically, this chapter is going to be randomly random. Sorry if you get disturbed or this grosses you out, but this just popped into my mind and I started forming it. Well, here we gooooo.

Chapter (what chapter is this?)
Kim's pov

Jack and I were at my house, making out on the couch. We've been dating for 2 years now, and we're still going strong. We've even had our 'intimate' times (If you know what I mean *wink wink*). Anyways back to making out with Jack's oh-so-very-soft lips. My mum burst in through the door holding a piece of paper.

"Kim? Kim. KIM!" she sounded frightened. I managed to moan out in an attempt to answer her.

'Ugh, what does she want now? Can't she I'm busy?' I thought

"KIM STOP MAKING OUT WITH YOUR BROTHER!" she finally yelled. That got my attention, and apparently Jack's too. We swiftly broke apart and stared at her.

"Say what now?" I asked with my slight western accent "What do you mean 'brother'?"

"Well, I got the mail in the mailbox. It's a thing that holds ma-"

"I KNOW WHAT A MAILBOX IS! WHAT DID THE MAIL SAY?!" I yelled at her, loosing my patience

"Well, it was a medical report. I once cut Jack's hair secretly while you guys were watching a movie here."

"Why did you-" I started but she cut me off

"Don't ask." she said

"No wonder my hair felt a little lighter" said Jack felling his hair with his hands. I just rolled my eyes at him

" Anyways, I toook it to the hospital and used it for DNA test. Apparently, he matched my DNA! Jack's my son!" she shrieked like it was a good thing. Deep within, I was terrified. Even Jack had a terrified look on his face.

"What?!" we exclaimed at the same time

"Mum that's not possible" I said

"It is! Modern technology never fails!"

"NO IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! I CAN'T BE PREGNANT FOR MY BROTHER!" I yelled. My mother gasped in horror. Yes, Jack and I had found out that I was pregnant not too long ago.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh well, that's your problem" she said as she switched from horrified to a 'don't care' attitude. She urned around and opened the door. She stood at the entrance and started dancing nae-nae. A glass mug flew in and hit her straight on the face and she fell on the floor. I turned back to Jack.

"What do we do now?" I asked

"We have to tell the guys. Stat!" he said and I nodded. We stood up and headed to the door. We walked over my mum who now had a bleeding face and ran all the way to the dojo.

-At the dojo-
Jack's pov

OH MY FREAKIN CHILI AND PICKLES! I just found out Kim's my sister! I don't know whether to be happy or terrified, also considering the fact that she's pregnant for me. We burst throught the doors of the dojo and saw the guys there.

"Guys we have freakin' big news!" I announced as we got there

"Oh us too." said Rudy who was eating a corndog

"Yeah. Like I've got Gonorrhea yo! So I'm gonna kill myself later" said Jerry. We all congratulated him and gave him thumbs up.

"My turn! My mum just died this morning!" yelled Eddie

"Oh Eddie, I'm so sorry" said Kim as she placed a hand on his shoulder, but he just whacked her hand off.

"Sorry?! I inherited all her sewing stuff. Plus just $5,000,000, but nothing there" he said casually

"Well I got married yesterday" said Rudy

"Really? Aww, that's so sweet? Is this Ms Applebaum?" asked Kim

"Nope! Her dog. We're expecting a lot of babies" he said with a proud look on his face. Then I noticed everyone was here except Milton

"Hey guys, where's Milton?" I asked

"Oh, he hanged himself" said Jerry

"What?! Why? Doesn't he know where he's going after?" I asked clearly shocked, but not so shocked

"He couldn't figure out a very difficult math problem."

"What?" asked Kim

"What's 1+1" said Jerry. Kim and I just shrugged

"Anyways, it's time for OUR big news." said Kim. "JACK AND I ARE SIBLINGS!"

"WHAT?!" they all exclaimed

"AND SHE'S PREGNANT FOR ME!" I also said.

"THAT'S...very unusual to be honest." said Rudy

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! THAT'S SO COOL! I'd hook up with my sis any time" said Jerry.

"Ugh Jerry that's so wrong" said Kim making a disgusted face

"Have you SEEN her?" he said. Just then Donna Tobin entered the dojo with green hair, extremely red lipstick and watermelon-sized boobies.

"Hey Jackie" she said as sh spotted me. She batted her eyelashes that were as long as (let me exaggerate) the eiffel tower

"Donna? Is that really you?" I asked surprised

"Yeah, it's me. And I need your help. I can't button up my shirt at the chest area. Could you help me?" she asked. I just stared at where her shirt was unbuttoned. Man, those are some big watermelons!

"I'll help!" said an over-excited Jerry as she ran up to her.

"Uh, no thanks." she said

"Oh it's no problem at all" said Jerry as he blew a bubble with the gum in his mouth. The bubble popped and as he tried to blow another one, he mistakenly spat it out and the gum flew inside Donna's shirt.

"Eek! My shirt!" she shrieked

"My gum!" shrieked Jerry. He didn't waste time to shove his hand inside Donna's shirt in search of his gum. And from the smile on his face, I could tell he was enjoying the feeling of her boobies on his hands. Donna screamed, removed his hand, slappeed Jerry and ran out of the dojo. Jerry just stood there with the same smile on his face. I walked up to him and placed my hand on his shoulder.

"How did that feel?" I asked him

"Goooooood" he said.

"Man I gotta pee!" said Kim "Be right back." She ran to the girl's bathroom. I got out my phone and started playing a game

"Whatcha playing?" asked Eddie

"Angry Gran: Radioactive Run" I said (Try it out. It's a really addictive game. Plus, the music is kinda groovy XD). Later on I heard Kim scream from the bathroom

"Kim what happened?" I screamed. Kim just ran out holding a baby in her arms. "What the-"

"MY BABY CAME OUT WHILE I WAS PEEING!" said Kim

"THE BABY CAME OUT WHILE YOU WERE PEEING?!" I yelled

"THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID! PLus, this lollipop" she said as she pulled out a lollipop from her pocket.

"Oh sweet!" said Jerry as he walked over to Kim, took the lollipop and stuck it in his mouth.

"What do we name him? Or is it a her?" asked Kim. Rudy came over looked closely at the baby

"It's a she" he said

"Well, let's name her...Darla" I said smiling

"Well that's a crappy name" Kim muttered but loud enough for me to hear her. I just rolled my eyes and tickled my daughter/niece. Suddenly, a dark figure appeared out of nowhere behind us. He was wearing a red cloak. The figure removed his cloak and it was...

"Milton?!" I exclaimed

"Yes! It is I! Milton! Though I am dead, I visited to tell you all that I found the answer to what 1+1 is!"

"And what is it?" asked Rudy

"It is...11!" he yelled and disappeared. We all stared at were he once stood until we heard a gurgle from Darla. We turned her attention to her and her face changed to that of a puppy's own

"I'm coming for you punks..." Said Darla in a deep baritone voice. Then her face changed back. We looked at each other and shrugged, and we continued playing with her.

THE END! That was...weird. Even for me. Anyways, Review! Hmm, I wonder how Leo and Olivia would feel if they read this... XD