Chapter 5 - A bit tired
When all things were done, all of the tentacles moved back into the liquid state. I was finally able to lay back down, panting from exhaustion. I was too dazed to think about anything at all at this point. I had become a complete tool for this creature. Little did I know, that wasn't what my jelly boyfriend wanted at all. The liquid puddle that surrounded me went back to it's human-octopus form. He lifted one of his tentacles in front of my chest. "Need help up?" I lifted my arm with all the strength left in my body to try and grasp onto the slippery surface. This was weird, I just had my coffee ten minutes ago, and I'm already exhausted from the intense sex!
"Here, let me get you to bed," My jelly boyfriend said as he picked me up with his tentacles. As he was carrying me back to bed, I noticed another interesting property of his: He seemed like an amazing anti-bacterial compound. I felt I was getting cleaner, and by the time he placed me in bed, I felt as if I had just taken a shower. Is this how he survived all that time in the sewers without smelling like The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gone wrong?
He gentfully placed my still-naked body in the bed, and pulled some covers over me. "Do you want your laptop?", He asked in a happier tone. "Yes, it's over in the-", I started to reply, vaguely pointing to my computer desk. He was already heading over to the laptop, as if he knew where it was all along. I moved back a bit from the edge to allow him to place the laptop in front of me, which he did. "I'll be in the front room, okay?" "Alright", I said. As I opened my laptop, another thought occurred to me.
Maybe I should start a blog, and hopefully people will be interested in me and my jelly boyfriend. We might even become internet famous! "Hey," I said as my jelly boyfriend was just walking out the door, thankfully catching his attention. "What is it?", My jelly boyfriend replied. "Maybe I should start a blog. People might really fi-", I was saying before my jelly boyfriend shouted "NOOO!" at the top of his lungs, leaping on top of my laptop and digesting it right in front of me. "What the hell!," I said in an extremely angry tone of voice, darting from my laying position to a upright sitting one. "That was like two grand, dude!" "I don't care!," my jelly boyfriend yelled with an annoyed expression on his face. "Don't you know the reason why I left the lab in the first place?!"
I was stopped in my tracks, unable to come back from his argument. My jelly boyfriend let out a sigh as he sat in my computer chair, swiveling it to my direction. "I left that lab to get out of the public eye. If I had stayed in there, those scientists would have tried to conduct many experiments on me. I'm lucky I got away when I did." That's right, I thought, he wouldn't like that too well. "Well then how are we supposed to live?!," I said in a worrying manner. "If we can't even get groceries or form any sort of social status whatsoever, then how do we get groceries, or go on vacation trips, or, hell, even get the bills?!"
We were both interrupted by a knock on our front door. Oh. Shit. We both looked at each other as if to say 'We'll continue this discussion later, but let's take care of this first.' "Hold on a second!," I yelled to my front door as I began looking for a robe or something to cover my bare body. "I got you," my jelly boyfriend whispered to me as he picked me up with his tentacles, grabbing underwear from my closet and quickly putting it on me, putting me down on a standing position to wrap a robe around me. After the robe was fastened to me, my jelly boyfriend scuttled under my bed in the blink of an eye. Incredible, just incredible, I thought as I was leaving the room, heading for the front door.