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This was delayed because I need to think of a good plot and I was overwhelmed with the idea of shirtless Kai, Tala and Bryan. This chapter is crazy!

Here's my bad attempt of quoting an 'In Soviet Russia' meme

Chapter five: In Soviet Russia, Shirtlessness finds you!

Getting far away from his friends in Japan was a good idea. At least the Blitzkrieg Boys are immune of his 'sexy shirtless curse' and it would be unmanly for them to start fantasizing of the thought of him being shirtless. Kai reaches his destination, the abbey. Knocking on the door he was greeted with a large piece of flesh belonging to Bryan.

A shirtless Bryan.

Why the hell is he shirtless?

"Kai! We've been waiting for you. Come on in" Bryan led Kai towards the main room where the others are, Kai was still staring at Bryan. Sensing his visitor's intense stare, Bryan explains "you are probably wondering why I'm shirtless. You see, ever since you and Tala were shirtless at the tournament there was this online poll that says 'who was the sexiest' and I was included. Long story short, we are still competing for the Manly Shirtless Award". For emphasis, Bryan flexes his muscles.

This only disturbs Kai even more when they reached the main lobby and Tala spots him. "Kai! Good to see you" A very sweaty, shirtless, fresh from the gym Tala approaches Kai to give him a welcoming greeting and a sweaty manly embrace. Kai felt dirty, he's going to need a very long shower and he's going to wash his clothes repeatedly.

"Since you are here, tomorrow we will go to Russia's famous beach and compete for that Manly Shirtless Award! So you better get your swim trunks ready" Tala informs

All he wants was a nice and quiet place far away from his crazy friends in Japan, is that too much to ask? he definitely has no plans of taking off his shirt in public places. Kai made an excuse "I don't have any swimming trunks with me"

Tala has already presented him with an available swimwear "We knew this would happen. So we already have one for you!" it was a sexy piece of black speedo thong for men. Kai gave Tala a 'The-fuck-is-this?' look. Tala reasons with him "don't be such a baby. We are all wearing the same piece"

"no"

"where's your spirit of competition?"

Kai remains indignant "I am not going with you wearing THAT"

"We also knew you would be like this. So I came up with a back-up plan" Tala snaps his fingers and everything went black after their conversation. Tala laughs evilly "sorry Kai but I never take no for an answer"

Severodvinsk, Yagry Island Beach

Kai woke up with a blur vision of his surroundings. He first saw two blurred heads looking down on him, Kai squints his eyes so he could see clearly, he recognized those heads belonging to Tala and Bryan.

"I think he's waking up Tala"

"Good! Let's lather him up with oil" they start doing so. No matter how much Kai wanted to move, he just doesn't have the strength to stop them. That must've been some powerful drug they've used to knock him out and it's probably illegal too. Kai mumbles something almost impossible to hear.

"what did he say?"

"something about murdering us in a most horrific way as possible" Tala shrugs of the threat knowing Kai will never go through with it. "ok we're done! In about 5 minutes the competition will start. Let's warm up" Tala and Bryan starts their warm up by doing some stretches and moderate exercises while wearing their thong speedos.

If it weren't for security. Fan girls would have already kidnapped the two (plus Kai) and hide them in some underground hideout and fulfill their wicked fan girl fantasies on the sexy shirtless males.

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Who will win the Shirtless Manly Award? Watch out for part 2

(A/N): My updates are just Random. I know it might annoy you guys but nobody's perfect. You might be wondering where is Spencer and Ian in this chapter, your questions will be answered in part 2.

Time to answer the Reviewers

MisstiqueRose : You got your wish for a Blitzkrieg muscle fest! YEAH!

Lilt: You mention something about Kai on a beach. So I made a scene for you! :D

Sunny: I made a KaixBryan moment since you ask for one! Sorry it was kinda short