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Updates are slow? I'm looking for ideas, I'm going to need ideas for the next chapter, can you help or give suggestions for the next or future plots?

Anyways, have fun with this chapter! btw I'm using some lucky reviewers name in this chapter, just for the lolz (another reason was because I can't think of any Russian names)

Chapter 5 part 2: and the Sexy Shirtless Manly Awards goes to...

Ian as the official host, starts the competition by introducing himself "welcome to first annual sexy shirtless manly awards! I'll be your host and this is my partner Spencer" Spencer waves his hand, he remains stiff and emotionless throughout Ians speeches. Their commentator table where at the side closely next to the stage with a catwalk. Ian introduces the 3 judges "for our judges, let me introduce to you this random person we picked by the road while we were on our way here, miss Kiray Himawari!" the woman stood and waves.

"next, she's the official supplier for the Blitzkrieg Boys! whether it be drugs that we secretly put on Kai to force him to be here or whatever stuff we need. I present to you this mystical person, Rose!"

Dammit he never gets her name right! she smiles and corrected Ian "ahem... it's actually mystic Rose. Make another mistake again and I'll slit your throat while you sleep" Ian could tell she was serious when she stares with dark eyes.

Eep!

Ian nervously laughs "ehehehe...umm... Right. For our surprise third judge is, Robert?"

Robert waves his expression remains serious "hello" They didn't even invite him to judge this event, how strange "w-what are you doing here?"

Robert explains the reason he was at this event "I heard Russians were good chess players so I came to Russia to challenge you and I knew you guys were here through your facebook update. Plus your previous judge wasn't feeling well so here I am"

"well I can't argue with that. We are that good in chess" Ian proudly said

Somewhere in Yagry, Johnny was stuck with a date with a girl meant to judge the event at the beach. Johnny was very irritated at the girls constant babbling about Band Camp "there was this one time at band camp..." Robert came all the way to Russia for a stupid game of chess and sacrificed him with this girl 'when this is over. I'm gonna force Robert to eat haggis'

The competition starts

Bryan walks with a swagger on stage as if he's the biggest person in the world. He flexes his muscles towards the fan girls and they started screaming.

"oh my gosh! I LOVE YOU BRYAN!"

"I want you bear your child!"

Bryan blew them kisses and they fainted. The judges scored him 10, 9 and Robert being a massive prick, gave him a 3. Bryan in retaliation gave Robert an offensive middle finger as he exits.

it was Tala's turn, he went out like those professional male models in FashionTV he secretly watch during his private time. His pose was perfect, his body was lean, and he was SPARKLING!

the awed crowd went "oooohhhh...aahhhhhhh" Man putting body glitter was a good idea! the female crowd looks like they were about to orgasm. All those days he spent in the gym was worth it too and he's sure to get that high score. The judges scored him a 10, 10 and because Robert feels generous he gave him a 5. Tala was not pleased, well fuck you Robert!

Meanwhile in Japan...

Upstairs in his parent's ramen shop, Kenny manage to locate the online streaming of the shirtless tournament with the help of Facebook.

Tala's official page wrote:

We will be hosting a shirtless awards. Who's sexier? Me, Bryan or Kai? Click on the Link below!

Tala even uploaded a picture of the three of them wearing their thong swimwear and it generated plenty of Comments and reached a million Likes.

Thank goodness for the Blitzkrieg boys to announce the competition in their Facebook page. The gang watches with much anticipation as their faces all squeeze together since Kenny's laptop was so damn small. Hilary squees "Finally it's Kai's turn!"

Tyson points at the screen "Look! I think that's him" before the screen zooms for Kai to come out...

the screen buffers really, really, REALLY SLOW!

Everyone screams in horror "NOOOOOOO!"

Buffering 5%...

Buffering 8%...

Buffering 12%...

Host takes too long to respond. Connection Terminated. Please try again

Everyone vent out their frustration on the poor nerd

"your internet connection sucks Kenny" Ray grabs a fistful of his hair and starts ranting in Chinese.

Tyson starts to shake poor Kenny very violently "Kenny fix that piece of crap! I want to see Kai in a thong!" then he realized that he sounded like he really like shirtless Kai in a non-platonic way, Tyson let go of Kenny and calms down "not that I like him shirtless or anything. I'm just supporting him" he added

"suuure you do Tyson" Kenny said sarcastically

Hilary cries "I wanted to see Kai in his swim wear!" even Max "me too!"

Kenny sighed. What's the big deal of shirtless Kai anyway? Why can't they be normal like him? At least he's normal and has a hobby, like stalking Ming Ming, improve beyblades, find ways not to be socially awkward when near Ming Ming, find loopholes in the law system to make Ming Ming's restraining order on him invalid and completing his Ming Ming shrine.

"fine, let me just restart the router and-"

"DO IT NOW!"

Kenny quickly did so and the screen was already loading fast much to the excitement of his friends. When it was finally done, the screen was focused on the judges score boards. Kai was given a 10, 10 and even more shockingly Robert gave him a 10. PERFECT SCORE! Kai was declared a winner and before they present him a trophy, Kai was already gone.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" they were screaming not because Kai have won. It's because they didn't have the chance to see him strut in his sexy swimwear and they probably never get the chance to see Kai in his beach wear ever again.

Ian asks why Robert gave Kai a ten and Robert responds with amazement "I have never seen a man who manages to make every woman present having their ovaries exploded in this event, to be quite frank I didn't even think that was possible. Just take a look at my fellow judges" he points at the two female judges who looked like they just had the best sex in their life.

"So, can I still judge for next year?"

(A/N): Readers are you suffering from severe blood loss? No? GOOD! but if ever I draw a crack doujin out of this or someone who could draw better, you will need a blood donor. So, what do you want for the next chapter? Any request?

Time to answer the Reviewers

Kiray Himawari: why YES! that's my intention from the very start mwuahahahaha!

XxxGothicButterflySpiritxxX - You want a scene of shirtless Kai feeding a cat? I'll write it down! I just need a perfect scene to go with it.

to all who Reviewed: Thank you for loving this fic. Do you want more shirtless Kai fun?