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Hello my adorable readers with tolerable patience, I got good news and bad news!
The good news is : here's an update
The bad news: I'm going to be super busy with work and writing class (gawd I suck in actual literature!)

Have a fun time reading

Chapter 6: Reality TV? Hell naw!

Camera men…

CAMERA MEN EVERYWHERE!

They are all over the household and follows each member of the Blitzkreig boys. What the heck is going on? Kai woke up one morning and found several studio equipment being move around by studio employees. To get to the bottom of this, Kai looks for the red head because he has questions needed to be answered. He found Tala with a bunch of business bigwigs and their lawyers. Kai taps him on the shoulder; Tala turns and excused himself so he and Kai can talk in private.

Kai demanded an answer "what's going on here?"

"Remember the competition yesterday? It was such an online hit these guys wanted to do one of those famous reality shows on TV" If his emotions allow him to over-react, he would do it, Tala can't be serious. At least he's not worse than Tyson and the gang.

"and I just signed the contract! Do you want to know something else?"

"no" Kai deadpans

"the contract says we have to be shirtless around the house"

"…"

"plus, there will be cameras everywhere" he gave a pause, making sure Kai will hear the last part "even the bathroom" The word echoes inside Kai's head

Bathroom…

Cameras…

Bathroom and cameras…

Everyone will get to see not just shirtless Kai but a whole body of, delicious, jaw dropping, seizure and nose bleed inducing naked goodness. Imagine the legion upon legions of fan girls (and closeted Kai fan boys) starts stalking him. That thought alone terrifies him.

In a matter of seconds

Kai carrying his luggage was struggling towards the door, the rest of the Russian team tries to pull him back and talk him out of it to change his mind. Tala was not a least bit concerned "great! More screen time for me"

Ian "but Kai you're our main star!" Tala disagrees "hey!"

Spencer "what he said"

Ian starts to brake in tears "That girl will from the beach will kill me!" no one really cared.

"I love you Kai! Ever since I saw you shirtless and touched your body" Brian suddenly blurted out loudly. Everyone stops to turn and look at him even Kai. There was silence, a really awkward silence.

Tala broke the silence "awkwaaaaard"

A random tv crew with a seal costume screamed "GAAAAAAAY!"

This was a shocking revelation, Brian's feeling was finally out in the open for everyone to hear and enough reason for Kai to get the hell out. Kai was wrong, staying in Russia was far worse than Tyson and the gang, at least they are not crazy as these Russians. So back in Japan it is!

(A/N): I have several ideas in my messed up head for future chapters and I'm going to post it here in case I forgot. Here are the Titles and short summaries:

"Shirtless Kai in art class" – Kai is used as a model for his friends art class

"Dr. Emily is definitely not feeling up shirtless Kai! She's just checking him for medical reasons" – Emily makes a lot of excuse just to feel up shirtless Kai.

"Oh no! not you too Mr. D!" – Even Mr. Dickenson is not immune

"Tyson is really in denial" – Tyson has been spending way too much time with Kai lately.

If you guys have any Ideas to suggest no matter how silly it may sound, that would be GREAT. Much love to you all!