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Thank you for putting up with my nonsense. Why am I saying this? because this chapter is just crazy and full of crack. Have fun!

Chapter 7: Shirtless Kai in art class

Kai wondered why he even bothered coming home to Japan. He could just stay at his grandfather's mansion, hide there, lock himself in is room or basement and live like a hermit but NO. The mansion needs to be fumigated according to their butler and it would take weeks for the house to be safe and pest free. Kai is stuck sleeping over at Tyson's house again.

Asking to stay at Tyson's was a bad idea. If Kai wanted to be left alone for one night, he must volunteer as a model for Tyson and Hilary's art class. With no other options left, Kai agreed. As long as it's only Tyson, Hilary and a few of their classmates enrolling Art lessons.

The next day

Nobody told him he has to go NUDE!

"No way"

Hilary tries to reason with Kai with a straight face, if she was smiling and Kai would notice then her dream of painting nude Kai will never come true. "Kai you have to understand. We are doing this for-" she makes a dramatic sound "AAART!"

Kai wasn't convinced "No"

Tyson supported Hilary. He did this not because he has deep hidden affections for shirtless Kai, he was only doing it for Art and no he's not in denial "it's true! all famous artworks are nude! I watched the History Channel"

"No"

Tyson and Hilary starts begging and showing Kai sad puppy dog eyes "Pleeaaaaaase?" If only the two of them happened to be cute kittens giving him those sad cute eyes, he would do it. Kai sighs in defeat "Fine"

"Yay!"

"As long as I'm not completely naked"

his two friends mentally curse 'dammit!'. There was no any other solution, so painting Kai shirtless it is.

Class finally started and Kai was standing at the center, wearing only his boxers as instructed by the teacher, he was surrounded by many familiar faces. Aside from Tyson and Hilary there was Max, Ray, Mariah, Mr. Dickenson (THE HELL?), Julia, her brother Raul, and Max's mom. The room felt cold all of a sudden as Kai feels naked as ever even when he's wearing only his plain black boxers. He gave each one of them questioning glares.

Kai already knew what was his friends are after so Kai shifted his gaze on the old chairman, Mr. Dickenson "what? can't an old man like me at least have a hobby?" Nope! Mr. Dickenson is no Pedophile. No siree!

Fine, Mr. Dickenson has legitimate reasons. Kai stares at Julia, the Spanish redhead gave him a wink and whispers inaudibly to what seems to be very vulgar. It was obvious, she wants to get in his pants. Her brother? Raul caught his gaze and waves at him "Hi Kai! I was definitely not threatened by my sister to be here"

Poor kid, Kai could see the younger siblings' face says 'help me!'. His attention was now at Max's hot mom, Judy. The blonde older woman blush lightly as she locked eyes at the young teen with the most magnificent looking abs. "I'm just here to bond with my son Max"

Fair enough

then she later adds something she would most likely regret "I'm definitely not here because I find you attractive er... no..ummm... Nevermind!" Max's jaw hit the floor, he was in shock. She likes Kai too? Oh no! his mom is joining the I-love-shirtless-Kai club and she's surely win Kai's affection and Kai is not even of legal age.

"oh my god! mom seriously?" Max exclaimed

After art class finally ended and Kai with his fast ninja skills. He disappears before everyone could look for him. But it was okay, they get to paint shirtless Kai in his sexy boxers.

Tyson's painting sucks, it looked like a 5 year old drew it and the same goes with Max.

Hilary's painting was her marrying Kai, he was shirtless and she even got the details of Kai's muscles right. Oh joy! she will treasure this in her bedroom wall.

Because Maria has never seen Kai shirtless and wearing boxers. She suffered massive blood loss when she caught a glimpse of his wonderful shirtless body and when her eyes gaze lower to his groin area- oh he was just magnificent! Ray has to take her to the hospital.

Mr. Dickenson's painting was private. After he was done painting he quickly hid his canvas and left. Whatever he was painting, nobody wants to know.

Julia painted an obscene picture of her and Kai in various, interesting positions. Her brother feels like blinding himself after he saw his sister's painting.

Judy drew a nude Kai despite the fact that Kai wore boxers. She even exaggerated Kai's body parts making them bigger and muscular, Kai's face was more mature like an adult and his privates was... she really likes them big.

Max was even more shocked when he looks at his mother's work "Mom! that's just messed up!"

(A/N): Okay, wow. Whatever was in my head you can kill me now. Hahahaha now what's next on my list?