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Hello readers! As you know, I am now recovering (yey!) This chapter might be a little off and less funny but I'll bounce back with the next update. See yah!

The shirtless misadventure never ends!

Chapter 8: Mr. Dickenson is corrupting a minor!

It's nice having to stay and chat with a mature adult. Thank the heavens they haven't decided to take away good ol' reliable Mr. Dickenson. Yes, the old man was nice to let Kai stay for a while and away from his lecherous-shirtless Kai crazy friends. His only complaint was that Mr. Dickenson likes touching him and gives him surprise hugs. There were times Kai would feel annoyed whenever Mr. Dickenson would ask him for a picture of him shirtless so he can give it to his sick niece. Kai did that several times already and grew suspicious if the old man really sends those pictures to his niece and if he did, why does she need that much?

Tyson and the gang however didn't like it one bit. So they setup a meeting and gathered the entire 'We Love Shirtless Kai' club.

It has been hours and still no one came up with a good plan. Tyson slams his fist on the table "there has got to be a way to get rid of Mr. Dickenson!" everyone nods, then Tyson added "I'm only saying this because I'm his friend and I am not attracted to him" Tyson was still in denial of his obvious attraction to his team captain.

Max suggested an idea "we could investigate and use what we can find against Mr. Dickenson"

And the plan was set into action!

They followed Mr. Dickenson. They watched him from his work, they watched him sleep, they watched him bathed (ew!), they watched him eat and watch him go to the doctor for a prostate exam. It was a horrible experience but totally worth it! They gathered enough evidence to use against the old chairman.

One day, they cornered the old man in his home. The BBA chairman was sitting in a single wooden chair being investigated by the young teens. "why are you doing this?" Mr. Dickens asks, confused.

"Admit it Mr. D! you want Kai" Tyson answered

"I don't know what you are talking about"

"I saw your painting"

Mr. Dickenson gasps, the color of his face was now in deep red. He was so embarrassed "oh dear"

"tell us your dark secret" said Ray.

Mr. Dickenson gave up. There was no point of denying the truth "My reason of painting Kai was influenced from admiration when I saw him shirtless" He admitted and everyone agrees with him. He continued "In my professional opinion, he's a fine specimen of manhood" he said proudly.

Hilary was impressed by his honest opinion "oh that is so true Mr. D"

The old man trailed off "Young, tender flesh, wrapped around taut muscles, very flexible bone structure, lean six pack abs, firm thighs..."

Tyson stares at the blushing old man, his left eye was twitching "uhhhh… I think that's enough" Tyson said. They have confiscated the painting and Tyson decided to keep it after winning Rock-Paper-Scissors. He would put it in his bedroom wall because it would add style and not because he could use it to adore and kiss it goodnight. Heck no, Tyson does not have any romantic crush on Kai.

So the very next day Kai was stuck at Tyson's home again. Kai couldn't care less, Mr. Dickenson was starting to creep him out anyway.

(A/N): Mr. Dickenson still has the pictures he took from Kai. Yep, he's now a creepy old man in my story.

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