Discalimer: I own this retarded fanfic. The Characters are not mine and same goes to the songs that are mentioned here in this chapter.

Brooklyn's Pool Party Part 4 FINAL

It was only the two of them...

Alone...

He was with Kai...

A sexy shirtless Kai!

MMMmmmm... Yeeessss

BEST. DAY. EVER!

It was the happiest, joyful, sexy day and to make the birthday boy's day completely awesome, all he need was to add some sexy music on the background and try to coerce Kai to do some dirty dancing with him. Brooklyn just need to find the perfect music the set the mood right. He turns on his music player and started searching for songs.

Switch

Sex! Sex! Sex on the beach!

'Nah! were not even in the beach'

Switch

I'm in love with a strippeeeerrrr

'Nope'

Switch

shot! shot! shot! shot! shot! shot! EVERYBODY!

'I'm not even into drinking'

Switch

OP!

OP!

OP!

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!

'Heck no!'

Switch

While Brooklyn was way too busy searching for a song, Kai slowly looks around for an exit but to his luck, he was stuck with only a window for an exit. That certain window happens to be where everyone was looking for him and there's no way he's ever going back there with those crazy perverts. He has better chances of survival if he stayed in this room with a psychotic beyblader named Brooklyn and do as what he freakin' wishes.

"Strip"

'The hell?'

Did Brooklyn just asked him to what he thinks he's asking him?

check it out
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah, yeah!

I'm sexy and I know it

Finally finding a suitable background music, Brooklyn got his questionable 'thong' for Kai and his camera ready "Kai I want you to strip and wear this for me". Kai looks at the window and then back at Brooklyn's grinning maniacal face, He looks at the window again for second thoughts. Surely they'll rip him apart once he got down and Bryan just started to freak him out more than Tyson or that sex crazy Julia. So maybe it's better if he hangs out with Brooklyn for awhile. But there is one thing he wants to make it clear for the genius blader.

"there is no way I'm wearing a skimpy thong"

"please?"

"No"

"but it's my birthday"

"the hell should I care?"

Kai could sense he made the birthday boy angry. Brooklyn was visibly angry, so angry, Kai could feel the negative energy surrounding the red haired teen. While expecting a violent outburst coming from Brooklyn, Kai was confronted by what seems to be a very wimpy, pathetic attempt of throwing a fit kind of angry. It was like watching a child throwing tantrums in a toy store because the parents refused to buy the expensive toy or other reasons.

Brooklyn wailed loudly "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH H!"

Kai tries his best to calm him down "hey c'mon, don't be like that"

Brooklyn weakly threw a chair at him, it was so weak, it only flew a few centimeters and it was really lame. Kai thought if Brooklyn keeps crying loudly enough for everyone at the poolside to hear, he could be in trouble or even worse, He can't imagine the nightmare it would bring. Swallowing his pride, Kai did the impossible...

Instantly, it made Brooklyn to literally shut up in seconds.

The feeling of Kai's muscled upper body on his face

his strong muscular arms was around him

he smells so manly

Brooklyn was completely red all over 'Oh my god! he's hugging me!'

'Thank god, he finally shut up' Kai sighed.

Just when he thought it was over and Brooklyn finally stopped whining. He could have sworn he could feel a pair of sneaky hands traveling down his back and clutched on his shorts. Gently pulling it down, Kai let go of the hug and protectively tries to pull back his black shorts. The two eventually wrestle.

Meanwhile, everyone was searching for their sexy shirtless love interest.

Bryan "Kai my love! where are you?"

Julia was holding a book "Kai! there are lots of stuff I want to do with you in this book!" it was 50 Shades of Grey, a novel. Her brother even comments it has nothing to do with the color gray.

Tyson "Kai! honey..er..." he hastily corrects himself "where are ya buddy!"

Ray rolled his eyes "Tyson, stop denying it. Everybody KNOWS you're in love with Kai"

Tyson blushes "oh..."

Emily and Judy are still arguing on whose breast Kai would prefer and the two fought it off to a conveniently placed ring, full of mud, and the two wrestle much to the joy of the men watching which it also happens to include Mr. Tate. This later made Max feel that he's the only sane family member left.

Hilary was praying to the sky for a miracle "I know I'm asking too much but could you please make Kai drop off the sky and fall into my arms?"

As if on cue, the window from Brooklyn's room shattered and two teens fell down the pool with a huge splash. To Hilary's joy, Kai was the first one to pop up for air and damn he really look so sexy when he's wet. Hilary stares upwards, she was still in a praying position "THANK YOU!" after thanking the sky, she jumps in the pool and swam towards Kai but she wasn't the only one because everyone soon followed after. They completely ignored Brooklyn's' floating lifeless body.

All Kai could say at his impending doom was "Fuck!". He quickly swam towards the edge of the pool, got out, as he stood, he felt light and breezy. Kai looked down and wondered how Brooklyn managed to made him wear that damn G-string thong.' Seriously, what the fuck?' but it didn't matter because as soon as everyone caught a glimpse of him, they were so stunned.

Hiro even took off his glasses so he can admire and appreciate such marvelous beauty more clearly "I never felt so puny and insignificant in my life!". As usual, everybody suffered massive blood loss and to their annoyance they forgot to take a picture of the only time they get to see Kai in a G-string.

A few minutes later, an ambulance came and the medic has never seen so many people losing so many blood "What the hell happened here?!"

Kai on the other hand went to find someone that would stop this madness

He went to see...

Boris

(A/N): I'm writing this story on my free time. I know I kinda disappointed everyone from my lack of updates but hey if you keep nagging me about it, I might get an inspiration! except for "No sex for a month" The script still disagrees with me.

And now to answer the reviewers:

akin 'to38: It's nice to be back but only for a short while

MisstiqueRose: Don't worry about Bryan, he'll get better...NOT!

Unknown: Kai and Boris is next hahahaha! I hope I don't make it too creepy like I did with Mr. Dickenson

grimnessreaper: HAHAHAHAHA...*coughs* Poof! I made your request come true! only crazier and wacky

fia3striker: This story exaggerates solely about Kai being shirtless pretty much like Jacob on Twilight...