Discalimer: I own this retarded fanfic. The Characters are not mine and same goes to the song that are mentioned here in this chapter.

One surprising day. Kai visited an old enemy, he really didn't have any other choice "I hate to say this but I need your help"

the evil man can't help but grin "Kai I am delighted that you came to me for help"

Kai wondered if dealing with Boris was a good idea. He had plenty of bad history of the man since he was a child but Kai was desperate and one of them was pretty traumatic too. That didn't matter anymore as his life has gone crazy ever since his friends and so does everyone else, saw him shirtless.

"I'm gonna concoct a potion that will drive away your unwanted fan base" this gives Kai some hope, but Boris frowns "but alas! I don't have the money to buy the ingredients needed for your unfortunate situation. It's very expensive Kai" Boris nodded and repeated "very, very expensive". This worries Kai "How will we get such money?". Kai was broke, his grandfather's company hadn't recovered from that Russia fiasco and his grandfather's assets were frozen in the bank. He definitely has no plans to borrow money from loan sharks.

Boris smiles "I know how we get the money", he got a plan and it will surely work as he looks at Kai up and down "and it's gonna be easy money"

Kai really hated his evil smile. 'whatever he's planning it better be good' he said to himself.

Boris set-up a stage and a pole in the middle. He then works on the sound system and the lights "there! That should do it". Kai knew where his demented plan is headed "there is no way I will go there and strip"

The two starts to argue

Boris insist it was a great plan "But you said you needed my help and this is the fastest and only way we will get money"

Kai was not buying it and was hoping for other alternatives "I'm not going there and gyrate to complete strangers"

"fine, have fun being constantly annoyed by your shirtless fan club"

Damn, Kai hates it when he's right. There was no choice, he has to sacrifice his dignity so his nightmare would end. "I'll do it" he muttered

Boris playfully put a hand on his ear pretending he didn't hear him "what's that?"

He was defeated "I said I'll do it"

"wonderfull! Now I want you to take off your shirt at the moment I play the music"

Minutes later...

Kai stood on the stage as Boris focused the lights on him and picks a song for Kai to dance erotically as he instructed. There was plenty of people too,thankfully the adult didn't invite his crazy fan club as Kai was starting to hate them and they were really annoying. Boris picks a song and started playing, Kai was familiar with the beat and mentally moaned 'oh god, not this one'.

Con los terroristas
Ey Shake
Ey Shake
Ey, Ey, Ey, Ey
Shake, Ta. Ta
And do the Harlem Shake

With no other choice, Kai rips off his shirt and the crowd went wild and threw money. Boris was glad he stationed an ambulance outside just in case someone dies of extreme blood loss. Fans wants to see more so Kai starts to move sexually and more money was thrown. Some were even lucky enough to insert their bills on Kai's loose pants and most of the audience were young, old, male, female and he doesn't believe it but Holy shit the 'we love shirtless Kai club are here'! How the hell did they know there was an underground shirtless Kai strip?

He looks at Boris for questions but all he could give the young man was a shrug saying 'I don't know'

Shake, Shake
Ey
Shake, Shake, Shake
Con los terroristas
Ey, Con los terroristas
Ey, Ey

"Kai I love you!"

"Oh my god! He's so amazing!"

"I'm a man and I am strongly attracted to you. I don't mind being your bitch!" and this was coming from Bryan.

"back off bitch he's mine!"

"oh it's on bitch! It is ON!"

A huge rumble starts in which Kai's fan club started and security can't handle them. Boris quickly went on stage holding a large vacuum and sucks all the remaining bills while Kai ran for cover. Both were separated from the fiasco when Kai went to find him, he found a note.

Dear Kai,

There's no such thing as an anti-pheromone formula and if I do manage to create one, it will not work as you are overwhelmingly full of pheromones. Do you know how hard it is not to touch such a fine young man such as you? If we were alone again and if I had the chance I would-

Kai intentionally skips the sexually disturbing part and took a mental note that Boris is one sick bastard.

Thanks for the money though. I badly need it.

P.S. Try to roll in a pile of shit Kai. It will drive them away I'm sure of it

Bye!

Love,

Boris

Kai rips the paper and screams "that lying bastard!"

His only other option was going for Zagart for help.

(A/N): Woohoo! I updated a new chapter!

Did this new chapter gives you the giggles?