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A few early chapters ago, A certain character wanted to capture Kai ever since he got away during the circus incident and here it it!

Hope you'll enjoy this *smiles*


Chapter forteen: Turning the tables

On his way to Dr. Zagarts' place, Kai was captured. That's right he was captured by a horrible, evil, despicable, ugly... no, actually she's damn hot and Kai refuse to admit it. No matter how sexy hot his captor was; its the horrible, despicable and evil part Kai has to worry about. He can't believe he got himself captured so easily. Damn that sneaky woman!

How on earth did she do it? it involves a box of adorable kittens, two people wearing ninja outfits, a wooden bat and an abandoned bridge that conveniently leads towards Dr. Zagarts'. How did she know Kai was going there? She's a stalker and a good one at that. She knows Kai couldn't resist helping a bunch of poor hungry and defenseless kittens. Those poor kitties, he has to save them and take them to a shelter. Kai got there, got caught and was dragged all the way to a place he does not know.

Finally waking up from his unconsciousness. Kai felt a sore headache from the back of his head 'what hit me?'. He looks around and notice a rad haired boy in a tuxedo. He was holding a violin and his face was set to a frown, probably saying 'I don't want to be here'. At the center of the room was a red heart-shaped bed and in the middle of it was a woman wearing a bondage outfit.

"There is no escape for you now Kai"

Kai mentally curse 'Aw shit! not her!'

"To think they thought it's impossible for me that I wouldn't be able to catch Kai Hiwatari" she said as she draws herself close to her prisoner or possible sex slave. "Well they were wrong and you are mine, you hear me MINE!". She adjusted herself and cleared her throat before Kai thinks she's insane.

" -ehem- Now that you are here" she snaps her fingers "Raul! play the violin"

Her brother followed orders and plays the violin, rather horribly.

"You are terrible! you ruined the romantic vibe" she scolded

"I told you I'm a beginner"

Julia decided to play the MP3 player instead and looks for the perfect music for this occasion "ooooh, I'll pick this one" She starts dancing her way towards Kai in a slow, rhythmic erotic move.

Kai needs to think of an idea but in his current situation he can't. If only Julia quit seducing him, his brain would function normally. He looks around for any means of escape, so far he saw Raul, Julia slowly stripping, the kittens that they used for bait, Julia starting to take off his shirt very slowly...

Damn, if he could only find some Cow dung or any kinds of shit to cover himself, Julia would back the hell off. But he remembered Boris did say he got explosive amount of pheromones. This got him thinking, he could charm his way out of this mess by turning the tables around. It's a risky idea and it may or may not work but what other choices does he have?

Fuck it! he's gonna do it. He's gonna seduce the hell out of her.

"You know, I find you very attractive when you're like this" he said in his very best to be suave and romantic and just as he guessed, Julia blushed furiously at his comment "Y-you do?"

Kai continues to work his way out "oh yes and if you let me out of these hand cuffs, I'm gonna do all the things you want me to do"

Julia has second thoughts "I don't know"

"look, you wanna have sex or not?" Kai said without hesitation.

Since this is Kai, THE Kai motherfucking Hiwatari, you can't really say no "Wow, you're a very persuasive guy. Raul, get out of the room". Raul quickly left the room and thanks the heavens he didn't have to witness unnecessary lewd scenes. Kai smirks as Julia immediately releases him, boy was she eager. Finally free, Kai proceeds to fool the girl and to do that, he pressed her against the wall. The feeling of Kai's hard body pressed firmly against hers was wonderful and she felt electricity when she touch his muscled upper chest.

'oh my God, I'm going to faint!'

Kai leans closer to her face "I'm going to kiss you"

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG !OMG! OMG!

Their lips were almost close from touching each other and then things suddenly went blank. When she woke up, the first person she saw was her brother "What happened?" she asks.

"I think you and Kai where about to kiss"

she blushes and asks for another detail "and?"

"He knocked you out and escaped" Raul prepared himself from his sister's impending wrath but not after he added an additional info "He also took the kittens"

"you idiot! why didn't you do something!"

"You kicked me out of the room and I find Kai very scary"

Julia grabbed her hair in frustration "Dammit! I was this close"

In the end Kai eventually made it to Dr. Zagart. Not before he went to the police and registered Julia as a sex offender along with Boris.


(A/N): WOOOHOOO! KaiXJulia Tease. I finally added Kai some powerful seduction techniques. YAY! Now he can get away from any kinds of mess in case he gets abducted again. It won't work on huge mobs though.

And now to answer some Reviewers: (I forgot to add this in the previous chapter)

grimnessreaper: Sounds like a personal issue so I'll give you a PM

akin 'to38: thank for your constant reviews :)

MisstiqueRose: This will be more sillier when we get to the Zagart chapter

fia3striker: This is a parody where Kai being shirtless is over-exaggerated

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