Author's Notes: With the exception of the last one, all prompts are set in Season Three. Hope you enjoy!

FLASHVIBE WEEK 2017 (1/2)

1. EARTH-2 AU
/Set between Episodes 3:07 and 3:08/

Barry: Wait, so, you finally master inter-dimensional travel – super cool by the way, high five for that. *holds up hand*
Cisco: No.
Barry: Right. So, you master inter-dimensional travel and the first thing you do with it is bring me here so we can, what? Have sex in Harry's office?
Cisco: I believe I said on his desk.
Barry: You did.
Cisco: Is that a problem?
Barry: Not really, just, I thought you were still mad at me.
Cisco: I am, but remember that list of rules Harry gave us last year – the one with everything we weren't allowed to do while we were on his Earth?
Barry: It was very detailed.
Cisco: I promised him I would find a way to break each and every rule on that list, but we were too busy with Zoom to break even one.
Barry: Except the rule about getting captured and/or killed.
Cisco: Thanks for pointing that out. It helps.
Barry: Sorry.
Cisco: The point is. We're here, he's not, and I have a list I need to plow through, which means I need to plow through you or… into you and vice versa and my doppleganger's dead, but I'm pretty sure yours is still alive, so we'll need to find him and Iris for the orgy. So, you with me?
Barry: Will it make you any less mad at me?
Cisco: Not really, but it'll get even with Harry for all the times he cock-blocked us.
Barry: Fine, but can we also break the one about not touching any of his awards?
Cisco: Done.

2. FAKE EXES / PRETEND NOT MARRIED / SECRET RELATIONSHIP AU\
/Set between Episodes 3:10 and 3:11/

Caitlin: Barry, we, um, we need to talk
Barry: What's up? Hey, Julian, what are you doing here?
Julian: Moral support mostly.
Barry: Ooookay. HR?
HR: I love a good plot twist. Coffee?
Caitlin: No, no more coffee, just… Barry, sit down. Look, I know you and Cisco are having a rough patch and you're trying to give him some space, but I think you might want to… Julian, a little help?
Julian: Step up your game, mate.
HR: You need to woo him. Sweep him up into your arms and…
Barry: I'm gonna stop you right there. It's fine, okay? Really. Cisco just needs some time. Everything'll get back to normal soon, you'll see.
Caitlin: About that. I'm not supposed to say anything, but… *looks to Julian and HR*
Julian/HR: *look anywhere else*
Caitlin: Some moral support you are. Barry, Cisco's been seeing someone else.
Barry: No, he would have told me.
Caitlin: Not necessarily. Especially if he didn't think you'd approve.
Barry: Who could he possible be seeing that I wouldn't…
Caitlin: Mick Rory
Barry: Heatwave?!
HR: That's the one. With the shoulders and the… *mock severe scowl*
Barry: How long has this been going on?
Caitlin: Only a few weeks.
Barry: A few weeks?! Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Caitlin: I didn't want to upset you and, honestly, I thought it was just a one time date because he was mad at you, but yesterday he said he spent the night with him, so…
Barry: He spent the night with him?! Hold on. *flashes away, flashes back with Cisco in his pajamas* You spent the night with Mick?!
Cisco: What are you… *looks around the room* Oh, wait to go, Caitlin. That was supposed to be a secret.
Caitlin: I know and I'm sorry, but I'm worried about you.
Barry: Don't blame her when you're the one shacking up with a known criminal. He held you prisoner, punched you in the face, and he nearly blew up Caitlin.
Cisco: But he didn't.
Barry: Because we stopped him!
Cisco: You know what? No, you don't get a say in this, anymore. We broke up.
Barry: We didn't break up, we're taking a break.
Cisco: And that's different how?
Barry: It… just is! Okay? You can't date a murdering, psychopathic, pyromaniac just because you're trying to get even with me!
Julian: Boys, I think we should just have a seat and talk this out like reasonable…
Cisco: Stay out of this, Julian!
Julian: Fair enough.
Cisco: And you. *points to Caitlin* Should really see the look on your face.
Barry: Ah, man, I thought we were supposed to keep going for another five minutes?
Cisco: I'm sorry, I couldn't.
Caitlin: What's going on?
Julian: I believe they were having us on.
HR: *shakes his head* Classic Francisco.
Caitlin: There's nothing classic about this! *turns on Cisco and Barry* What is wrong with you two? Have you been pretending to fight this whole time?
Barry: Of course not.
Cisco: We only made up a few weeks ago, but I had the best idea for an April Fools prank, so we kept it under cover.
Barry: Well, not literally.
Cisco: God no, we've had sex all over this place while you were out.
Julian: *looks down at the table he's leaning on and slowly removes hand from it*
Caitlin: April Fools? It's January!
Cisco: If we'd waited till April, you would've figured it out. Besides, I don't think we could have kept it up that long.
Barry: Speak for yourself.
Cisco: Excuse me?
Barry: You heard me.
Cisco: Oh, we are going back to my lab right now to see who can keep it up longer. Catch you all later and, uh, don't come in the lab. That means you, HR.
HR: On my honor! Tsk, those two. *leaves whistling a happy tune*
Caitlin: *breathes deep*
Julian: This is what you meant by them being insufferable?
Caitlin: Yes!
Julian: Right, I'll just shut up then.

3. MAGIC / HOGWARTS AU

Barry: I feel really uncomfortable.
Cisco: Look, I know it's a minor misuse of my powers, but I paid for the tickets to the actual convention, so the only thing we skipped out on was air-faire.
Barry: No, not that. It's the robes; they're too tight at the neck.
Cisco: Oh, let me see. Better?
Barry: Yeah, now, about the other problem.
Cisco: We've been over this. Julian would have made a better Draco, but I don't want to kiss Julian and it's not a convincing Drarry cosplay if we don't kiss, so…
Barry: Why can't you be Draco?
Cisco: *raises one eyebrow* Seriously, bro? Are you for real right now?
Barry: I'm just saying, bleach blond isn't my best color.
Cisco: Barry, baby, I love you, but this is happening. Now, head high and remember, you're a Malfoy.
Barry: Stupid Potter.
Cisco: That's the spirit.

4. FREE DAY

Cisco: Pass me the Doritos.
Barry: *passes the bag* So, we're just gonna sit here?
Cisco: Yup.
Barry: No sex?
Cisco: Nope. You saw the prompt. It's a free day. No work. No fighting bad guys. No kinky sex for the author's gratification.
Author: That's not what that prompt was for and you know it!

5. FLASHPOINT AU

Cisco: Aaand, open your eyes.
Barry: *looks around* What… Cisco, why does the conference room look suspiciously like your office in Flashpoint?
Cisco: I've been thinking, you've been really good about taking things slow…
Barry: We've been taking it slow?
Cisco: And I think I'm finally ready to get back to… *deep breathe* …Roleplay Wednesday.
Barry: Does that mean what I think it means?
Cisco: It means that, for tonight, I'm the richest man in America and owner of Ramon Industries, and you are my personal assistant who will do anything to keep me happy.
Barry: I bet you're going to take full advantage of that, aren't you?
Cisco: I was thinking more along the lines of you tying me down and forcing me to let go of my control for once.
Barry: I can work with that.
Cisco: I bet you can, String-Bean.
Barry: Oh, that's gonna cost you.
Cisco: Show me.

6. SPACE / STAR WARS AU
/Set in Episode 321, during Barry's memory loss/

Barry: So, I'm a Space Pirate?
Cisco: Yes.
Barry: And you're a prince?
Cisco: Mhm.
Barry: And I kidnapped you, but then we fell in love and now we travel the universe fighting evil?
Cisco: That's it.
Barry: Then why aren't we on a ship or, you know, in space?
Cisco: We're hiding out. The evil Professor Zoom was chasing us, so I used my powers to travel inter-dimensionally and found a safe place for us to hole up until we can figure out how to defeat him.
Barry: I mean… it sounds like a bad comic.
Cisco: And yet it's our life.
Barry: Okay, I guess?
Julian: Barry, Bart, whatever, can you come over here?
Iris: *whispers to Cisco* How long are you planning to keep this up?
Cisco: As long as I can. He's so adorable like this.
Iris: He really is. Can I be a General in the galactic army?
Cisco: But he's a pirate. You'd have to take him in.
Iris: Right. How about a former General in the galactic army that quit when she became disillusioned by the corruption in the system.
Cisco: And now you're his chief strategist and pilot!
Iris: Oh, this is gonna be so much fun!
Julian: What are you two doing over there?
Cisco/Iris: Nothing!

-six months later-

*breech opens in cortex*
Cisco: What the…
Pirate!Barry: Don't be alarmed. I'm Captain Barry Allen, also known as the Space Pirate Flash and this is my companion Prince Francisco Ramon. We've come to seek asylum in your universe from the evil Professor Zoom.
Prince!Cisco: Do you have to introduce us like that every time? It sounds like the plot of a bad comic.
Pirate!Barry: What's the point of being a space pirate with a handsome prince at my side, chasing evil around the universe if I can't make grand entrances? Besides, I kinda like that our lives sound like a comic.
Prince!Cisco: *sighs* Me to, but if I don't complain, who will?
Pirate!Barry: I think Iris does enough complaining for everyone.
Prince!Cisco: To be fair, you hired her as a strategist, but screw up every plan she gives you.
Pirate!Barry: I hired her as a pilot, she appointed herself chief strategist and if she doesn't want me to screw up her plans, she should make them less complicated.
Barry: *whispers* I thought you made that up!
Cisco: *whispers back* So did I!

7. HIGH SCHOOL AU
/If Barry and Cisco had met in highschool/

Joe: *hears thumping upstairs* What do you think they're doing up there?
Iris: *shrugs* They're either building something you don't want to know about, doing an experiment you don't want to know about, or they're hacking, in which case *chuckles* you really don't want to know about it.
Joe: *sighs* Why can't they just be making out like normal teenagers?

-meanwhile, upstairs-

Cisco: Sorry. Sorry.
Barry: Don't worry about it.
Cisco: Aren't you worried your dad'll come up and catch us? I mean, I don't know about you, but my dad walking in on me having sex with my boyfriend is, like, one of my worst fears. Right up there with bees.
Barry: What is it with you and bees, anyway? They make honey. Considering how much you love candy, I thought you'd appreciate them more.
Cisco: Candy is made with sugar, which comes from sugarcane, not bees, and can we do this later? I'd rather not think about bees while you're giving me head.
Barry: Right, sorry. Like I said don't worry, Iris has it covered.
Cisco: I love your sister.
Barry: Me too, now, cover your mouth, I want to try this thing with my tongue I read about.