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My bad. This is the REAL chapter 14

The moment Zeo opened the door, his head exploded. Literally

Rewind a few minutes ago...

Dr. Zagart bonded with his android son by listening to him playing a lovely melody with his violin. The sweet moment was lost when the doorbell rang. Zagart being a lazy old ass, decided to ask his forever youthful son "Zeo could you please answer the door and see who it is?"

Zeo cocked his head sideways "what happened to our butler, Jeeves?"

"He took a vacation leave so that means we have to do things around the house by ourselves" the scientist said as he took a sip of tea. It didn't really matter to him since he got Zeo with him. Hell, he can let his robotic son do all kinds of chores and Zeo would never complain. With all the right programming, he can get away doing menial task such as answering doors and sometimes getting toilet papers in case the bathroom ran out.

"oh, okay" the android carefully put aside his violin and headed towards the main entrance. The doorbell kept ringing as he reached downstairs and once Zeo finally opened the door he saw a marvelous sight.

It was Kai.

A shirtless sweaty Kai.

Unfortunately, Kai didn't expect there would be guard dogs running around the area when he entered. They where large breeds of Rottweilers and attacked Kai. They only managed to rip off his shirt and once every garment of his shirt was torn to shreds. BOOM! he was shirtless and the dogs where easily subdued. they now think of him as their new pack leader and they worship him. This wasn't bad but what really bothers Kai is that they keep on humping his leg.

Zeo was processing the image of a very muscled, sweaty, shirtless Kai. He looked so cool despite his legs being constantly humped by the family dogs. He looks like an Action star, Man he's awesome!

Processing...

Processing...

And that's when he malfunctioned and exploded. His father and creator came when he heard the explosion.

"ZEO NOOOOOOO!"

Normal timeline...

Dr. Zagart wasn't angry at Kai when he found his son scattered robotic remains. Why? because Kai was still shirtless. Seriously he could look at Kai shirtless and he'll turned gay for a couple of seconds. The androids' father has to make sure not to look directly at Kai and concentrate more on Kai's request.

"So, you want me to make you a robot body guard to protect you from your rabid fans?"

Kai nods "yeah, can you do that in a day? I can sense them getting close". Over time, Kai has become almost paranoid. He only hope this Zagart guy will help him with his problem if not, Kai would result other options...

"oh that's' no problem!. Let me notify this to my team back at the lab. They are reassembling my son at the moment" he said and took out a cellphone.

Kai apologized to the older man for accidentally made his son explode "right, about that..."

Zagart waves it off as if his son getting blown up was no big deal "don't worry about. It's not your fault" he accidentally looks at him and his stare lingers for awhile. He manage to shake it off when he realize the teenager came here for help and he's not going to be one of those crazy fans of his. Zagart mentally chants and let his thoughts drift elsewhere.

I like Boobs, I like Science, I like boobs, I like science!

When the robot bodyguard finally arrived. Kai sighed in relief knowing that now, no one can bother him, kidnap him, force him to strip... Kai shudders at the memories. It would take tons of alcohol to forget all those unpleasant memories even thought he's not yet of legal age. But who gives a damn? He's not going to let these memories haunt him for the rest of his life.

Zagart presents to him a large bulky robot "Kai this is model DKVM-4K x3500 M4"

'Geez that's a pretty unnecessary long name'

"but we call it little Zeo for short" he finished

Kai blinked 'little Zeo?' Kai looks up at the size 'that thing is a behemoth!'

Zagart continues on explaining the details of his Robot "little Zeo has been equip with all the state of the art hardware that can handle all kinds of trouble you are in and I even programmed the same artificial intelligence I've used on my son. Nothing can go wrong!"

Kai expects the robotic machinery "seems okay" he notices something odd on the robots artillery 'is that a bomb?'

"he makes good cappuccino too!" Zagart added and indeed he ordered the robot a cup. Instantly, the robot did actually produce a cup and gave it to it's creator. Zagart took a sip and let a satisfied look on his face "ahhhh... perfect". While he was busy with his beverage, his creation looks down at Kai and started processing his owner. A robot for some unexplainable reasons, with all the rational and logical thinking. Has somehow found shirtless Kai rather, appealing.

"Master Kai, I believe I have develop on what you humans called - LOVE" the robot spoke. Zagart choke on his cappuccino "The hell!?"

The situation became even more complicated when Zeo after being repaired, intervened "NO! Kai is mine". One one of the scientist notice how the two robots reacts whenever they look at the shirtless teenager and he had to admit he's one FINE piece of specimen, he quickly orders his colleagues for a quick scan "quick! whats' the scouter says about shirtless Kai's power level!"

"It's over nine thousaaaannnd!"

"Nine thousand!?"

Dr. Zagart starts to sweat and panic "oh no! little Zeo somehow became self-aware! he thinks he's human". Kai face palmed 'Great, even robots want him'. They watched as the two robots battle it out and exchange blows. Zeo was surprisingly winning the battle and that's' all because he was also and used to be a beyblader. The bigger robot knew he was losing the battle so his last option was to flee, not after saying his goodbye to Kai.

"I'll be seeing you soon Kai and I will win your LOVE!" He said and zooms off the sky in jet speed. He left a large gaping hole on the roof. Dr. Zagart contemplatively rubs his goatee and observes the damage "hmmm... I guess giving him jetpacks was a bad idea" he felt Zeo tugs him by his lab coat.

"hey dad"

"yes son?"

"Is it possible for you to turn me into a girl so me and Kai can get married and live happily ever after?"

This got him thinking. He always wanted grand kids someday "I don't see why not? Anything is possible, with SCIENCE!". Zeo cheered "Yeeeeey!" Both father and son didn't notice Kai leaving the place after hearing their conversation.

His fellow scientist emerged from the rubble caused by little Zeo and joined in "fuck yeah! Science!"

Kai left the place after discovering they're too useless to help him. 'Great, just great' First, he has rabid fans and now one crazy robot who's in love with him, dammit! What else could he do now to escape all of this mess?

(A/N): I have nothing to say in this chapter except. Holy crap I added a Robot shirtless Kai fan!

I shall leave no spoilers for the next chapter but it's a fan disservice and you might hate me for it.

And now to answer the Reviewers:

James Birdsong: Thanks Anonymous reader! :)

grimnessreaper: I'm glad that everything went well for you. :)

akin 'to38: y'know I really haven't wrote your gift fic. I only made little drafts on how the story should go while keeping everybody in character.

Fifitheflowertot: I was hoping I could write this crazy shirtless Kai story to a goal of 30 chapters but I'm not sure if it's possible.