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Chapter 15

Kai placed a wad of cash on the counter of a fast-food restaurant and ordered "give me your biggest and fattiest double cheese burger, some large fries and a soda". There was desperation in his voice as he demands to the cashier to hurry up with his order.

The woman from the cashier didn't mind having a sexy, rude, shirtless handsome man ordering her to hurry, she even gave Kai a discount "thank for ordering The Heart Attack Grill, please come again" she cheerfully said as that's what all staff are trained to do but hers on the other hand is genuine.

Kai's new plan was to have a new diet plan of gaining weight. So everyday he goes to the same establishment and order large meals for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Kai even stops exercising and soon he became morbidly obese. Even the cashier who heavily has a crush on him before, loses interest in him and grossed out. This was exactly the effect Kai wanted.

Now that he's fat he can live a normal, stalker-free life with no one to bother him. His new problem however was his new health problems concerning being always lethargic, constant headaches, boobs that are larger than Mariah's and serious heart problems. Didn't matter, he's happy.

He can't wait to see the looks on those crazy fans of his when they see how he looks now.

"K-Kai? is THAT you!?"

"Oh my god he's FAT!"

"and unattractive!"

"I'm going to kill myself" before Tyson could commit seppuku, he was stopped by friends.

For some cruel and twisted reason, it felt good to hear that. Kai walks victoriously knowing nobody will ever, ever, eveeeeer bother him again.

Tyson's Residence (AKA official headquarters of the 'Shirtless Kai Fanclub')

The main hall of the dojo was in chaos as all the members kept debating on what to do about their now fat 'shirtless love interest'. As the host of the house, Tyson grab their attention as best as he could "Guys! shut up and sit down or else I'll play Ming Ming's album loudly till your ears bleed!"

As the only non member, Kenny raises his hand "I don't mind Tyson"

Everyone disagrees "shut up Kenny!"

Tyson continues with the meeting now that he got everyone's attention "guys this is a serious issue. We need to find a way to get Kai into shape again. I'm only saying this as a concerned friend and not because I find him attractive"

For everyone, the whole I'm-doing-this-because-he's-my-friend- act was getting tiring 'oh god! he's still denying his attraction to Kai'

"Does anyone has any suggestions?" Tyson looks at the members for any ideas "anyone?"

"Liposuction"

"as if Kai would agree to that!I say we kidnap him AND give him liposuction"

"Do you know how much Kai weights now? we can't carry his fat ass all the way to the hospital!"

a member gasps "how dare you call Kai FAT!"

The room erupted to another argument and soon it became violent when Tala threw a water balloon randomly just for shits and giggles. Since they were all useless, it was up to Tyson's team The BBA Revolution to put Kai into diet rehab.

Hilary looks at Tyson and ask "So what's the plan Tyson"

Tyson puts on his largest, stupidest smile he could manage "easy, ever watched that guy from JACKASS?"

OPERATION : MAKE KAI SEXY AGAIN COMMENCE!

Fat Kai walk to his usual place to eat when he was almost at the entrance he saw a poster that reads:

Don't Feed

Kai Hiwatari

It even have a picture of him and when Kai looks around other eating establishment there where more posters scattering and what's even worse when Kai orders the cashier refuses saying they are not suppose to feed him by order of the management. Even when Kai actually manage to buy food from the other side of town that damn robot Zagart made, appeared and destroyed the place.

The only place with no posters and avoided destruction by little Zeo was the famous SUBWAY.

Kai grits his teeth 'I knew it, they did this on purpose'

On cue, his friends pop-out "oh look Kai! a healthy and alternative way to eat" Tyson said with a cheeky smile "now you will definitely shed all thous pounds and go back to your old self"

But Kai has other ideas, instead of giving in and getting what everyone wanted. Kai chooses another alternative "Or I'll just do fasting and be skinny like a skeleton"

everyone laughs nervously "you're not kidding right?"

Kai puts on his serious face "I never joke"

True to his words when they finally see Kai again, he really did looked like a skeleton, much to their horror.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Tyson woke up from a very bad dream. Max immediately went to his side with a concerned look on his face "Tyson you were screaming so loud. What happened?"

"I had a bad dream!"

Max rolled his eyes "well duh you were screaming"

"it was terrible! first Kai was morbidly obese and he turned into a skeleton"

Max laughs it off "hahaha oh Tyson, Kai would never do anything stupid like that and you know it"

It made Tyson feel a little better "Yeah you're right Max, man what was I thinking? So what's the agenda for today? any signs to where Kai went?"

"Europe"

Tyson was not sure if he heard Max correctly "say what?"

"I said. Kai went to Europe. I'm gonna contact the Majestics now" Max sees Tyson quickly getting up "Tyson where are you going?"

"I need money to get to Europe of course!"

Meanwhile...

Relaxing in his seat, Kai was hoping Europe would be better than his visit in Russia and forever staying away from Japan.

(A/N): Looks like we have Kai on a Euro trip with Team Majestics! expect kinky moments hahahahaha!

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