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Chapter 16: I'm leaving, On a jet plane! don't know when I'll be back again...

A car ran fast as its radio blast inside the car spewing sweet lyrics. Max's dad was singing, real horribly, totally butchered the song. The poor teens has to listen to him singing all the way to the airport.

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh baby, I hate to go

Tyson ask Mr. Tate if his old junk of a car can go any faster but the only adult could answer was a flat "No" and he continue on singing. No one has the heart to tell him he suck at singing or they'll end up walking.

Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh baby, I hate to go

At the Airport, Security Check.

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Kai went through to the metal detector machine for what seemed to be the fourth time. He swear the machine might be broken since now he only has his shirt left AND his boxers.

"Sir you may have to remove your shirt" the officer ordered

Kai was flabbergast, this whole scenario was getting ridiculous "why? I'm not hiding anything dangerous"

"I'm just following protocols sir"

"fine" Kai removed his shirt and he was now left only in his boxers. Nearby was several young and adult women fainting, squealing, orgasming over the sight of shirtless sexy boxer wearing Kai in their full view. The officer in-charge secretly gave Kai a longing look 'man, he's dreamy'.

"Ok, you're good to go" the officer said, Kai could see his face turning red. Learning from experience, Kai quickly puts on his clothes before everyone gets other ideas. Sexually.

He got his tickets, passport and luggage. Kai ran until he finally got in the airplane without anyone tackling him. Kai figured this was the best idea he ever came up. None of his derange fans would ever thought he would be dead serious and hide somewhere in Europe. Kai mentally laughs at the devastated looks on their faces once the plane finally lifts off the runway and damn it feels so good... To make himself feel even better, he flipped them off. Oh yes it was so, sooo good.

They were 15 minutes late when Kai boarded the plane. Tyson and the rest of the fans of their exclusive fan club could only watch as Kai's plane flew out of their sight until the plane could no longer be seen.

The women wails "KAAAAAAAIIIIII!"

so did the males "KAAAAIIIIII!", Bryan was the loudest and rips off his shirt in anguish.

Tyson points his finger at the cause for all of their misery "this is all your fault Max's dad!"

Mr. Tate pulled off a scary face "What did you say!?"

Tyson backs down "nothing"

Somehow all the people in the airport terminal felt like they were in a funeral home, it was super depressing. Tala and his crew pack up to leave "yeah, were going to leave now since we got what we wanted. HIGHER RATINGS BITCHES!" he and the rest of the film crew gave each other high fives and butt slapping all around.

Tyson didn't care about ratings though, he just wants Tala to give him a cd copy of shirtless Kai in a thong. He sniffles "we need a miracle to get us to Europe guys" and just like that a giant robot fell down from the roof and almost flattened Tyson like a pancake if it wasn't for is abnormally pure luck "Oh my god! I almost got killed! I Think I just crapped my pants!"

To be honest, most of the Fan club, especially Ray. Really, really wanted Tyson to be hit by that huge metallic junk that fell from the sky just to lessen the competition. Ray still hadn't gotten over how Tyson stole Kai's first kiss. Kenny looks closer to investigate "guys, it's a robot!". He then examines the body and found out it's owner "and it looks like Dr. Zagart owns it. "

Kenny shows them a sticker attached to the robot's arm "There's an address and all. I guess the reason it fell down was because it ran out of batteries or whatever "

Tyson grab Kenny by the collar and shook him repeatedly "I Don't care! it's not important. What's more important is how can we get to Europe? We don't have money and Visas. Explain Kenny! explain!" Kenny only whimpers in response.

Ray was laughing because he's got money from his part-time job as a cook and had a Visa. Max was smiling because he's got a credit card and a Visa. Life was good for the both of them. Sucks for Tyson and Hilary though. The only reason for Tyson to travel was because he was an athlete and whenever there's a major tournament happening it was all through BBA funding the expenses.

Ray starts to leave with an excuse, "well will you look at the time. I need to go back to China. My uncle needs help in uhhhh... opening his new restaurant! bye!"

Max followed suit "My mom needs me back in America, bye"

Hilary corrects him "Max your mom is over there" she pointed at the older blonde woman talking with Max's dad.

"You're leaving me for a younger man!?" Mr. Tate said, he sounded so heartbroken and hurt.

"Yes" Judy flatly said as she line up to buy airline tickets

"who is he! I'm going to kill him!" her husband threatened

"it's Kai"

his anger quickly subsides once he heard Kai's name "oh... really?"

"Yup"

"Ok, can't argue with that. He's too manly" he admitted. Max face palmed "dammit dad, why can't you workout so mom likes you back" he only said this for one good reason: to lessen the competition of winning Kai.

Soon all their foreign friends leave after the next flight and only three Japanese teens left. Hilary and Tyson starts came up with a brilliant plan " I know! we'll go to Dr. Zagart, re-modify this robot and it will fly us to Europe!". Hilary was shocked, this is the only time Tyson ever came up with a smart plan "Tyson you actually have a functioning brain for once!". Tyson wondered if she's either praising him or insulting him but it didn't matter and as for Kenny, he ended up dragging the metallic junk all the way to the scientist house much to his protest.

Kenny whines "I don't even like Kai as much as you guys!"

In the other side of the world...

Kai finally arrived at Germany. Once he came down and was at the waiting area of the terminal he saw four familiar faces greeting him.

"Welcome to Germany Kai. We'll be your host for the duration of your stay"

(A/N): This is the beginning of Kai's adventure in Europe and this Euro adventure will be the best one YET! why? here's why! I may not set the titles in order.

1. Kai in a nude Beach
2. The highland games in Scotland
3. PARIIIIIIS! oh sweet Gay Paree
4. He's a manly man! but fell for Kai anyway

Ok not sure about the whole Euro arc story will be longer but IM DOING IT FOR THE LOLz!

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