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Let the Eurotrip Arc commence! Oh Yeah!

Chapter 17 (Act 1): Johnny! the unsuspecting victim of Kai's awesome shirtlessness. You're gonna fall for him Johnny boy!

It came to a surprise for Kai that the Majestics has no ulterior motives to why they made him a guest. They even act normally in front of him! there was no drooling, ogling, touching, making excuses to take off his shirt, and even better no sexual advances were made. PROGRESS!

What Kai didn't know was that earlier before he left for Europe. Max has contacted them that Kai would be coming there and they should keep an eye on him in Europe so he could be easily track down once the 'Shirtless Kai Fan club' can get there but Robert has other ideas.

FLASHBACK

Max dialed Robert's contact number and waited for him to pick up, he waited for several minutes until Robert finally picked up the phone.

"You better have a good reason for calling me Max. I'm in a middle of a chess game with Johnny" he said as he contemplates on making a move with his Knight chess piece and picks it up to topple down some pawn.

"Kai is going to Europe!"

Upon hearing Kai's name, Robert recalls the day when he was judging 'The Shirtless Manly Award' held by the Blitzkrieg boys in Russia. The very sight of him was breathtaking, he was the very essence of what a man should look like, everyone wants him and dammit even he develop a certain attraction to Kai. He reasons it wasn't gay, it's just that, Kai was really, REALLY, ridiculously good looking... when shirtless.

Robert got interested and listens to Max intently, forgetting he was playing chess with Johnny "Really now? When?"

"Today! he's boarding the next flight to Germany"

"So you want us to pick him up and let him hang around with us until you guys can capture him?"

"that's exactly the plan"

"Tough luck, that will never gonna happen but thanks for notifying us about Kai and no hard feelings"

Max did not expect this to happen. Imagine, even the Majestics have a thing for Kai? Why does life has to be so unfair! now Max can never have a chance to be with Kai with MORE admirers around "Not you too!"

Click!

"Ah man! I screwed up big time"

PRESENT TIME

Instead of doing the usual approach Kai's insane fanbase would do. The Majestics (minus Johnny) would do everything in their will power to act normal and not fawn over their really sexy hard to ignore guest.

"Hey Kai let's wrestle" Robert suddenly said while in the middle of a chess game. His opponent, Kai look at him with a puzzled face "what?"

This was Robert's plot to make Kai shirtless and wrestle him so he could feel him, touch those fine muscles, inhale his musky manly scent. MMMmmmm... yeeeees

But his ingenious plot was ruined by the hot blooded Scotsman, Johnny McGregor. What the hell is he doing here anyway? Doesn't he have anything else better to do? "What's the matter Kai? too chicken?" he then starts provoking Kai by imitating chicken noises "I bet I could beat you in wrestling"

Kai eventually agreed, hoping he'll teach the hot shot a lesson "tsk. Fine"

The Match was ON!

Kai Vs. Johnny

Johnny was so hyped up about his match with Kai, he actively warms up for the match and took off his shirt. Kai remained cool, collected and at the same time wanting to give Johnny a good thrashing. Enrique and Oliver both act as referees while besides them Robert sulks because Johnny stole his moment where he could be that close to shirtless Kai.

The match was starting...

Johnny makes a fighting stance

Kai took off his scarf first and there was a large metallic sound as soon as it hits the ground and startled the red head "You actually wear that around every freakin' day!?" he exclaimed

Kai ignored him until he finally took off the final article of his clothing, his shirt. In an awe inspiring display, there where doves flying, choir singing "Hallelujah!", and Kai was shining gloriously.

Of course, this was all in Robert's very hyperactive imagination and no one can blame him since Kai was that attractive, even guys wants him plus a few number of domesticated animals. Enrique and Oliver appreciated such fine view, gave Kai a thumbs up.

Johnny was momentarily lost for words when he saw how ripped Kai's body was and for some reason he suddenly have weird mixed feelings about Kai 'what the hell is happening to me?'. Pulling himself back together, he and Kai started to wrestle.

They grappled and struggled each other on the mat until one of them taps out. While the trio watched, Enrique, the ever lovable playboy admit that some ground positions look a little peculiar "I hope I'm not the only one who finds this ummm... erotic. Don't tell that to Kai and Johnny though. They don't have a sense of humor about it"

Oliver sighs dreamily and continued watching the fight with fascination, his eyes concentrated on Kai's abs, torso, his roguishly handsome face, his... everything that concerns his upper body.

Robert really envies Johnny right now

To be this close and actually touch him, Johnny was completely overwhelmed when Kai pins him down to submission. Kai's muscled arms was on his neck and his legs were rendered useless since he was face down on the mat. Johnny finally taps out when he realized he was losing air.

"I give up" he managed to say with the only little air left in his lungs. Kai released him and went on his way as usual. The rest of Team Majestics left to congratulate Kai (secretly, they just want to see him up close when he's shirtless).

While nobody was paying attention to Johnny, he couldn't help but wonder why he has a boner.

He lays down for a while and contemplates "Why do I feel so weird today?"

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And so started the first day Johnny hasn't realized that he's attracted to Kai. To be Continued...

(A/N): I got busy but finally finished the first Euro Arc story. I'll probably go with the chapter about them going to a naked beach.

And now to reply to reviewers:

grimnessreaper: Awwww yeah! this fic is crazy weird!

Seria Arsena: yep, pretty OOC for the characters. There was a plan for them to be comically serious and stay in character but that was thrown out the window.

Guest: This is a RATED K Fanfic, I'm not really allowed to write that stuff here except general boob, penis gags and innuendos

shadow dranzer55: Lot's of surprises woohoo!

Ansarinaemah: Not exactly the action you wanted and I have no plans for Kai to have sexual relations with everybody, it loses the humor when I was thinking of future chapters. Instead, I made him into a chaste main character. Hmmm should Kai be Bisexual?

akin 'to38: Oh you are such a treat! hehehe