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(A/N): Sorry for not updating, we all get busy sometimes and then there's stress because sometimes meds are hard to come by. Anyways, here's a new chapter of Euro trip Arc part two. :)

Chapter 17 (Act 2): Naked beach! Where the women at?

It was the idea of Enrique to plan on what to do on a weekend. "Let's all go to a nude beach!" he said excitedly to his comrades and added a suggestive wink that only Robert and Oliver understood.

Robert gave a thumbs up of approval, he was trying so hard on not getting a nosebleed when he's thinking of Kai in the nude and the way his body shines at the wonderful sunshine or the way his body glistened after he immerse himself from the water... Glorious!

Oliver's face turned red. The thought of being in a beach filled with nude men and women made him really self conscious and embarrassed. But since Kai was there, he's gonna risk it this was a once in a lifetime opportunity after all.

All three of them has the exact same motive.

All except...

Johnny, the Scotsman still wants to be better than Kai at Robert considers him as an annoying obstacle, he can be proved useful when Kai said he didn't want to join them. So Johnny do what he does best. Taunting him.

"What's the matter Kai? scared of a little sunlight?"

"..."

"Are you too chicken to go into the water?"

"..."

"Afraid everyone gonna see your small dick?"

Kai glared Johnny at his comment but later smirk, confusing the redhead"small huh? Do you have any idea why I always wear baggy pants?". Johnny was silent for a moment and then it hit him "No way, you're making that up"

Robert backs up Kai, recalling his first time judging the sexy shirtless man award when Kai was wearing that sexy speedo thong, "It's true, remember that contest in Russia?"

Johnny was stuck with some girl that time and couldn't get himself out."I wasn't even there!" he mildly scream with a bit of frustration. He looks away, avoiding a smug smile coming from Kai's face. Ever the competitive person, Johnny still won't back down "Oh yeah? well let's all go to the beach and prove it!"

Kai arched an eyebrow because the way Johnny said sounded kind of gay.

Realizing what he just said, Johnny quickly corrects himself "I meant it in a non-sexual way! Now pack your shit and let's go!"

Kai had no choice but to say 'yes' to Johnny, he's probably going to be constantly annoyed by him if he won't come with them to the beach, even if it requires him to go nude. Too oblivious that three members of the European team has this crush on him, Kai reluctantly joined them on a long ride to a famous nude beach.

Finally getting there, all five were surprised to see a beach full of men both young and old. There was not a single woman on sight.

"This turned out to be a sausage fest!" cried Johnny, he desperately looks around hoping he might spot a wonderful girl but there was no hope. For Robert, Enrique and Oliver, it didn't really matter. The reason they come here was to see Kai in the nude and they all ignored Johnny cursing from the background.

"Enrique I told you we should take the other route but noooo! you said this was the best spot!"

Their little fantasy shattered like glass when they saw Kai walking towards them wearing shorts and an buttoned white shirt. It wasn't fair since the Majestics only wore tight fit swimwear and Kai wore shorts and a shirt. Robert hastily plans to get Kai get rid of his clothes and he hopes it works.

"Kai this is a nude beach there's no need for clothes"

Johnny butts in, feeling the need to transfer his anger on his usual victim "Kai you wuss! take off your clothes like the rest of us". His three friends were amaze of Kai's patience, it's like as if he's some priest or an angel ascended down from heaven.

Kai did so and then that's when the magic happen...

As Kai was unbuttoning his shirt, everything was moving in slow motion. It look so sensual in a way and to make it even better was how the wind was blowing making Kai looked so dashing and sexier than ever. The three Europeans took one big gulp as Kai was down to only one button. They almost fainted after he finally took off his white shirt revealing once again his wonderful chiseled upper body.

Johnny wonders why he feels the need to touch Kai's chest and his heart was beating abnormally fast. What is this is feeling?

And then Johnny got worse when Kai took off his shorts and thus Kai was naked before his very eyes. He didn't understand why his nose was suddenly bleeding and his heart was skipping faster than before. "Why the hell is my nose bleeding?!"

Robert fainted and his spirit was heading towards the light. Luckily the Italian was there to save him. "stay with me Robert! you gotta live! LIVE DAMMIT!"

Oliver was mentally listing ways on how he would want Kai to ravish him. Goodness he looks so tasty right now!

"I love you" Oliver quietly whispered that only he can hear.

Unaware of what was happening behind him, Kai notice all the men in the beach was staring directly at him. All was staring at him the way the Shirtless Kai Fan Club would do and their creepy smiles looked like they have something nasty and perverted in mind

Oh shit!

Learning from experience, he took this as a cue of something bad might happen if he linger much longer. "This might be a good time to leave early. I don't like the looks on their faces"

Enrique notices this too "Right, we have to cut this short and leave"

After finally revived Robert agrees "An excellent idea"

Johnny didn't know Kai was the source of why the men was attracted to him. The only person he suspects was Oliver and that was because of his girlish looks and the men must've mistook him as a girl. "Shit! It's obvious it's Oliver they're after!"

Johnny's obliviousness was the perfect cover-up so Kai won't suspect a thing "Errr.. yeah, definitely Oliver" Robert slightly elbows Enrique on his ribs and the Italian gets the idea.

"Of course! Oliver is the only girly looking member we have! it's DEFINITELY has nothing to do with you Kai"

Oddly, Oliver believed all three of them "Noooo! I'm saving my virginity to someone else!" he secretly glance to Kai's direction. He was disappointed when Kai was fully clothed. Damn

As a horde of naked men advances in their direction it was time for them to leave "Run for it!"

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And now this was Johnny's second day of experiencing that he possibly and might be attracted to Kai.

(A/N): The next Chapter is going to be PARIS

And now to reply to the reviewers

Anonym: YES! you can translate the first chapter to german. Thank you for reading, sorry couldn't find your e-mail as you posted in the review box.

Grimnessreaper: Quite the experience for Kai? Looks like it's the other way around hahaha

akin 'to38: I'm still looking for inspirations for your story to add a little realism and avoiding inserting humor