Disclaimer: This non-profit retarded crack fanfic is owned by me and if you are experiencing frequent nose bleeding due to images of sexy shirtless Kai in your head, it's normal. But if your ovaries exploded after reading from the beginning of this story and reaching this chapter, I won't be held responsible.

Euro Arc (Act three): Inside the minds of the European Team

~~~~~ Enrique ~~~~~

I caught a glimpse of Kai waking up shirtless from our luxurious large bedroom in a hotel were staying. I just love the way his muscles stretch from the sunlight, it made him sparkle like a god (Man I want him so bad right now). I got super excited and made a jump on him which was a bad idea. Now Kai is giving me this look and his eyes looks like it demands an explanation. I easily came up with with an excuse.

"Ummmm.. ehehe sorry Kai, I thought you were Oliver"

"Do I look like Oliver to you?"

"Can I say yes?"

"Get your arms off me"

"But I got a nice view of your well sculpted abs, can I just admire them a bit longer?"

Sadly Robert pulled me away from Kai and ruined our short wonderful morning together, well for me at least. Robert didn't like how I suddenly made a move on Kai though and he said I was being unfair because he was also planning on doing just that. Pfffft! yeah sure Robert, I like to see you try. At least it took me guts to hug Kai being shirtless in the morning and caught a whiff of his wonderful scent.

Oh yes, it was worth it but it came with a price...

Kai made sure he was a two steps away from me.

Another thing about Robert's hesitation to make a move on Kai was during lunch. It was Oliver who boldy made a move and he blurted out his feelings and started running. As a good friend, I stood up for him and explained to Kai about the French.

"Kai, you have to understand. He's french and french people are depraved bisexuals"

Okay that may be not the best word to describe a friend and in a restaurant full of french people. We were instantly kicked out and got banned. Johnny got angry at me and called me several names like I'm a piece of shit, a fucking idiot, a dumbass, a fuck up, an asslic-... whoa Johnny sure is a potty mouth.

I'm gonna end this for now. Johnny still won't stop bugging me jeez.

~~~~~ Robert ~~~~~

I have a strange nagging feeling that my two companions are getting aggressive at Kai. First I found Enrique jumping and hugging Kai in his bed. Second was Oliver offering to kiss (or was it licking?) that piece of food stuck on the corner of Kai's luscious lips. Those damn fools, now the competition is getting easier since Kai is getting wary at the two.

But enough about them. I'm busy admiring Kai feeding pigeons some breadcrumbs.

He looks so cute, I want to marry him.

I hear Oliver calling me "Hey Robert"

"Yes?"

"You were talking out loud. We heard everything you say"

"..." Ohhh... Fuck this is bad and here comes Johnny.

"Yeah you said he's cute and you want to marry him"

Crap! now everybody knows! Wait, everybody already know, except for Johnny and Kai. Damn! now both of them know.

Kai is looking at me, better think of something fast and witty .

"You have mistaken, I was... thinking of Oliver"

"WHAT!?"

"Me!?"

It was perfect the subject was drop when Oliver fainted and all else went to normal. I think Kai is starting to question our sexuality though.

~~~~~ Oliver~~~~~

Today were in Paris and I have encourage Kai to take up painting with me using him as a model. But sadly he refused, he said he doesn't want to recall a similar memory where it gave him the chills. Too bad, me, Enrique and Robert were so looking forward for it.

Ah well...

We later ate lunch. I notice there's a piece of food sticking on the corner of Kai's lips. I offer to help but it didn't go well as I imagined. In my mind, I ask Kai if I could help him get rid of that tasty morsel on his lips by gently place my hand on that handsome face. Too bad that didn't happened, I messed up big time instead.

"Kai you got food stuck on your lips"

"I do?"

"Here let me kiss it- er... I mean I wanna lick..no, no, w-what I meant was... Never mind!"

It was so embarrassing. I ran like a sissy girl after that and even worse when I meet up with Kai and the others again, there was an awkward atmosphere surrounding us. I couldn't bring myself to look Kai in the face. Although I don't mind punching Johnny for making fun of me because of my earlier actions.

"Oliver and Kai, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

"Shut up Johnny!"

Thank goodness Kai was there to do the punching and the hitting, Johnny was getting on Kai's nerves anyway. Johnny will never understand how it feels to fall in love with Kai and fall in more when he's shirtless... crap I got blood dripping on my clothes from fantasizing Kai again!

I hope Enrique and Robert would stop using me to cover their crush on Kai.

Freaking cowards...

~~~~~ Johnny ~~~~~

It has come to my attention that my team mates have crushes on Kai. How do I know this?

Enrique humped Kai on the bed earlier morning and lied about thinking Kai was Oliver.

I swear Robert called Kai cute and wanted to marry him because he was staring at Kai's direction. Now the little french boy is pissed at them.

Oliver wants to kiss Kai. I really need to behave and be mature rather than make fun on the both of them or Kai would get annoyed. That guy punches hard!

But despite all that. Why do I feel angry whenever they touch or flirt with him? Why the hell am I blushing when Kai was feeding pigeons earlier?

What is this complicated feeling!?

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Johnny's third day of not yet realizing his true feeling for Kai. Almost there Johnny boy!

(A/N): Oh man I don't know what will be the plot for the next chapter. Hey are you guys still reading this? Just curious that's all. REVIEWS?