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Hello and welcome to another long awaited Shirtless Kai update. What will happen to him while he's with the obviously and secretly attracted to him, Team Majestics!

Euro Arc (Act Four): The Highland Games Part 1

"Kai, you and me will participate for the Highland games. Now let's see which one of us is manly!"

His opponent couldn't care much since he'll beat Johnny's weakass anyway "Whatever".

The Italian protested, "but I made reservations at a resort". Sadly, he was ignored just like Daichi in this fic. Instead of going to Italy as Enrique has planned, it was suddenly shot down like ducks on duck season. All those hard work of carefully planning on getting Kai to strip for them and make him permanently stay that way went flushing down the toilet. For the whole entire trip, Enrique could only sulk and make angry glances at Johnny's direction.

"Damn you Johnny" Enrique muttered under his breath. Sitting besides him was his team mate, Robert. The only thing was in Roberts' mind was shirtless Kai wearing a kilt, both him and Kai were riding on a horse under a romantic starry moonlit sky.

Oliver didn't need to have a sexy fantasy about Kai, because he was lucky enough to be seated next to him! It was one of the happiest moment of his life. Thankfully, Kai tolerated Olivers' now obvious man crush on him. As long as there was no inappropriate touching or making a scene in public, Kai wouldn't mind. If only he could do something about the girly Frenchman' ogling, he tried asking but to no avail.

"Would you mind stop staring at me?"

Oliver looks for an excuse "I was staring at the window"

If only Olivers' face look like Tyson's, Kai would definitely punch him without hesitation. The fact that Oliver was at the window seat and Kai isn't, Kai was considering switching seats "You're at the window seat. Why not watch from there?"

"uhhh... because I uh.. my neck is stiff! yeah that's it" Oliver starts feigning pain from the side of his neck.

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Meanwhile at the other side of the globe, more specifically, Japan.

Dr. Zagart rubs his chin contemplatively "Tyson"

"Yes?"

"Can you get off my son? he's not Astro Boy you know and furthermore it is scientifically impossible for him to make long distance travels. Plus you don't have enough money to fund me building another super robot". Tyson was behind Zeo and he was clinging on his back expecting the android to blast off like a rocket at any given moment. Reluctantly, Tyson let go and pouted.

"Aw man! and here I thought I can finally see Kai. I haven't seen him since forever!"

Kenny corrects him "Tyson, it's been only four days"

Hilary agrees with Tyson "That still feels like forever!"

Kenny sighed, it's useless arguing with these two "Everyday I wish you two are computers so I could reprogram and erase Kai being shirtless in your memories"

"Just like what I did with Zeo!" Zagart said proudly, "look at him, all back to normal"

"I'm a real boy!" exclaimed his android son.

Refusing to have someone else to have a happy moment while he's in a bad and depressing mood. Tyson reach for his wallet and took out a photo that contains shirtless Kai in a seductive pose. Neither Kenny or Hilary questions how Tyson got that photo or ask why he even keep a picture of Kai in a very sexy position, Kenny decided not to care but in Hilary's case, she's going to ask Tyson for a copy. He flashed said picture in front of Zeo and in a matter of nano seconds, Zeo's head exploded for the second time. "Real boy my ass. Let's go guys" They left the old scientist and his now headless android son.

"Zeo noooo!" After crying for a short ten seconds, Dr. Zagart got over it and stood up. He grabs Zeo's arm and drag him towards the laboratory "Oh well, back at the drawing board".

Dunoon, Scotland.

Wearing a kilt, Johnny stood proudly as the opening ceremony started. Kai was the opposite, being a foreigner in a strange country and having a host to forcibly make you wear a dress, it made Kai self-conscious. In general, he feels like a girl but decided to keep quiet about it or the other burly male contestant will take offense that he insulted their culture or maybe laugh at him. Could be both.

Kai looks at the rest of the Majestics and complains "How come you guys aren't wearing one?"

Robert gave a simple answer "Because we are not participants for the highland games". Remembering his previous fantasy back at the airplane, Robert attempts to try his luck to get Kai shirtless. "I have useful tips that will be super effective for you to win the games. Interested?"

'I swear if this is about taking off my shirt one more time...' Kai didn't like the sound of Robert's offering him suggestions but for the heck of it he decided to ask anyway, "How?"

"Flip up his skirt and expose his undies"

'Huh? well that's new' For a moment Kai thought he was going to ask him to take off his shirt.

Oliver joins in just to add misery for Johnny "Kick his balls"

Taking revenge, Enrique wants to add even more pain for their Scottish friend "Do it while riding on a horse"

"And you have to be shirtless for the whole duration of the games" Robert finally added.

Kai frowns at this 'I fucking knew it'

Johnny was already fired up in beating Kai in the heavy events. While waiting for his turn, an old family rival shows up. "Hey McGregor! Are you here to get beaten up by us McLarens aren't ya?"

It came from Angus McLaren, a tall boy who's a year older than Johnny.

For centuries the two families have always been competing each other in the Highland games. Because his mind was preoccupied in beating his other nemesis, Johnny has almost forgotten in upholding his family's honor and win the games. But he just shrugs it all off and mentally told himself 'Fuck it. I can beat them both'.

The two exchange verbal blows at each other thus earning the attention of nearby spectators and mothers have to cover their children's poor innocent ears. Judges had no choice but to separate the two feuding male heirs.

After the short scuffle, Johnny stomps his way towards Kai.

"Kai"

"Hn."

"If you ever lose to a McLaren, I won't forgive you!"

Kai retorts "Same goes for you too"

"Challenge accepted!" He took a moment to look at his attire and ask "I appreciate you wearing a kilt but... WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SHIRTLESS!?"

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Who will win the Highland Games? Will Johnny somehow fall for Kai in the next chapter? Whatever happened to the other teams who went out to search for Kai? Who knows... who knows...

(A/N): This has been a fun chapter to write after recovering from a seizure that for unknown medical reasons it gave me depression.

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