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Chapter 27: Prepare your ovaries

The World Championship Tournament.

It was the most talked about, highly publicized tourney ever held by the BBA, so much that everyone has to sign a health waiver and a contract to avoid BBA of getting sued. Mr. Dickenson predicted that something huge and crazy was about to happen. Teams from every nation joined in hopes of defeating the current world champion and be renown in history as the greatest beyblader. But on a different agenda, the main reason for all of this was to lure a certain sexy someone, and that certain sexy soon to be shirtless someone was the ever elusive Kai Hiwatari.

Several days before the grand tournament..

There was a knock on the door.

Bryan opens and to his surprise, it was a person he missed so dearly.

"Kai! I knew you'd come for me!" he lunge at Kai for a hug.

Kai took a side step from Bryan's incoming embrace, he swiftly led himself inside and closed the door (plus locks it) leaving Bryan outside the freezing snow. Kai ignored the banging of the door which is followed by Bryan crying/whining about the cold. He walks directly to the living room where Tala and the rest where there. It was of no surprise to see Tala all shirtless and was talking to the TV crew.

"Let me get this straight. You are pulling the plug of my show because of the low ratings?"

They nod "That's what the network says."

Tala let out a loud string of curses in Russian. His anger caused his muscles to tense, making his pecs full and V-shaped lower abdomen well defined. One of the female in the crew comments with a blush "Oh no... he's hot when he's mad". This gave the head of the TV team an idea that will save the Russian team's TV show "Unless you pull out something new and exciting to the viewers. They might change their mind."

"Hmmm... I see.." Calming down, Tala rubs his chin in deep thought. He thought of an idea that growing a manly beard would do the trick 'yeah, girls love a man with badass facial hair.' But the problem is that he's only a teenager. He needs to boost up the ratings really fast.

"Tala!"

The red head's train of thought was interrupted by a familiar voice "Kai?"

"We need to talk" Kai wasn't a person who beats around the bush. He approached Tala and showed him a piece of paper. Tala takes a look at it and understood why Kai came to him in the first place.

"It says here it's a Team competition"

Kai nods

Tala decided to have a little fun in his former team mate's dilema "And the reason you are here is because you want to join my awesome blitzkrieg team and not at Tyson's is because?"

Kai snaps "Dammit Ivanov! I want to be on your team so I can beat the shit out of that cap wearing idiot!"

The gears in the red haired Russian's head starts to turn as he thought up a scheme to boost up his TV show rating. Kai was here and wants to join his team for the upcoming tournament but he was not letting Kai join that easily. The Blitzkrieg team was the only team Kai has high tolerance (if Bryan were to behave) and the only reason why Kai was here in the first place. So, Tala gave him the ONLY set of requirement for him to join the team.

"Fine with me but in one condition" he smirks "you have to be shirtless."

"Pft! Whatever, like I care anymore" Kai answered with a shrug and without any hesitation, he took off his shirt, much to the surprise of everybody! Surely they were expecting a grunt of protest from the lone blader but they were really caught off guard by Kai's sudden action.

He was God awfully glorious! his broad muscular frame looked like it demanded attention, his wonderful slender torso and visible back muscles was too much to bear. This left the Russian team captain, stunned. Nonetheless he was excited at the idea of the two of them being shirtless and in front of the whole arena full of fans.

Tala offered him his hand, "I'll be looking forward in our partnership"

Kai took his and they both shook hands in agreement "As long as you put Bryan on a leash."

"Agreed"

They both smirk and laughs deviously which creeps out Ian and Spencer.

Tala was getting his high ratings back.

Kai really, REALLY, was planning on raising hell at the tournament now that he has a team.

The head of the TV crew butts in "Here's an idea. Let's do a promotional video for the team!"

They made the video, made edits and adding a few Hollywood effects that even Micheal Bay would be proud. When it was done, Tala ordered an international release and it was shown allover the world, including the internet. The content of the video was too extreme...

It has all the Blitzkreig boys shown shirtless and explosions blown behind them. Russia's national anthem played in the background, an announcer was speaking english in a deep voice with a distinctive Russian accent.

"Entering the Beyblade Tournament will be TEAM BLITZKRIEG. They will win for the glory of Russia!"

The next scene shows Tala and Kai each riding a feral Siberian bear, both shirtless wearing only army camouflage pants and black boots. Each of them were also holding large assault rifles just to add the level of testosterone in the scene. The camera zooms on their shirtless torso.

"With their glorious leader Tala Ivanov and Ace player Kai Hiwatari. They will lead their team to victory!"

"We will own you!" Tala said this with confidence. Kai didn't have to say any lines since he's already awesome. They start shooting their rifles and more explosions came after that. The last part of the film has the two of them in a provocative position wearing their signature black speedo thong, the whole purpose of this was to make sure it makes women wet their panties and men to jizz in their pants.

"The BLITZKRIEG team will demolish those puny bladers."

On the ending credits, it was shown that the video was also approved and sponsored by Russian government and president Putin.

Then explosions!

Click

Mr. Dickenson turned off the TV and calls his secretary "Natalie, call the attorney's office. I fear something crazy might happen in the tournament."

"Right away sir"

"Oh and uhhh... bring me some extra underwear and pants. I had an... acciddent"

(A/N): HAHAHAHAHA! *clears throat* Yes I clearly lost my sanity after writing this chapter. But anyways, SOME BRO ACTION WITH TALA AND KAI!

And now a special mention to reviewer/s:

NorthernShinigami: If one of us can draw really good, we could have an awesome Doujinshi full of Shirtless Kai (and Tala) fanservice.

Request: Yeah sorry I can't put a chapter of Kai hiding in South America, the part about him hiding was getting boring, and this happened instead.

Readers: You guys can freely contribute on what crazy shit is going to happen in Chapter 28. I will read it in your Review thanks!