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Oh my, it's chapter 28 already. This chapter is dedicated to my long time readers who Reviewed/Favorited/Followed this story until it reaches to it's absurdity. So, are you ready?

Don't be silly! I know you aren't prepared for this... Oh so you are?

Read on shirtless Kai fans!


Chapter 28: All hell will break loose

The Tournament was starting. Everyone in every participating continent joined in for a chance to win the championship (while secretly wishing to fight shirtless Kai). While some are there for the sake of seeing Kai shirtless with the possibility of actually touching him and if they're lucky enough, land a kiss. Yes folks, even the males want to kiss him. The BBA chairman was glad nothing bad happened when Kai and Tala was shown shirtless, well, not yet.

The battle started with a breeze, with the major teams weeding out the weaker beyblading teams. All is left was facing each other and one of them can't wait when they face the Blitzkrieg team. Heck, they want a chance to face shirtless Kai. The rookie bladers who battled him were so lucky since they get to see him up so close. A very firm body, wide shoulders, strong arms and his mature handsome good looks.

When Kai said he will raise hell at the tournament, he's damn serious about it. In fact, it's his first mission objective, the second objective is to beat Tyson's sorry ass. Tala laughed when he heard his crazy plan but he stops when his beyblading partner took off his shirt while they were in their locker room "Whoa! Kai, the tournament haven't even started yet. Don't too get excited."

Kai gave him a knowing look and smirks at his general direction, "I'm going to make the tournament a bit more interesting." Taking interest and the possibility of getting good ratings, Tala tells him to go on.

"What are you planning?"

Still grinning, Kai let's him join in his evil plot "I'm going to mess around with every players' emotions and watch them wage war at each other. Care to join?"

Tala has already took off his shirt and stood besides him "I won't let this opportunity pass."

"Good" Kai looks at the dog chained, ball gagged, leather bondage wearing Bryan who has a pleading look on his face. The leather of his bondage suit was riding up his ass and it was not very comfortable plus Kai ordered that he should walk in all fours or else Ian and Spencer will whip him. He paused and thinks for a way Bryan could be of use for him. He remembers how easily his 'fans' can get jealous at the prospect of him having someone flirtatiously close to him. Yes, he could use him to manipulate the emotions of many, those poor innocent victims don't know what hit them. As long as Tala was holding the leash, Bryan will do as he's told. Perfect.

"Bring along along too."

All the conversation took place with the TV crew filming the whole diabolical scheme. They did nothing but drool over the fact that Tala and Kai were rubbing each other with oil in an oh-so sensual manner, their muscles would look more well defined and divinely immaculate for everyone to touch. Bryan was already frothing in the mouth like a rabid dog. The two top bladers are totally oblivious of what they are doing are turning on everyone in the room.

"So, who's our first victim?" Tala said, getting all giddy with excitement.

Kai looks on the BBA official tourney list. It was the White Tigers' Vs. The AllStarz.

Time to stalk his unwanted harem one by one.
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"Kai can I join in this one?" Tala said as he eyed their first victim.

"No not yet"
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Emily. She stood no chance as Kai backed her against the wall, shirtless, his face so close to hers, her loins starts to heat up. Her hormones are messed up at the moment. "So, Emily..." Kai started "If you demolish the White Tigers' team, I'll totally date you and if you want, we'll go directly to third base."

The orange haired American girl was rendered mute.

"But first, I want you to kick Micheal's ass for me. He's annoying."
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"Okay, can I join in this one now?"

"No, not yet"
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Judy. Max's hot mom, her dreams of having an illicit affair with a handsome teenage boy finally came true when Kai offered to run away with her and exaggerates on how he can satisfy her with his huge girth. The older woman was very impressed indeed. Kai said he'll only do this if Judy show him her breast and for him to take a picture of it.

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"Kai I was cool with it at first but c'mon man! that's just messed up!"

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Max. The instant Kai showed him a picture of Judy's boobs and told him they were having an affair, Max instantly ran screaming. The image of seeing his mother's breast will forever stay in his memories and he's psychologically scarred for life.

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"Can I help this time?"

"Sure, I wan you to go to Ray and tell him this..."

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Mariah. The pink haired Chinese girl stood in awe as Kai allowed her to touch his muscled torso. While she was doing this, Kai began to execute his plans for a potential cat fight between Emily and her. "If you can defeat Emily, I'll date you."

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"We can have a threesome with Ray."

"DEAL!"

Tala meanwhile, was chatting along with Ray in the hallway with the TV crew in tow. Tala's conversation with Ray where all about Kai's sexual relationship with Bryan. The Chinese blader listen intently as Tala tells the fabricated story in every detail. "Bryan would lick all the way down to Kai's ball sack until his cock is lubricated enough to ram Bryan's ass..." Tala would cringe at what he said but this was optional for Kai's crazy plan. It was also amusing to see Ray looking so jealous and angry but at the same time he feels a bit of worry for his team mate since this plan of theirs would eventually lead to Bryan's murder.

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BATTLE BEGINS!

White Tiger Vs. The Allstarz

Mr. Dickenson held the microphone, he gently taps the head to test the volume, he clears his throat and gave an important announcement. "I'm sorry to say but both teams. You are both disqualified." The old chairman looks on each team with a worried face. Emily and Mariah had a cat fight when one of them blurted out about Kai. Their clothes are torn from their savage cat fight until the two females were only in their bra and panties, the rest of their team mates keep failing to separate the two. Micheal was in the Infirmary, Max was visibly seen drinking beer and his mother was making it worse when she told him to give up on Kai, and Ray was nowhere to be seen.

The old man rubs his forehead, he was beginning to regret this. This was all Tyson's fault. He thank the heavens that Brooklyn was still in the hospital and his team wasn't able to join. The world would be in danger if the genius participated.

The tournament was on its way in descending into chaos.

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Somewhere in the arena...

Tala was still holding Bryan by the leash "So, what are you planning to do with Bryan?"

"Oh I have plans for him"


(A/N): I never expected this story to reach to this point, a point where everything will not return to normalcy. Maybe updating my KaiHil stories will make me feel better.

And now time for me to give thanks...

Cinderburst Flames: In this crazy fanfic,Kai will make the world his bitch (sorry for the language). Thank you for reading this story and I hope you will enjoy the ending. Only two chapters away. *wink*

First time Readers: I can guess you are weirded out by this fic. If not, kindly leave a Review because I honestly might butcher the ending. Hmmm... butchering doesn't sound right... maybe a Plot twist.

Long time Readers: You can leave a Review and tell me how you feel before this story will eventually crank up to eleven of weird shit with a hint of YAOI and YURI in it. I might as well change the ratings for safety reasons.

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