Jake
I don't care what Sam or the Council say, she was meant to be mine, dad and Charlie agreed years ago, that we'd be perfect together. She's going to be mine, I just need to get her away from this new vampire and once all their dazzle and shit wears off she'll be so happy and to show her thanks and undying gratitude she'll give it up to me, this is going to be so easy! After all look what a Ponce Edward is! This other one is probably the same and the head bloodsucker was just talking him up.
I don't know why they're all afraid of vampires, we killed the dude with the dreads easy enough, they just don't want me to have any fun or get some before I imprint, selfish bastards. When I'm Alpha we'll kill all vampires no matter what they eat! I should be Alpha and Chief now, they need to stop getting in my way, even dad won't step aside, stupid old man! Sam says "You're not ready Jacob!" all the time how the fuck does he know anything he's just a Uley!
Bella
This is wonderful, just the two of us in this absolutely heavenly cottage, no Cullens, causing unnecessary drama. I think they do it on purpose because they're bored with the way they live, then change it I say! Anyway, today Garrett and I are going to ask Esme a favour, I hope she agrees, I hate to say it but they owe me something. We are going to have a look at Jasper's ranch and want Esme to speak to Charlie, tell him that she's going with Jasper and Alice and she thought she'd take me to have a look at the Montana Uni campus at the same time, to let me get a feel for it, see if I like the place, as she knows how busy he is and they'll be there anyway!
Garrett is in the kitchen trying to make me a snack, he's so good to me. I can hear him banging about and I dread to see the state of the kitchen, but it's the thought that counts! I'm just about to wander through when something crashed into the living room via the window, it's Jake in wolf form and I just stare at him for a second before shouting at him "What the Fuck! Jake, you've ruined the window you asshole! Get out of this cottage now! before you damage anything else and put some damn clothes on I don't need to see your tiny dick!" I'm raging mad as he tries to grab me and pull me out of the door.
Garrett
I have him pinned to the floor before they've moved two feet, "Phase and you'll die dog boy!" I growl at him, he's struggling uselessly in my grip. I let's go with one hand flip open my phone and make a call, "Peter? could you bring Little Swan's truck to the cottage, I've got a stray problem, I need to deal with, Yeah a doggie one!" I laugh into the phone. The boy is still trying to dislodge me from his back and looks so stupid, as he's still naked at this point. Bella point to his shorts tied to his leg and I shakes my head, "No angel, humiliation works best when your naked!" I tell her.
Peter arrives moments later and the poor truck sounds like he was trying to push her too fast, she doesn't seem to do fast. "Peter Whitlock you better not have damaged my baby!" my angel says rushing out of the cottage as he pulls up, she strokes the bonnet saying "Are you alright, Thing? Does mommy need to kick the bad vampire's butt?" Below me the boy is huffing loudly, I pull him to his feet still in a firm hold. "You're worried about your truck Bella? What about me?" he whines, "What about you? You break into the cottage attempt to kidnap me while naked, why would I be interested in how you are? Dog Boy!" she yells at him, hands on hips and totally enraged by his stupidity, Peter is bent over double laughing and she swings around saying "Don't think you're forgiven yet, mister!"
Peter
Garrett is smiling widely and still holding Jacob Black firmly, "Isn't she awesome Peter? My woman has a temper, I love it. Fuck, think of the amazing makeup sex we'll have once she's a vampire!" he says and the boy's growling loudly at this statement, Bella then turns fully towards them and purrs at Garrett, "We don't need to wait till I'm a vampire, we can have makeup sex anytime you want, my Soldier!" "Damn it, Little Swan, now I've got a hard on holding a naked child! How's that going to look to other people?" he growls at her and she shivers, "Don't care about other people Garrett, but it looks mighty fine to me, baby!" she tell him, this has us all growling for different reasons."Well Fuck! Sorry got to run guys, I need to find Char you two are makin' me horny!" I say and am gone in a blur.
Bella
Jake looks mad and rather pathetic at the same time, he's visibly shaking and Garrett tightens his grip, "I'll rip off one of your arms if you don't stop boy!" he tells Jake, "Right Angel you drive, we need to return this one to his kennel" he says to me. "What about the treaty?" I ask, "I don't have no fucking treaty with the mutts, Little Swan, just take us there please" he hops onto the bed of the truck with Jake effortlessly as he said this. I dive into the cab and head for the reservation. Obviously, we were upwind of them because we're almost into the village before they come running.
Sam steps forward as I stop the truck on the edge of the road, none of the wolves have phased as they are too close to other tribe members. Garrett pushes Jake in front of him saying "I believe this belongs to you? I have no quarrel with you, but you need to reign this idiot in. He crashed through our living room window and tried to drag Bella off, nobody touches Little Swan but me, do I make myself plain?" he says quietly to Sam, knowing they could all hear him fine. I bit of a crowd of normal Quileute's was gathering and laughing at Jakes nakedness. I almost felt sorry for him, but what a douche, he won't accept we were, I repeat were nothing but friends.
Garrett
I continued by saying "I originally wanted to thank you all for the ongoing Victoria problem! But this fool just pissed me off today! The Cullens are searching for her scent now and I will end her when she's located! I have no intentions of interfering with your tribe, as long as you also, don't get into my affairs. This is the only warning the pup will get, next time I will kill him! He's a stupid child with too much responsibility and he'll get you all destroyed if you don't curb him soon! Laurent was an easy kill for you, he was no fighter and Edward Cullen's a Woose of the first order, don't make the mistake of thinking me like either of them!" I could smell Bella's arousal, she was getting steadily more and more turned on by me, I wasn't sure if it was the commanding presence I was projecting to the wolves or what?
I dropped the pup over the side of the truck and nodded to Sam, they now knew I was not afraid of them and they would bite off more than they could chew taking me on. I saw a couple of the male wolves sniff the air and so I growled lowly, "Little Swan?" I said a little exasperated with her, "I can't help it, it's your fault, you're getting all macho and sexy baby, it's turning me on!" she simpered at me and I laughs out loud, "God, I love you, woman!" I told her smiling widely.
The wolves are backing off as she calls out the window of her cab "Oh, by the way, Jake, they can treat 'Micro Penile Disorder' nowadays, you should speak to the doctor about it!" The whole crowd burst out laughing at his expense, as Bella turned the truck and drove away, I swung myself into the cab beside her. "Cruel angel, necessary but cruel!" I said sliding along the seat towards her and putting my arm around her shoulders, giving her a quick hug and kissing the top of her head. "Head for the Cullens house Little Swan, we need to report to the Major" I tell her.
Ponce means:- 1.derogatory - an effeminate man.
2.a man who lives off a prostitute's earnings.
Woose (pronounced, wuss) means:- 1. derogatory - It is a common slang term for someone (usually a guy) that is disproportionately afraid of certain things. We used to just call them wimps. No one is really born a woose, but they are created and they do live among us.