Ultimate Team Up of Ultimate Destiny

"Good night, Sonic. See you in the morning. Oh and remember not to eat any chili dogs after midnight or you'll have those weird dreams again."

"Don't worry, Tails. I know not to snack before bedtime." Om-nom-nom.

Sonic opened his eyes to a clear blue sky with the sun shining overhead. He felt the warm grass beneath him as a gentle breeze picked up over the hillside.

"Hey, wait a sec. Where am I?" He asked himself, looking around. "The last thing I remember was chowing down on some chili dogs." On the path before him was a red brick pathway dotted with several large green pipes in the air floated strange sections of red bricks with flashing question mark boxes in between them. "Whoa, I think I ate one too many dogs last night." He muttered totally bewildered.

Suddenly, he saw several brown creatures that resembled mushrooms with eyes and fangs walk towards him in a cartoony manner. And then, a strange tune began to play in the background.

"Uh oh, you guys don't look friendly." Sonic raised his hands trying to reason the strange little mushrooms. "Look I don't want any trouble." One of the mushrooms opened its mouth and lunged at him. Sonic readied a spindash when the shadow of a large form came flying in from overhead. The small round shape landed squarely on top of the mushroom, squashing it flat with a weird squeaky sound.

"Hey, thanks for the help but I could have managed it myself." Sonic told the newcomer. The short human turned around to face Sonic revealing a dark haired Italian man with a mustache dressed in red overalls with a blue undershirt, white gloves, and a red cap with the letter "M" on it.

"Hey bambino." The guy said to him, holding out a hand. "How-a you doin' in dese parts, uh?" The newcomer greeted in twirling his mustache with his free hand. "Bada bing bada boom. It's good to see youse again, Sonic."

"Oh, oh it's you. I remember you from that last dream. The one where we all teamed up to take down that giant glove thingy." Sonic stated. "What happened to that crystal chick? She was really hot."

"Youse no be hittin' on McCloud's girl, eh?" He said hitting his chest angerly. "Now, why don't youse come and help me rescue the princess, amseay?"

"Sure thing, I still owe you one for fishing me out of the pool during the games in Beijing." Sonic replied following the plumber as he hopped along the landscape. The two heroes jumped over pits and squashed goombas and koppa troppas. Sonic's spindash knocked one of the turtles clean out of its shell. The hedgehog then picked the shell up and threw it along the ground at several enemies sending them flying. "Hey cool, it's like bowling." He exclaimed as several dead goombas littered the path around him. "See if you can top that one, plumber."

"Eh, youse ain't seen nothin' yet." The guy jumped up and punched one of the question blocks causing a strange looking flower to come out. Picking the plant up and downing it in one gulp. His outfit changed colors to white and red. "I'ma gonna give these guys a hotfoot."

Pointing a finger at several approaching shyguys, he launched dozens of fireballs at the approaching enemies vaporizing them on sight. Sonic hopped on the last one's head knocking it down and standing over the defeated foe.

"Hey, I always wondered why you guys and the snifits wear these masks?" Sonic pulled his white mask off looked at the spot where it was and suddenly looked like he was going to throw up. "On second thought, take this back. You need it way more than I do."

"Oh no, wese got a whole bunch of paratroopas and bloopas comin' our way."

"What a second, are those… turtles with wings and floating squids?" Sonic asked. "Wow, those must have been some really old chili dogs I had last night."

"Don'ta worry, Sonic. Wesa gonna win." The plumber hopped from turtle to turtle knocking off their wings and sending them tumbling into the abyss.

"Hey, what am I supposed to do?" Sonic protested. "I can't fly."

"Hit the question block." The plumber called out. The blue blur jumped up and hit the block causing a strange looking bright red leaf with eyes to come out. Grabbing the leaf and downing it without even thinking, Sonic was suddenly engulfed in a puff of smoke. "Hey, what's happening?" His eyes going wide in horror. "Oh no, it can't be." Looking down, Sonic found his whole body except his face encase in a tanuki suit. "How's this gonna help me fly?"

"Just shake your tail." The plumber replied. Sonic began to wag his tail and ascended into the air. Jumping onto each of the squid's heads, he knocked them out of the sky and sent them crashing to the ground. "Remember only to hit the bloopas on the top of the head, don't touch the sides or bottom."

"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" Sonic yelled. "IF THE SIDES AND BOTTOM ARE DEADLY, WHY IS THE TOP SAFE!?"

"Oh, and collecting 50 rings and jumping into a giant floating ring to get an emerald from a drug trip maze makes any more sense?"

On the ground below, a red two-tailed fox and slightly taller version of the plumber dressed in green watched the two heroes taking out the bad guys.

"Wow, I sure wish we were awesome enough to be in this team-up with them." The fox grumbled eating some popcorn out of his bag. "But the goofy sidekicks get to never have any fun."

"Don't worry about it, kid. You get used to it after getting left out of the first three turn-based RPG games." The man in green sighed. "Maybe someday you'll get a spinoff title where you get to be a ghostbuster."

After finishing off the last on the baddies, the plumber and the blue blur jumped at the flagpole bringing the skull shaped flag to the ground and setting off fireworks at the nearby castle. Suddenly, a familiar princess in a pink dress and golden crown came running out and hugged the plumber.

"Oh darling, you saved me." The princess exclaimed planting a kiss on the human's cheek. But it was not the princess Sonic was expecting.

"S-Sally? What the heck are you doing here?" Sonic asked in shock. "He's not even your species."

"Sorry, Sonic." Sally told him with a smile. "But your princess is in another castle."

"And here she comes now." The plumber answered.

"Crikey, it's a handsome boy." Marine the raccoon squealed running at Tanuki Sonic with flailing arms and foaming at the mouth. "It's every fangirls dream come true."

"NO! WAIT! MARINE! It's me, Sonic." The hedgehog ran away hiding in a nearby bush.

"Golly, I have a friend back home named Sonic too." Marine screamed jumping into the bush after Sonic. "But we'll talk about that later. It's time to make some little wallabies."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sonic wailed as hearts exploded out from the bush as Marine carried out her desires.

Suddenly, Sonic's eyes burst open as he sat up in bed screaming. "PLEASE NOT THAT!" He yelled at the dawn light coming through his window. "PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

"Sonic, are you alright? I was downstairs making breakfast." A concerned Amy asked walking into his room. "Oh no, did you have that dumb nightmare again?"

"Yes… only this time Marine caught up to me and… Ugh."

"Oh Sonic, when will you ever learn?" Amy Rose sighed. "How many times have I told you not to binge on chili dogs and stay up all night playing Super Marxio Brothers on the Playtendo?"