Chapter Four
"I'm gonna have to explain to Russo what happened to his plum crate..." said Chris with a heavy sigh as he moved to push open his trailer door.
Sebastian was unsuccessful in his attempt to save the plum crate and Thor had proceeded to smash it onto the ground in pure rage. Sebastian was currently walking near the back of the pack near Robert as they all moved inside Chris' trailer.
"Those plums were innocent..." said Sebastian sadly; a small, almost inaudible growl able to be heard from his stomach.
Robert smirked then at Sebastian's comment, taking up the rear of the small procession entering the trailer. Robert turned to shut the door behind them and looked towards Sebastian as he moved to slouch on a small couch on the corner, looking depressed beyond belief.
"Yes, those poor plums. Smashed to juice right in their prime," said Robert as he moved a hand up to his eye to pretend he was wiping away a tear.
"You don't understand," said Sebastian as he threw a small pillow at Robert, causing him to chuckle as he caught it and threw it right back at Sebastian.
"Of course I understand. You just need to stop acting as if you were going through a growth spurt or something."
Sebastian rolled his eyes before leaning his head against the back of the couch and staring up at the trailer ceiling.
"Yes, father," he said in a sarcastic groan.
Robert rolled his eyes then too as he flopped down beside Sebastian on the couch, crossing his legs in front of him as he watched Thor wander about the interior of Chris' trailer looking for the coffee pot.
"Dude, it's right here," said Chris as he moved past Thor to show him where he usually kept his personal coffee pot. Instead of it actually being there though, the socket was empty just like Thor's had been.
"What wickedness is this?" asked Thor in a low, rumbling tone of voice.
"Hey!" said Chris then in surprise as he noticed too that his coffee pot was missing. He whirled around to face Sebastian and Robert. "Which one of you took my coffee pot?"
"Wasn't me!" Sebastian and Robert both said in union. They both stuck their hands up in the air as if that would prove they were innocent.
"Well, one of you must have! You're the only two that are ever in here. Unless Scarlett took it as a joke..."
"She'd do that," said Robert in reply, lowering his hands as Sebastian lowered his own.
"She would, wouldn't she?" said Chris methodically as Thor ignored their conversation and began to look about for where the coffee pot had disappeared to. Chris turned then to see that Thor was beginning to rummage through some of the drawers and cupboards.
"Hey now! That's personal property! Chris, come on man. You know I like my privacy. You can't just go poking around without permission."
"I want coffee. You promised there would be coffee here."
"Because I thought my coffee pot was here, but Scarlett took it."
"It could've been Jackson too, you know," said Sebastian then. "Samuel likes teasing you once in a while too."
"You know who it probably was!" said Robert as he spoke up yet again. "It was probably Ruffalo! Sneaking onto the set just like Hemsworth here."
"Not Hemsworth. Not Chris. Not a combination of the two either," said Thor curtly before turning to examine the scene of the crime again. It was then that he realized who the culprit more than likely was. Turning his head towards the sky and shaking his hand into a fist, he screamed, "LOKI!"
The sudden shout from Thor jumped Chris, Sebastian, and Robert as they all looked at him with wide eyes. Thor stalked towards the door then, looking as if he were ready to rip it off its hinges.
"I'm going back to Asgard right this instant!" shouted Thor.
"Hemsworth, I think you need to drop the act now," said Robert as Chris moved to block Thor's path.
"Don't you get it you foolish mortal?! I'm not acting. You're smarter than this, Tony Stark. And get out of my way, Chris Crinkle."
"First Star Spangled Short Cake and now this..." muttered Chris under his breath. "I'm not some sort of potato chip, dude. Have a seat and chill."
"You need help, Hemsworth," said Robert then with a shake of his head, watching Chris manage to get Thor to back a few steps away from the door. "Who knew not having coffee would set you off so badly?"
Thor looked at Robert and Sebastian on the couch together then as he took his eyes off Chris, rising a brow when he saw that they were sitting side-by-side in a civil nature.
"Why are you two sitting next to each other so calmly anyway? Why aren't you trying to rip each other's throats out or something?"
"Um...well, I don't really go about my day wanting to kill my coworkers," said Robert with an arched brow. "Tony may want to kill Bucky, but I just want to sometimes swat Sebastian like a pesky fly. That's all."
"HEY!" said Sebastian then in a half shout, half laugh. "That's not nice!"
"At least I didn't say I wanted to smush you like the plums."
"The plums," huffed Sebastian sadly then. "You had to go and mention the plums."
"Never mind," said Thor, knowing that it was a waste of time to try to explain to them who they really were again.
"I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF MY SET, CHRIS!"
The sudden angry shout caused them all to whip their heads towards the door then.
"I am off his set," joked Chris again. "I'd go further if I wasn't filming this movie."
He moved to peek out the blinds of his trailer then before his eyes turned to the size of marbles. Chris turned to do a double take, looking from Thor out the window and back again several times.
"What is it, Evans?" asked Robert as he watched Chris' movements.
"Yeah, Chris. What's wrong?"
Chris brought up a finger then to point at Thor as he stood in front of them.
"Hemsworth is outside coming this way, which means that either the man who's coming isn't Chris or you aren't..." said Chris slowly as he looked Thor up and down several times before whispering, "Who are you?"
"I'm Thor. I've only told you that several times now," said Thor, happy that he finally got it after what felt like forever.
"You're the king of Asgard?"
"Yes. I've been trying to tell you that."
"And you just are here for coffee?"
"Been trying to tell you that too."
A small rap suddenly sounded out on the trailer door then followed by a, "Hey mate. I just wanted to come and see how you were doing on filming. Are you in there? Russo said you probably were."
Chris turned towards Robert and Sebastian then, who still looked like they didn't fully believe what was going on.
"You two. Hide him. Now!" said Chris in a whisper.
"Where are we gonna hide a six foot three thunder god with Fabio hair?" asked Robert.
"Wherever you can," said Chris as he backed away from the windows.
Robert's eyes scanned the interior of the trailer for a minute before saying, "And again. Where are we gonna hide a six foot-"
"Sebastian, please just hide him."
"But I -"
"I'll get you another plate of danishes. Plum ones at that."
"Hey!" said Sebastian as he stood up from the small couch. "I will not be bought with food."
"Make it two plates?"
"Alright! Fine!"
Robert rolled his eyes as he watched Sebastian walk over to Thor.
"You're such a child, Stan," said Robert as he watched Sebastian move Thor over to one corner of the room. He rose a brow at that. "What are you doing putting him in the corner? Are you giving him a time out?"
"Shush! I have a plan!"
"What plan?"
Sebastian fiddled with draping a red blanket over Thor's shoulders to make it look like a cape before telling Thor, "Stand in a Thor like position."
Thor rose a brow in question before sighing and doing what he was told.
"What are you doing?" asked Thor as he froze in position.
"Yeah," said Robert. "What are you doing, Sebastian?"
"Meet Chris' new wax figure," said Sebastian then as he gestured towards Thor in his frozen position.
Robert slapped his forehead with one hand.
"I could have come up with a better plan. I should have been in charge."
Sebastian looked slightly offended by Robert's reaction.
"First the plums and now this? Why do you keep insulting me?"
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because Chris wouldn't have a wax figure of Hemsworth just lying about his trailer. It's creepy."
"Maybe he could say he is storing it for someone?"
"Sebastian, you're just gonna dig yourself a hole. We should try a different plan..."
"Guys, just leave it!" said Chris, listening as Chris Hemsworth knocked on the door once more and called out. "I have to answer now. It'll just have to do."
"Have fun explaining this one," said Robert with a chuckle. "This shall be fun to watch."
Robert and Sebastian went back over to the couch to have a seat as Chris moved to open the trailer door. Thor stayed in his frozen position, even easier than before, as he looked at the identical looking man standing a few feet away from him.