Chapter Five

Sebastian's plan maybe worked for all of half a second. As soon as Chris opened the trailer door to welcome Chris Hemsworth in, his eyes immediately flew to the still Thor positioned in one corner of the trailer.

"If you missed me, you could have called," said Hemsworth with a laugh as he walked over to Thor. He soon was standing right in front of him, evaluating him without saying a word. Sebastian and Robert watched from their seat on the couch; Robert seeming more invested in it than anyone.

"He's gonna sneeze," whispered Robert to Sebastian then. "Or twitch. He can't stand still forever."

"He wouldn't."

"I think he would," said Robert back. Chris Evans soon threw them both a look that silently told them to keep their mouths shut.

"Seriously though," said Hemsworth after a moment of examination, turning his back on Thor to face Chris once again. "What's with the figure of me in your trailer? It's explanation time."

Robert chuckled, gaining a gleam in his eye. This was the moment that he had been waiting for. However, instead of paying attention to Chris' slaughtered attempt at an explanation, his eyes were instead riveted to Thor who was mimicking and mocking Chris Evans behind Hemsworth's back.

"Well, you know…I was just looking at all the fan stuff they have online…"

As Chris said that, Thor put a hand up above his eyes as if he were searching for something. Sebastian and Robert were both biting their lower lip in an attempt to hold their laughter in and not get caught. Hemsworth could see them attempting to not chuckle and asked, "What's with you two?"

Chris, who was slightly flustered in having to come up with some kind of cover story, waved a dismissive hand towards the two of them.

"They are just full of it, as usual. I think Seb might have had one too many danishes and it got to his head or something, and Robert…well, he's just Robert."

"Ah, up to the same old tricks as they usual are off camera then," said Hemsworth with a nod of his head before returning his full attention back to Chris, "Now, what were you saying about the fan stuff online?"

"Well, I was looking at it, and someone had made a really good wax figure of you. I mean…it looks just like you, dude."

Hemsworth turned back to look at Thor then who had quickly reassumed the appropriate position before Hemsworth had turned around.

"That they did. That doesn't explain why you ordered it though…"

"I thought we could keep it around the set to punk Russo once in a while, you know…"

"Ah, Russo did say something about my being on set earlier. He must have meant this. Though he said that he had a heated argument with me about not being Thor."

"I think he's getting a little punchy. You know? With the deadline coming up and everything? I think he might be going a little crazy."

"Well then, that must explain it because I certainly wasn't on set earlier." Hemsworth looked at his watch then before saying, "Well, I'd best be going. I just wanted to check in and see how you were all doing. Keep in touch, and Evans, be careful with Russo and his temper. I thought for certain he was going to throw his megaphone right at my head when I asked him where you were."

"I will. Thanks for the warning, Chris. Have a great day, and good luck with your project."

"Thanks mate. Take care!"

Without another word, Hemsworth turned then to leave the trailer and walk back outside. As soon as he was gone and the trailer door was shut once again, Thor unfroze from his position and dropped the blanket off his shoulders.

"See? My plan worked," said Sebastian with a smile on his face. "I told you it would."

"What was that?!" asked Chris to Thor then before Robert could make a reply to Sebastian's bragging. "Why were you mocking me? I thought I did a good job at coming up with a cover story so quickly."

"I'm grumpy and I want my coffee. You and your friends here are giving me a headache. Who was that man?"

"That was Chris Hemsworth. You know, the guy that plays Thor in all the Thor films."

"Thor films?" asked Thor then, looking in shock.

"Yeah. They are fictional movies about a fictional character."

"Well obviously not or I wouldn't be standing in front of you, now would I?" asked Thor.

Chris clapped a hand to his forehead then before turning to look at Sebastian and Robert.

"I'm getting off set for a bit. I think I'm going to go insane if I don't."

Chris moved towards a small coat closet then, tugging on a coat and a baseball cap. He put shades on his face to complete his look. This would ensure if that if he snuck out in public, he might not be recognized.

"I'm going to get off set," repeated Chris, "And Chris-"

"Thor," Thor corrected.

"Right…okay…Thor is coming with me. We're going to go run out and get coffee."

"I'm coming with you," said Robert then as he placed the shades back over his eyes. "Daddy needs a break from the set."

Sebastian rolled his eyes then as he stood up from the couch and said, "I'm coming to. It's not like any of us are going to be needed right off on set. I think Russo needs a break."

"Well then, take a coat…" said Chris as he tossed one at Thor along with a baseball cap. "Tie your mane back and hide it under the cap."

Thor did as he was told, and he soon had his hair tied back and hid under the hat; the coat a little snug about his body.

"There…Now we're ready to go," said Chris as he looked at everyone. Robert, Sebastian, and Thor all appeared to be ready to venture out into the world outside in search of coffee.

As they left Chris' trailer to walk off set (without any guards noticing), they began to walk down a sidewalk with their heads bowed, trying not to get recognized. Everyone had their head bowed except Thor, who was gawking about the place as if he hadn't ever been to Midgard before which was sort of true in this case. They were just mere feet from a coffee place when Thor pulled up short in front of one of the display windows. Chris, Robert, and Sebastian didn't notice him do so as they stood by the crosswalk, waiting for the light to come on that would let them cross the street to get coffee. Chris turned then as the light changed and he noticed that Thor was no longer beside him.

"Hey, man. Come on. I thought you wanted coffee."

"They're despicable…" whispered Thor as he stared in at the window display.

Not being able to tell what Thor was talking about from that far away, Chris moved to take a few steps closer until he was standing right behind him and peering over his shoulder. It was then that he saw the cause of Thor's comment. Staring Thor straight in the face was a display for the Avengers, and Loki had his own action figure along with the rest of the collection.

"The man who is the sole purpose for my pain today has his own statue."

"It's a toy," said Chris then with a sigh. "Come on, dude. We've gotta go before the light changes again."

Thor was just about to turn and leave when he noticed something else that was even more appalling to him. This time he didn't even bother to say anything. Instead he pushed back Chris to move inside the store and marched right to the back where the Avenger section was. The whole aisle was lined with an assortment of Avenger items, and standing at the end of the aisle was a little boy of about eight with what appeared to be Mjolnir in his hands.

"He's worthy…" said Thor in awe as he watched the boy toss the hammer from hand-to-hand with ease. "I can't believe it."

Chris had moved to follow Thor into the store and looked at him as he stared dumbfounded at the toy.

"Again, it's a toy. This whole aisle is a toy aisle."

"Lies…" said Thor as he held out his hand, trying to summon Mjolnir.

It was then that the boy's father walked into the aisle, noticing Thor standing at the end of the aisle with his hand out. He protectively moved to stand between his son and Thor.

"What are you doing?" asked the father.

"I'm summoning my hammer."

Getting a weird look on his face, the father moved to take the toy hammer out of his son's hands and put it back on the shelf before picking it up.

"Come on. Lets leave this mad man alone," said the father to his son as they left the aisle.

As soon as they had left, Thor made a beeline for the place where the hammer had been laid down to see that there were several staring back at him.

"They are disrespecting the power of Mjolnir. None of them are worthy to hold the real thing."

It was then that Thor's summoning actually kicked in. A loud crash could be heard as Thor's hammer flew through the back wall of the store. Thor didn't even look away from the toy hammers in front of his face as he held one hand out to the side to catch the hammer with ease. Chris walked towards Thor then just as a manager walked around the corner.

"Who's gonna be paying for that wall?!"

A short, angry man walked around the corner then; nearly trembling in his anger.

"You can't just go blowin' a hole in my wall. I mean, look at it!" The man wobbled over to stand near the whole, peeking out it into the alley and back in again. "THERE'S A HOLE IN MY WALL!" The short man screamed as he gestured at it.

"Sounds like a real problem," came Robert's voice then as he and Sebastian suddenly appeared on the scene. Robert had taken off his shades and removed the cap on his head. The man recognized who Robert was immediately and started to stammer as he looked at him.

"I…Mr. Downey, sir…"

"Please. Just call me Robert."

"R-Robert…Right…Well, I was just saying…"

"There's a hole in your wall. I know. I can see it." Robert moved to walk towards the hole, standing right near it before digging out his wallet and pressing a bill into the short man's hands. "Keep the change."

The man's eyes widened at the bill before he nodded his head.

"Thank you, sir…I mean, Robert. Thank you so very much."

Robert just nodded his head then before turning back to Chris, Sebastian, and Thor.

"Come on, kiddos. Lets get coffee before we're missed."

Thor turned then to follow Chris and Sebastian towards the exit. The two of them were trying to get out as quickly as possible to avoid being recognized. Thor still had Mjolnir in his hands and the short man could be heard calling out, "Are you going to pay for that?"

"I did already. With interest!" shouted back Robert as he placed his cap and shade back on before the four of them slipped back outside and left the shop behind.