Chapter Six

"This was a bad idea..." said Chris as he sat at the booth near the window; his head in his hands. "I should have known taking him to someplace like this would be bad."

Robert chuckled as he sipped from the coffee cup in his hands, lifting his eyes up to watch Thor as he looked over the menu again for the hundredth time to order yet another cup of coffee.

"He's gonna get a headache or something," said Sebastian. "Or a stomach ache."

"I think he's going to drive the Barista insane first," said Robert as he placed the coffee cup down onto the table. "Besides, at least he's happy now. He finally has gotten his coffee."

"Yes, but have you taken a good look at the table!" asked Chris then in exasperation, sitting back up straight to gesture at the table with both hands. Lying strewn across the table before their very eyes seemed to be an endless sea of empty coffee cups. "The bill is endless."

"It's not like you don't have the money though, Evans," said Robert with a small smirk before adding in, "At least it's not as bad as what he did when we were waiting for the crosswalk light."

"Ohhh..." groaned Chris then as he hung his head again and buried it in his hands. "You had to go and remind me about that."

Sebastian was chuckling as he too remembered what had just transpired a few moments earlier outside.

"It was so funny though! Him striding across the crosswalk before the light had come on with his hammer swinging by his side; turning to yell a choice word or two at cars that honked at him."

"It was humiliating," said Chris then as he kept his head hung. "Could this honestly be Thor?"

"That or we're all having some weird dream that we're going to end up waking from eventually," said Robert as he shrugged his shoulders. "I'm not honestly worried about it."

Before their conversation could continue, Thor came back over to the table again with a grin on his face. He sat back down in his seat. His hammer was on the floor by his seat as he brought the cup to his lips and took a long sip. When he brought the cup away from his lips finally, he looked at the three onlookers with an even wider smile on his face.

"Coffee," He said, as if they didn't know what was housed in his cup to begin with.

"I'm glad that you're happy," said Chris as he lifted his head once more, sighing. "Now, please explain. I'm still confused."

"Don't know why you'd be confused. I've explained it several times, and it's all very straight forward."

"Yeah, okay...except for the part where you claim to be the god of thunder," said Chris. "In this world, you are classified in the same category as the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause."

"Way to be harsh, Chris," said Sebastian then. "You might wanna take it easy."

"Look, he isn't the god of thunder. Everyone in this world happens to have someone that looks identical to them. This is the case we're seeing right now. This is obviously Hemsworth's doppleganger and he also just so happens to think that he is Thor. He's just a bit off is all."

"Perhaps you could use another coffee..." suggested Thor.

"I don't need another coffee. What I want is for this to make sense, and right now this doesn't! Okay?"

"Chrissy is throwing a hissy," said Robert under his breath then. A grin grew on Thor's face then as he laughed right out loud along with Sebastian.

Chris looked on at the three of them grumpily for a moment before joining in with their laughing.

"I can't take any of you anywhere, can I?" Chris asked then as the dying died away. He turned back to look at Thor then as Thor looked at them.

"So, you're going to go back to Asgard now."

"After I buy a coffee pot, then yes. It's time to see what other plans Loki has up his sleeve. I'm fairly certain that he is the one that stole your coffee pot too," said Thor as he nodded his head at Chris.

"Really?"

Robert looked a bit startled then as he quickly dug out his phone and began to thumb over the screen with his fingers. Sebastian noticed Robert and leaned over a bit to see what he was doing. He managed to get a peek at Robert's screen before Robert could pull it away. Sebastian sat back up then, emitting a low whistle as he looked at Chris.

"What was that for?" asked Chris then, looking worried. Robert had obviously done something that he shouldn't have.

"It wasn't anything bad," started off Robert, "I just sent Scarlett a text and told her to return the missing coffee pot to your trailer."

"You didn't just only say that..." said Chris, turning as pale as a ghost. He held out his hand towards Robert for the phone, "I know that you must have said more than that. Hand it over so I can check."

"It's my phone. I don't have to do any such thing. You should understand more than anyone else, Evans. You like your privacy just as much as the next man."

"I like my privacy, yes, but I also like knowing if I have to prepare for a war when I get back on set. Now give me your phone."

Robert clamped his lips together and shook his head stubbornly from side-to-side.

"Not in a million years, Chrissy."

"Call me that one more time, and I'm gonna dump the remainder of my coffee on you," said Chris then in a low voice.

Sebastian and Thor could both tell that a fight was soon going to break out between the two of them, and Thor moved to stand near Chris, holding his own hand out towards Robert.

"The phone, Stark, or I'm gonna strike it down."

"I'm not going to give in to intimidation..." said Robert slowly.

Thunder rumbled overhead once more as Thor looked at Robert with an arched brow.

"You really want to mess with the thunder god?" He asked.

"Fine, fine! Alright! Geez here!" Robert handed his phone off to Thor then who then turned to hand it off to Chris.

It only took Chris a second or two before he had the message up that Robert had sent Scarlett.

"You...oh, you..." spluttered Chris as he immediately stood up from the table and practically threw the phone back at Robert. "My trailer is probably trashed beyond belief right now!"

"The text wasn't that bad."

"You basically called her a thief without any reason, Robert."

"Well, we all thought she did it for a bit!"

Chris sighed and moved to stand up from the table. He moved to go pay for all the coffee that had been consumed before moving to walk towards the door.

"I've gotta get back to the set right now and see what is left of my trailer."

Thor looked on sadly as Robert and Sebastian also rose from the table. Thor still wasn't done with drinking coffee. He wanted more. When Chris stood at the door to get out and saw that Thor hadn't moved yet, he turned back to look at him with an arched brow.

"Come on. We've gotta get back to set."

"But I wanted another cup of coffee..." said Thor.

"No, dude. You have hit your limit."

"I have no limits..." said Thor then, thinking about arguing for another cup of coffee, but instead decided to be thankful for all the coffee that he had already consumed. Sighing, he stood up and made his way towards the door, bending to collect Mjolnir before doing so. It was time to go see if Chris' trailer was still together or if it was in shambles. Thor didn't mind though. At least he had gotten the coffee he needed to satisfy him for the next hour.