Mew and the robot face off. Mew's strength and experiance up against RoboMew's arsonal of weaponry and emotionless manner.
Comments please, I won't get round to doing another episode untill I get at least three.
Episode Ninety-Four: One Last Threat
They burst his pink bubble without a problem and there was a massive blue explosion.
"Stun missiles, direct hit," RoboMew said, "moving in for the capture."
"Yeah, about that," came a voice from behind the robot, Mew was floating there, "maybe next time you should program them not to hit each other when I teleport out of the way."
RoboMew slowly turned round and glared at the real Mew, who just smiled and waved.
"Chances of successfull capture too low to continue," RoboMew said out loud, "changing mission objective to alternative program Beta: Terminate Mew with extreme prejudice."
"Well that's nice," Mew muttered, "but I'd much rather we settled this without a fight. There is no fun in beating dumb robots."
A beam of light blasted from RoboMew's paw, a green one this time. It caught Mew by suprise and charred his fur, along with causing him to scream again before falling too the ground.
"Laser Cannon at quarter power, effective but non-fatal. Raising power too fifty percent," RoboMew said as it floated down untill it was beside the fallen Legendary.
I wasn't going to let Mew get killed before my eyes. (Before you say it, I did not turn around so I wouldn't have to watch.) I grabbed a rock and threw it with as much force as I could. It bounced harmlessly off of RoboMew's head. The robot turned and glared at me, pointing the paw that contained the laser cannon strait at my chest.
"Termination of bystanders pushed up to primary objective," it said, before stopping suddenly. I saw why as Mew had stabbed it, using a metal pole.
"Never ever shoot me with any kind of gun," I heard him mutter in the RoboMew's ear before wrenching the pole out and swinging it around, knocking the robot's head off.
I stood, mouth agape, as Mew floated over. Carrying the pole, which was easily as long as a Human adult is tall, as though it was nothing.
"Damnit, do you know how hard it is to comb burnt fur?" He asked me, "wait, you are lacking in that department."
He was saying something else but I was paying more attention to what was going on behind him. RoboMew was getting up, minus a head!
"Uh, Mew," I said, interrupting whatever the Legendary was saying, "it's still moving."
"That's just it's circuitry buggering up," Mew laughed, "nothing to worry about."
"Uh, getting up when missing a head and pointing two missiles at you is just circuitry buggering up?" I asked, causing Mew to turn round and spot the missiles shooting towards him.
"Aw crap," Mew muttered, before swinging the metal pole and knocking one of the missiles off course, "Fore!"
He then shot off around the entire warehouse, being chased by the other missile. It wasn't long before the first rejoined the chase. Mew zoomed past me, dumping the pole on the ground as he homed in on the robot. RoboMew leveled his paw at Mew and fired a laser blast, which Mew managed to dodge.
The blast hit one of the chasing missiles, blowing it to bits. I had to dive out of the way of the blast too, not wanting to risk finding out if my armour would protect me against that thing. Mew flew over RoboMew with barely any gap between them, flying strait through where the robots head would have been.
As RoboMew spun round to fire another laser at Mew, the last Missile slammed into its back and detonated. Bits of metal flew all over the place, it was definatly dead now.
"You'd be amazed at how many of those robots fall for that," Mew chuckled as he floated back towards me.
"What the hell was that thing?" I yelled at Mew, wanting to get a strait answer for once. I got a slightly curved one instead.
"Team Rocket's latest gadget. A robotic version of myself. They have some weird obsession with capturing me, but I can sense any living being coming whereas a robot can sneak up on me without a hitch. However, the robots are very dumb. Hell, even you are smarter and you take some beating."
"Hey," I blurted out.
"I was joking. You are fairly smart. But not as smart as myself, I have over seven thousand years of experiance compaired with your measly six and a half."
"Get to the point," I sighed, before he continued going on about ages.
"Well, looks like they finally realised that the first version was complete crap. Took 'em ten years to figure that out. I once managed to take down about a hundred of the first 'RoboMews' at once without a single scratch."
I looked down at the robot's head, which was the only part of it still intact. Mew turned to glance at it and it just exploded on its own.
"Of course, I do like to hold back on the ol' psychic power. It isn't a challange if I can blow them to bits with a mere thought," he told me, "but I guess I should stop goofing off and go blow the rest of them up. I'll catch up with you later."
"Eh?" I squeaked, confused untill Mew vanished into thin air, "he really needs to stop doing that, it's creepy."
"True," came Mew's voice from behind me, making me jump.
"Bloody hell, don't do that!" I said as I spun around to face the laughing pink cat Pokémon, "and you are supposed to be looking after Spiral."
"I'm going," Mew said between childish giggles, "you should have seen the look on your face when I did that, it was priceless. Such a Kodak moment and me without a camera."
This time when Mew vanished, I waited for about a minute to make sure he was really gone. The moment I lowered my guard, you guessed it: "Boo!"
"Ack!" I yelled, spinning round and launching a fireball at Mew. Who had to dive clear of it, "I told you to go. So go away, damnit."
"I'm going, I'm going," Mew giggled, "but that was funny."
"The hell it was!"
Mew vanished again, for what I hoped would be the last time. I looked around, making sure that he really was gone, when something caught my attention. The RoboMew's head was laying there, the only part of the android that was still intact.
I could have sworn that the head was staring at me, watching me through those red eyes. I shrugged the feeling off, I considered it dead. It was harmless. No threat at all. But, just to be on the safe side, I did leave that building pretty quickly and was glad to be out of both the warehouse and the Rocket's clutches.
The sun was shining and the sky was clear, life was good. Untill I spotted Pika and Raichu standing at the street corner, waiting for me. Now I was half expecting Pika to rip my head clean off, when she just ran away. Raichu turned to watch her go, before heading towards me.
"She doesn't know if she should kill you for the whole betrayal thing or kiss you for saving everyone's tails in there," he explained with a sigh.
"Well, she can't do either while I have this armour on," I replied, "and I can't remove it, even if I wanted to take the risk, because I don't have a clue how to undo these straps."
Raichu laughed, "I'll give you a hand when we get to the Center."
"You took that back then?" I asked.
"Actually, the Rockets inside just upped and left."
"Well, at least it is still standing," I sighed.
"Yep. And Nurse Joy is going to give us all a nice big cake as a thank you!"
I froze at that, which seemed to confuse Raichu. I remembered when the Rockets caught me, Nurse Joy called herself a 'black sheep' and worked for the bad guys
"What's wrong," He asked, actually concerned, "I was told that you liked cake."
"We have to get too the Center. Now!" I yelled out, dashing towards the red roofed building as fast as my legs could manage, "I'll explain on the way."