"Hi I'm Bukokelz," "And I'm BKO TMR Alex and today we're going to be talking about the buko that is overrated in it's pokemon form, and underrated in its buko form. It's Chararmand!"
"Chararmand is the Fiery Lizard-Esque buko and one of the three starters from Gen one buko. It's name is a mix of Charmander, the pokemon it's based on, and Armand, a male name." Kelz said.
"That's right and paradoxically, while too many people choose Charmander in main series pokemon, not enough people choose Chararmand in buko. Lot's of people prefer Bulbasir for his vines or Squirt-le for his rump, but Chararmand doesn't really get too much love. Super sad."
"It's true, and totally uncalled for considering he has a fire type combat move right off the bat with tail flame, an ability that lets him increase the power of the flame on his tail at the cost of some of his physical energy. Fire power aside, he's a majorly dangerous buko in battle with just those claws and teeth alone, which made giving head and handjobs kinda dangerous as well, ouch. Huh, maybe that's why not many people choose him."
"Well that and the common myth that all Chararmands are bald. While some will be hairless because of the whole reptile thing, others have full heads of hair, especially if they were a threshold."
"In combat, they can learn flame thrower, ember, fire ball, smoke screen, leer, flame spin, and use the previous mentioned claws, teeth, and tail flame. They don't learn any sex battle moves which makes them risky to against sex battling buko, but they can still hold their own so long as they're trained for it, as their natural dominance and aggression makes it their instinct to never submit."
"And while we're on the subject of dominance, while it's important to let them take control so their egos don't shrivel and die, it's more important to remember that making them submit during a taming every few tamings will make them more obedient and prevent them from getting out of control after evolving."
"And since we're on to their evolution, Chararmand evolves into Charmichael, a combination of the words Charmeleon, the pokemon equivalent, and Micheal, another typically male name. It could also be a reference to Carmichael, a typically suave name for men. Called the Hot N' Heavy buko, he's got everything you want from an evolution."
"The evolving bring the attacks burning hands as well as the first sex battle technique the line learns, warm embrace. But that's not all, there's also a thirty percent chance of a Charmichael forming with poison type abilities such as poison claw, poison bite, acid, and the classic poison sting."
"Their personality won't change much if you remembered to be aggressive during tamings, and if you didn't, it doesn't matter how many badges you got, they'll begin to disobey and do their own thing."
"Last in the evolutionary line is Whorizard, the Sexy Searing Soaring buko. With the development of wings, he has become a fully formed dragon type, learning Ignite, rage, dragon claw, dragon breath, wing attack, and fire blast. The only real change to their personality comes to pride, which will spike drastically. Unless you forgot to show dominance to his earlier forms in which case he's likely going to rape you immediately upon evolution, mind-break you, and claim you as a sex slave."
"That aside, these buko are massively powerful, despite the risk from their tail flames, which will critically injure or even kill them if it goes out. Thankfully it's so hot it can burn for almost five minutes straight even while fully submerged under water."
"Children of this line will often be born with a fire type core, claws, fangs, scales, enhanced endurance, or even wings if they're lucky. It's rare to find one of these in the wild, since the vast majority lives in captivity now a days. It is still possible to come across them in the wild though, so be weary when climbing mountains."
"That's it for now, but next time we'll be finishing off the starter trio, so don't miss the next waterlogged chapter of the bukodex!"