I wonder what Matt and Stephanie find so amusing. I'm glad they're having fun. I get to sit to next my soulmate while traveling to Japan to marry her clone who I wouldn't even know at all if Matt hadn't-
Oh who am I kidding? It was my idea to date other women while we waited for DJ to make up her mind. Matt wanted to wait. Matt even told DJ he'd wait forever if he needed to. No wonder she picked him.
Wait. No! She was going to pick me! Me!
I'm so confused.
In that dream of hers, where she's the bank robbing racoon. What were my words? The raccoon represents deception. Well, there you go. She was deceiving herself into wanting Matt when the one she really wants is me. Am I doing the same thing? Deceiving myself into wanting CJ when the one I really want is DJ?
Matt probably deserves her more than I do. I'm the idiot who can't tell his DJ from his CJ or his CJ from his DJ.
I'm losing my mind.
She called me her soulmate. She said she's afraid she's losing her soulmate. That's it. I'm not marrying CJ. No, as soon as I get off this plane, I'm telling DJ- I mean I'm calling CJ. I have to cancel this whole thing. It was crazy to think I'm ready to get married to CJ. I totally freaked out when I saw her kissing Matt. I freaked out way more seeing DJ kiss Matt than I did when I accidentally kissed Matt. I'd much rather be the one kissing Matt if it means DJ doesn't kiss Matt. This is all wrong. When I saw DJ again I thought it was going to be great. I'd flirt with her and be her adorable Steve again and we'd fall in love again and get married and go on one of those honeymoon cruises where they have the all you can eat buffet. How did things get so screwed up? I need to try to remember.