"Hi I'm Bukokelz," "And I'm BKO TMR Alex, and today we're going to finish off the starter trio with the gen one water type starter buko. It's Squirt-le!"
"Squirt-le, the Titillating Turtle buko, is a common choice for gen one because of his armored shell, high special attack, and lovely round rump. His name is an obvious pun, and reference to the buko's ability to let out large amounts of cum with only one climax."
"To start he only gets headbutt, tailwhip, withdraw, bubble, and watergun, but his insanely powerful shell makes him a tank regardless. These are relatively laid back and submissive buko, and they enjoy taming while on their back, as the feeling of being on their shells makes them feel more helpless. True, they can actually right themselves no problem when knocked onto their shell, but it's pleasurable for them, so don't judge. The submissive nature makes them a bad choice for sex battles though, especially without any sex battle abilities."
"Being a water type, they'll naturally need to be fully submerged within water at least once a week to remain in peak physical condition, and like many other water types, they are able to store water within their body to last even longer out of it."
"Next is their evolution, Whortortle, the Went N' Wild buko. The name is a combination of whore and turtle, and this buko goes beyond just storing water inside their body, and is actually able to purify polluted water. The process is very slow, and once purified it can only be used by the Whortotle for bodily purposes, but it suddenly takes the limit off of what kind of water they can and can't deal with, though it's unwise to expose them to too much toxic water at one time."
"Whortortle learns bubble beam, ice beam, rapid spin, and slick stroke, the lines first sex battle ability. They still aren't the greatest choice for sex battles, as they are still rather submissive, but with a little training, they can be decent sex battlers, as they are somewhat more aggressive than their previous form. That said, they still love being pushed on their backs and taken roughly by their tamer."
"Lastly is the final evolution, Blasthoe, the Hump and Pump buko. The name is a combination of blast and hoe, a reference to the original pokemon of Blastoise. The evolution brings the abilities flash flood, rainy day, slam, wet jet, go down, vaporous aura quick turn, and hydropump. Though they are still submissive to their tamers, their large size and high water power make them aggressive in battle and highly protective of their tamer and their harem."
"As with the pokemon equivalent, Blasthoe gains two large water cannons that fire from his shell, with enough force to cut steel."
"Those born from this line can find themselves with a water affinity, high lung capacity, thick shell, vaporous aura, or the ability to purify and take in water."
"That's it for this chapter of the bukodex. Which pokemon would you like to learn about in buko form next? Tell us in the review and we'll be back next week with another chapter of the Bukodex!"