"Hello everyone, I'm Bukokelz," "And I'm Hopper Alex and today we're dealing with a buko that has more possible evolutions than any other buko in the world. It's Bunnyboy!"
"The Bunny Boy is the ditzy pokemon, a normal type, and we weren't kidding about it having more possible evolutions than any other, fourteen total! That's more than the Nymph, the evolution buko! Granted, of all these evolutions, only two of them actually have the ability to evolve further, but it's still crazy that a buko so common that it's the first one most people ever see when they start would come with so much incredible potential right?"
"Exactly, but Bunny Boys aren't always great. as their title would imply, they aren't the smartest of buko, often getting distracted from battles, training, and really any task that doesn't immediately entertain them. Sure a good tamer can train this out of them, but that takes a long of hard work and effort to reach. Aside from that, their title is also a reference to how carefree they are. Bunny Boys love meeting new people and buko, and absolutely adore taming. They aren't as active as some other buko, but if you have a buko, don't be surprised to wake up with them mounting you."
"A Bunny Boy's naturally learned attacks are Tackle, Kick, Bounce, Splash, Dumb Luck, Trample, Double Edge, Bounce Thrust, Helping Hand, Love N' Affection, Double Kick, and Pretty Wink. A decent balance of combat and sex battle moves, so they can be trained for either, just be sure they learn a lot of whichever kind of move you're training them for and drill it in during training so they don't lose focus. Their enhancements for children of a Bunny Boy are Enhanced Speed, Enhanced Hearing, Slow Aging, and Luck Factor."
"The first evolution we'll discuss is the Beach Bunny, a water type known as the bouncing bikini bunny buko. These are fun loving buko that form from a Bunny Boy getting a water stone that simply love the beach. they lose most of their fur, what little of it remains usually turns blonde or blue, and they grow a love of bikinis (wearing them if feminine, chasing those wearing them if masculine). They can make decent sex battlers if trained properly, but it takes some intense training to make them into a standard combat buko. More than anything, they just love chilling at the beach, taming on the sand or in the water."
"The natural attacks of the Beach Bunny are Tackle, Kick, Bounce, Water Gun,wall clench, Bounce Thrust, Water Cock, Bubbles, Slick Stroke, Pretty Wink, Wet Jet, Sexy Hug, Talk Sweet, and Cuddle. Mostly sex battle oriented, but still with attacks in case it needs to defend itself. Possible enhancements to children of Beach Bunnies are Increased Speed, Increased Hearing, and Increased Lung capacity."
"The next Bunny Boy evolution is the Moon Bunny, a magic type known as the star gazing bunny buko. This buko has platinum fur and is the most intelligent a Bunny evolution ever gets naturally, as the moment they involve, which happens when a Bunny Boy gets a moon stone, they get to pick one thing, any one thing, that they immediately become proficient in upon evolution. Combat, mathematics, a branch of science, a school of magic, sex, anything that is physically possible."
"Even without their instance new skill, they're very clever buko, always able to learn on the fly and acquire new skills. Naturally, they're nocturnal, and will sometimes stare at the moon for hours, just thinking and thinking. Be careful on a full moon though, as their libido instantly spikes to an almost frightening degree the moment they see the full moon, and this intense lust doesn't simmer down until the full moon sets, even if they can no longer see the moon."
"Their natural attacks are Bounce, kick, punch, bite, mana bolt (with practice), take down, reflect, phantom touch, sweet talk, lunar caress, Magic Cock, and sweet spot, a decent mix of combat and sex battle moves to keep opponents guessing. Enhancements to children of a Moon Bunny are Increased Intelligence, Affinity (Varies), Knowledge of Stars and planets, Enhanced Hearing, and Aura Of Grace."
"Next up is the Snow Bunny, an ice type evolution caused by a Bunny Boy getting an ice crystal. They're known as the arctic bunny buko, and naturally have snow white fur. This is a calmer evolution of the Bunny Boy, not as smart as the Moon Bunny, but still able to focus and learn and not get distracted, though a battle with a fire type can stress them out enough that they might even forget their own attacks."
"Said attacks are Ice Beam, Heat Drain, Cold Snap, Snow Blind, Mist, Bounce, Quick Attack, wall clench, Bounce Thrust, Cold Thrust, and Cold stroke, another decent mix of normal combat and sex battle abilities. Enhancements to children of a Snow Bunny are Enhanced Speed and Agility, Enhanced Hearing, Slowed Aging, Luck Factor, Temperature Tolerance, and Ice Affinity."
"Next up is the Cabbit, a normal type known as the cat rabbit buko. This bizarre buko looks like a cross between a rabbit boy and a neko, which makes sense as it's formed when either a Bunny Boy gets a feline E-medal, or a Cat Boy has an orgasm while being double teamed by a tamer their Bonded with, and a Bunny Boy. They're extremely friendly, more so than most Bunny forms, which is saying quite a lot."
"The Cabbit's natural attacks are Bounce, kick, scratch, furry swipes, pretty wink, aura cute, wall clench, bounce thrust, purr, and cat eyes. They won't be great sex battlers or fighters without training, so most people keep them as lovers or even just pets. The enhancements to children of a Cabbit are Enhanced Speed, Enhanced Agility, Enhanced Reflexes, Enhanced Hearing, and Claws."
"Next up is the steel/magic type evolution caused by a Bunny Boy getting a shiny stone; Gun Bunny, the horny crack shot buko. This buko grows much taller, and develops the ability to summon his weapon of choice, which will always be guns. Though at first they can only summon knew handguns, if trained enough with rifles or shock guns, they can learn to summon those as well. All their bullets are made of magic, which means they can be weaker than bullets in a regulation battle, or just as lethal as normal bullets in a life or death situation. They're also known to be rather obsessive. What they obsess over varies from Gun Bunny to Gun Bunny."
"The Gun Bunny's naturally learned abilities are Manifest weapon (guns), Bounce, kick, pistol whip, rapid fire, wall clench, charge bullet, elemental bullet (with training), bounce thrust, bullet thrust, magic cock, metal cock, hard knuckle, sucker punch, metal punch, iron defense, and lock on. They can be trained as sex battlers, but I don't think you'll be shocked to hear that the bunny who summons two pistols is primarily a fighter. The enhancements to children of a Gun Bunny are Weapons Affinity (firearms), Enhanced Vision, Enhanced Accuracy, Enhanced Durability."
"Next up is the magic/psychic type caused by a Bunny Boy getting a hold of a mana stone; Mist Bunny, the mystic rabbit buko. These are rather mysterious buko, known to guard certain sections of forest or other land for unclear reasons, answering only with odd riddles. Because of the new structure of their feet, they often are found wearing high heels, as they lose balance often when wearing any other kind of shoes."
"The Mist Bunny's natural attacks are Burst, Mana Bolt, Quickening, Magic Fist, Magic Kick, The Calm Soul, wall clench, Focus, Focus Energy, Pose, Evade, Counter, Resist, Spellwork, and Magic Cock, another primarily combat focused Bunny form. Enhancements to children of a Mist Bunny are Increased Senses, Increased Agility, Increased Speed, and Magic Affinity."
"Next up is the Blade Bunny, razor death rabbit buko. This normal type buko is an unfortunate case of a Bunny Boy getting infected with the Wabbit virus, a disease spread from feralborne Blade Bunnies. Once infected, a Bunny Boy rains large tail-tail, as well as sharp claws, teeth, and a rabid personality. They travel together in packs, hunting down people and buko to rape and feed on, even resorting to raping and cannibalizing each other if they can't find anyone. While it is possible to re-tame a Blade Bunny or even domesticate a feralborne, it's very difficult and dangerous to do so."
"These are bounty buko, meaning that reporting them, capturing them, or killing them earns you a prize. Reporting a pack earns $10,000 credits, capturing and taming a Blade Bunny yields $50,000 credits, taking out a pack wins $500,000 credits, and killing a virus carrying feralborne earns $1,000,000 credits."
"The natural attacks of a Blade Bunny are Tail Whip, Slash, Slashwave, Deflect, Counter, Cut, Carve, Focus Energy, Leap, Tackle, Aura of Cute, Cross Shield, Iron Defense, and Spiral Jump. The enhancements to children of a Blade Bunny are Enhanced Speed, Enhanced Strength, Enhanced Agility, Enhanced Stamina, Enhanced Hearing & Smelling, Weapon-mounted tail, Instinctive hiding ability."
"Unfortunately, Blade Bunny isn't even the worst possible fate for a Bunny Boy evolution. No, that title belongs to the Mini-Top, the excessively violent buko. Mini-Tops are normal/fighting type, and are triggered when a Bunny Boy, or any Bunny Boy evolution (March Hare, Norman, Mist Bunny, and Easter Bunny not included) witness something extremely traumatic or are abused for a long enough time period."
"Rather than become frail for frightened, these buko lean into the pain and become obsessed with violence. They are highly dominant, in the bed and on the battlefield. They can be taught to use almost any weapon in the world, and will do so to a lethal result."
"They're natural attacks are Slap, Double Slap, Hyper Slap, Backhand, Weapon Combat, Hard Thrust, Rapid Trust, Dom Aura, 'On your knees', Pummel, Headbutt, Uppercut, Bicycle Kick, and Mega Punch. Enhancements to children of a Mini-Top are Enhanced Strength, Enhanced Speed, Enhanced Hearing, Slowed Aging, and Increased Endurance."
"But enough doom and gloom, the next evolution is the Easter Bunny, the Easter Egg buko. No one knows what causes this evolution, nor does anyone know it's typing, or where they all hide. They were thought to be legendarys until several of them were off-handedly mentioned that they remembered their days as a Bunny Boy. All that's really known about the Easter Bunny is that they appear in towns across the map around Easter time, hiding treat filled Easter eggs for the kids, and using some sort of lust/happiness aura to cause massive, town spanning orgies that last until they've left the party."
"The second most mysterious Bunny evolution is the Snuggle Bunny, the Sex Battle buko. No one knows what causes this buko to evolve from a Bunny boy, as those who do rarely share the secret and none do so publicly. What is known about the Snuggle Bunny is that they absolutely love to cuddle with anyone and everyone, are psychic type, have the ability to instantly know your every deepest sexual desire with only a touch, and, the reason they are so wanted by so many, they have no taboos about sex. Literally, there is actually nothing in the known world that they won't agree to do in bed. A test was done, compiling every kink known to human kind and buko alike. The Snuggle Bunny willingly and enthusiastically engaged in every single one. It's...kinda scary actually. If they weren't so rare, they would be illegal in official League sex battles."
"Aside from his instant desire sense, the natural Snuggle Bunny attacks are Mental Feel-Up, Pleasure Spank, Power spank, leer, teleport, confusion, sweet talk, sexy talk, dirty talk, love bite, hard thrust, whimper, pretty wink, angel eyes, enticing look, rose whip (if holding a whip), foot grip, soft paws, power thrust, Bounce, Bounce thrust, phantom touch, smooth stroke, hard stroke, rapid stroke, wall clench, driller thrust, aura sensation, sexy dance 1, sexy dance 2, sexy dance 3, hard knuckle, double climax, call me queen, call me bitch, and aura sexy. Almost all sex battle moves with the bare minimum of standard combat thrown in just in case. Enhancements to children of a Snuggle Bunny are Enhanced Strength, Enhanced Speed, Recovery, Telepathy (touch only), Blank Mind, Phase Sight, Endurance, Recovery, Flexibility, and Limited precognition."
"The second most sex oriented Bunny form is the Play Bunny, the overly affectionate buko. This normal type buko is triggered when a Bunny Born is given consecutive, intense orgasm, the evolution happening during their biggest climax ever. They're extremely kinky by nature (though even if it doesn't seem like it at times, they actually do have lines they won't cross for sex), and even have the ability to raise and lower someone's sexual endurance, making them incredible for sex battles."
"Their natural abilities are Tackle, Bounce, pretty wink, angel eyes, enchanting look, sexy talk, dirty talk, soft paws, sweet spot, hard thrust, bounce thrust, enlarge, love bite, rapid stroke, driller thrust, wall clench, hard knuckle, foot grip, sexy dance 1 and sexy dance 2. Another heavily sex centered buko. The enhancements given to children of a Play Bunny are Enhanced hearing, luck factor, lowed aging, and increased endurance."
"Giving a sun and leaf stone to a Bunny Boy will result in a Bro-er Rabbit, the witty gardener bunny buko. This plant type buko isn't much for combat, sex battles, or anything extreme really, preferring to just relax and focus on their gardening. There isn't a plant in the world they haven't been able to cultivate given enough time, though one should be careful, as they can and will just keep working on their garden until they pass out if not stopped."
"The Bro-er Rabbit's natural attacks are Vine Whip, Leech Seed, grass cock, Command Plants, Regenerate, Flower Kick, and Thorn Cutlass; After Level 30: Solar Beam, Vine Bondage, lust dust, and Grass Floor. Enhancements to children of a Bro-er Rabbit are the ability to sense the attributes of any plant, Enhanced Speed, Enhanced Hearing, slowed Aging, Potion and Herbal Remedy creation."
"There are only two buko left for the Bunny Boy to become, both of which actually evolve further. First is the March Hare, the confusing/confused buko. They're a psychic type with an unknown evolutionary trigger. They're an odd buko, known to lose track of what they're saying and start talking gibberish or nonsense at random. They're also obsessed with tea, and always seem to know a little more than they lead on."
"The natural attacks to a March Hare are Confusion, Displace, Amnesia, Disable, Dumb Luck, and Metronome. Definitely not a natural sex battler, but not exactly a great fighter either. Children of a March Hare may develop the enhancements of Strong luck factor, Enhanced sense of hearing and taste."
"A March Hare who gets enough training with and exposure to magic may evolve if exposed to a powerful magical spell, artifact, or otherwise powerful magical event. The result is the Plot Bunny, the muse buko. A mask appears over the buko's face immediately upon evolution, and they only remove it for those they love and trust the absolute most. They're even more confusing than they were, and seem even more suspicious, constantly talking in riddles or rhymes."
"The natural abilities of a Plot Bunny are Teleport, Recover, Burst, Absorb, Temperature Barrier, Smile, Pretty Wink, Inspire, and, dizzying kiss. The enhancements to children of Plot Bunnies are magical or psychic affinity."
"There's only one more evolution of the Bunny Boy, and hang on tight because this is where things get a little crazy. High stress will cause a Bunny Boy to evolve into a Normal, the ordinary buko. These are the actual most common buko in the world, and are so human-like, even a bukodex can be fooled into thinking that they're human sometimes. They've also got several evolutions as well, five in total."
"The only natural abilities of a Norman are the physical attacks that they can be taught like tackle or kick, anything that doesn't require super-human abilities. They also have no enhancements for children."
"The first possible evolution of the Normal is the Darling, the the Dainty yet invisible buko. This normal type feature is quite notable for a variety of reasons. The first is their feminine look and nature, the second is the fact that they're literally untrainable for combat or sex battles. They physically cannot learn to fight others their instincts causing them to shut down when they're forced to. The third is that they're bodies are so durable that they can take direct attacks from Sayjin and not feel a thing. They're bodies are just too durable for most forces of nature to cause her harm."
"Another notable feature is how obedient a Darling is. They will follow literally any order they are given so long as it isn't involving combat. Because of this, they are known to be used quite often for sexual favors, though some are turned off by the fact that their resilience extends to their sexual endurance. They have basically no libido, though will fuck whenever they are ordered, but it could take hours of intense sex to make them actually cum, even just once."
"As stated before, they can't learn to fight in any battles, and they're only ability is overwhelming attraction, which instantly makes almost any human or buko in the world want nothing more to fuck them. This power, combined with their durability, makes it easy to escape any hostile situation harmlessly. Enhancements to children of a Darling are Enhanced Endurance, Enhanced Durability, and Advanced Regeneration."
"The next evolution of the Norman is the Shieldman, the defensive buko. This psychic type is caused by a psi-crystal, and this buko, unsurprisingly, is highly defensive in most things, especially combat. They love exploring, both in the world and in bed, and despite their ability to summon shields, some will actually carry a real metal shield to enhance their magic shields further."
"The natural abilities of the Shieldman are Reflect, Harden, Foresight, Telekinesis, light screen, Armor, Shield, Tackle, and Wall clench. Enhancements to children of the Shieldman are psychic affinity and armored skin."
"The next evolution of the Normal is the Battle Angel, the angelic knight buko. This steel/celestial buko is formed by a Normal getting a Steel coat and a holy water. They're expertly skilled swordsmen, and are fiercely loyal to their tamers."
"The natural abilities of the Battle Angel are holy light, sword play, hilt strike, holy song, elemental strike (depends on environment), healing lvl 1, and blessing. The enhancements to the children of Battle Angels are holy affinity and sword skills."
"The final evolution of the Norman is the most irritating to explain. They're known as the Sidekick, the wonder boy buko, but the typing of the buko is different depending on which elemental stone they were given as a Norman."
"If given a fire stone, they become a Wonder Warmth, the fire type who naturally learns ember, warm hands, burning hands, fire ball, and ignite."
"If a Water stone, they become a Wet' N wild, the water type who naturally learns bubble, slick stroke, rain dance, water gun, and water cock."
"A leaf stone turns them into a Weedy Wonder, the grass type who naturally learns command plants, vine whip, rose whip, vine bondage, and grass cock."
"An angel stone makes them a Wonder bird, the flying type who naturally learns wing attack, silky feathers, gust, whirlwind, and tempest."
"A thunder stone turns them into a Wonder Thunder, the electric type that naturally learns thunder wave, thunder shock, pleasure jolt, thunder punch, and thunder bolt."
"An insect scale turns them into a Cootie, the wonder bug, a bug type that naturally learns string shot, bug bite, signal beam, harden, and honey."
"A dark stone will make them into a Dusk 'til Dawn, the dark type that naturally learns sucker punch, dark bomb, dark blade, dark shield, and ensnaring kiss.,"
"A ghost tag will turn them into a Wonder Ghost, the ghost type that naturally learns shadow ball, nightshade, curse, ghost winds, and lick."
"A demon stone will turn them into the Wonder demon, the infernal type that naturally learns hell fire, fear aura, enslaving kiss, devil chain, and demon slash."
"An ice crystal will turn them into a Winter Wonder, the ice type who naturally learns ice punch, ice shard, ice beam, cold thrust, and blizzard."
"And finally, the diamond stone makes them into the Wondirt, the rock type that naturally learns rock smash, rock tomb, mud slap, quake, and rock cock."
"Regardless of the form they take, the enhancement to children of the Sidekick is elemental affinity (depending on the form)."
"And that's it, one of the longest and most confusing evolutionary lines in buko history. Be sure to tell us what did you think of this buko, what kind of buko would you like to see next, and to check in for the next purring good chapter of the Bukodex!"
