Fflat Doctor Who Debute Series Finalé Chapter 5 7 August 2016. Book Keeping.
After two and a half hours of driving, the lady, the Doctor and the Nurse arrived in Fangoch, a town in the middle of the Gallifreyan wastelands. There wasn't much there, few houses, few shops, 12 churches, one with the Church of the Papal Mainframe, one Catholic, one Anglican, one Protestant, one Scientology, one Satanist, one Jainism, one Christian Scientist, one Happy Scientist, one Jediism and two disused and, finally, a registry office.
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"Where are you off to, dears?" asked the lady.
"The Church of the Papal Mainframe," said the Nurse.
"Oh, yes, silly me," said the lady. She pulled up outside the church. "Doesn't look like they're there," said the lady.
"Oh, yes, silly me," said the Nurse, "the wedding is over," she said.
"Koschei and the Book are already married. We've failed," said the Doctor.
"No, Doctor, never give in, never give up. We can still crash this wedding," said the Nurse. "The reception is at Koschei's house."
"Oh, good idea," smiled the Doctor.
The lady pulled away. "Which one is that? OK, silly question, the one which everyone's outside. You'll have to get out here, dears, I can't get any further down the road," she said.
"Thank you," said the Doctor."When I see you again, I'll repay you," he said.
"No, no," said the lady, "I am happy to help out." Once they were out, she reversed back down the road and then was gone.
The Doctor and the Nurse pushed through the party and got strange looks. When they reached the gate, there were Koschei and the Book in the front garden, music blaring and dancing.
The Doctor pushed through the party and into the house, found the plug to the radio and unplugged it. He got a lot of boos and hisses.
Koschei was very confused. Two identical women were standing in front of him.
"I'm here to encourage a divorce, Kos, that isn't me, that is a Time Lady called the Book who shot herself last night and regenerated herself into the double of me to ruin my big day," said the Nurse.
There was silence all round.
The Book looked from the Nurse to Koschei and then laughed and clapped. "Very funny, good one, plug the music back in."
Nothing happened.
"Do you really believe her?" asked the Book.
"Kos, really, I have never told you a lie and I never will, I love you," said the Nurse.
"She would lie if she was trying to ruin us," said the Book.
"So would she," said the Nurse.
"Stop!" exclaimed Koschei. "Which one's which? Which one is Julie?" he asked.
"I am," said both. "No, I am. I am!"
The Doctor, meanwhile, was looking through Koschei's bin. If he knew Koschei at all, newspapers that he had read would be in the bin. Nope. None there. Now he knew something was up. Something caught his eye. Smoke, not loads, was rising from a metal bin in the back garden. He went out to it. There was burnt newspaper in there, still smoking. The front page had only half-burnt. It was enough. He grabbed it up.
In the front garden, the fight continued.
"Kos, I promise, it's me," said the Nurse.
"She's lying, it's me," said the Book.
"It's hard to know who's keeping their promise," said Koschei.
The Doctor emerged from the house with the newspaper. "If you are Julie, how do you explain this and why is it half-burnt?" asked the Doctor. "Koschei never burns newspaper unless he has run out of fire-lighter and he certainly doesn't do it in the garden."
"I...it's fake," said the Book.
Koschei stepped away from her and went over to the Nurse. "No, it isn't fake. The Fangoch Times never fake."
"Fine. Yes. I did shoot meself, I am the Book and I conned you," said the Book.
The Doctor
William Hartnell
The Nurse/The Book
Ciara Bravo
Koschei
William Hughes
The lady
Maggie Smith
With special thanks to the BBC, FanFiction and YouTube.
Director and Writer
Liam Hickey
Producer
Maureen Farr
"Hello. I am the Doctor. I know what you're thinking. That ending was a bit abrupt so here I am to round things off. After I made my rather heroic discovery and we realised the Book was the Book, Koschei called the Police and the Police arrested her, she was sentenced to regeneration followed by 50 years in prison for identity fraud with no chance of appeal. Koschei divorced the Book the next morning, planned his wedding and married Julie. As for Julie, no, she is not my companion anymore, she has been Mrs. Koschei for two weeks now. She doesn't need me, she has a new companion. The lady returned to Arcadia where she continues to find nourishment and help for poor Time Lords, Ladies and Tots. The Guardian agreed to drop me back to my town but I had a change of heart. My mother and father and Cathy's mother and father forgave me on return, it took Cathy longer but she did eventually. As for me, I am having a house built a little way out of the town. While it's being built, Cathy and I are staying at my mother and father's house. Cathy and I finally got married. As for right now, Cathy is pregnant and this little explanation comes on a postcard from mine and Cathy's honeymoon in H.I.I. The weather is scorching, gorgeous here. Hope to share a story again with you soon.
Cathy, Doctor and Bump.
xx."
Fflat 2016.