"Hello I'm bukokelze," "And I'm Legend hunter Alex, and today we're looking at two more highly powerful legendary buko, two that bend the laws of time and space. It's Sexibi and Macavity!"
"Sexibi is the legendary master of time buko. He's a magic and plant type standing six and a half feet tall. He's a friend to humans and buko, having turned against the rebellion army to save humans during the war. His control over plant life and time made him an invaluable friend to humanity. Despite his kind nature, he's quite shy of human towns, sticking to woods and forests, particularity damaged ones which he can restore to their former glory."
"Sexibi has complete control over time. That is to say, all time so far. He can stop time in an instant, view any point in the past, travel to and from the past, and have visions of the future. With time being as non-linear as it is, he tries to avoid meddling with the past, not wanting to cause too much damage to the world as a whole by fucking up the time stream."
"Sexibi's attacks are Smile, Reflect, Absorb, Agility, Aura Of Cute, Reduce, Enlarge, Teleport, Dissolve, Illusion, Power Bolt, Vine Whip, Leech Seed, Wood Tower, Command Plants, Leaf Shield, Catnip Kiss, Antitoxin, Sleep Powder, Lust Dust, Bloom, Buttsprout, Solar Beam, frenzy plant, grass cock, probing vines, and vine bondage. His current location is unknown, but it's likely a forest."
"Next up is Macavity, the cleric of chaos buko. This buko is the much more malicious counterpart to Cheshire, having much the same reality warping powers to do his dark/magic/psychic typing. That's not to say that he's evil, just a massive dick, a massive troll, and one equip with the powers of a mad god. He also turned against the rebellion and fought for humans, but unlike Sexibi who did so out of the kindness of his heart, Macavity is quoted as saying, 'I can't let humans go extinct, they're too much fun to fuck with!'"
"This buko is the long time rival of Cheshire. Why precisely is unknown. Some claim that it's nothing more than a dispute over who's more powerful, and their battles have been known to destroy entire islands."
"Macavity's attacks are Teleport, Agility, Backstab, Aura of Cute, Hypnotize, Hypnotic Dance, Telekinesis, Dark Mist, Ashen Wings, Fade, Shadow Dash, Psi-Blade, Dark Blade, Hazy Vision, Memory of the Dark, Dark Shield, Cocoon of Darkness, Confusion, Disable, Double Team, Lock-On, Aura of Doom, Metronome, Psycho Crusher, magic cock, and phantom touch. His current location is unknown, as he can teleport from one end of the world to the other in an instant."
"And that's it! Sexibi and Macavity! Be sure to let us know what you thought of these buko, what kind of buko you'd like to see in the future, and be sure to check in for the next psychic installment of the bukodex!"