"Hello everyone, I'm Bukokelz," "And I'm Legend hunter Alex, and today we're covering the two originally discovered high power psychic types. It's Moan and Moantwo!"
"Moan is the legendary psychic buko. He's a kindhearted, small (almost chibi), pink furred buko who wouldn't harm a fly, yet hes enough psychic energy to level a continent if he had the mind to. He loves chocolate and to help others, though his child-like nature can sometimes lead him to 'help' in ways people would really rather he didn't. Because of this, Moan has taken to avoiding most humans altogether. Well, that and the fact that his cuteness aura makes it impossible for most humans to not try and rape him."
"Moan's attacks are Aura of Cute, Sexy Dance 1, Quick, Foresight, Telekinesis, Fade, Teleport, Hypnotic Gaze, Hypnotize, Dodge, Tail Slap, Heal, probing tail, phantom touch, aura sensation, telepathy, wall clench, soft paws, inner tightness, and Take Me. The current location of Moan is unknown, but he was last spotted deep in the jungle of an island just east of Kanto."
"Next came Moantwo, the clones psychic gob buko. This buko was cloned from Moan during the war. The project was abandoned when the war ended, and the existing research and cloned DNA stolen by an evil Team after the war. Through much experimentation, Moantwo was created, standing just under seven feet tall and spending most of his time floating. He killed the evil Team that had created him almost instantly, as he could sense their intent upon his creation, and flew off."
"Moantwo took to being something of a vigilante, targeting and destroying all those who he felt were corrupt, even if they, you know, weren't actually corrupt in any way. People argue all the time over whether or not Moantwo is evil, but regardless, he continues to explore the world, learning about it and destroying all those he feels are a threat to it."
"The attacks of Moantwo are Psychic, Telekinesis, Teleport, Hypnotic Gaze, Backstab, Agility, Hypnotize, Dominate, Quick, Foresight, Armor, Fade, Heal, Flash, Psi-Blade, Psi-Blade Mark II, Confusion, Amnesia, Disable, Double Team, Psywave, Psychic Illusion, Dream Time, Mirror Coat, Metronome, Feel The Burn, hard thrust, mental feel-up, phantom touch, driller thrust, and probing tail."
"And that's it, Moan and Moantwo! Be sure to let us know what you thought of these buko, tell us what kind of buko you want to see next time, and check in for the next adorable installment of the Bukodex!"